* THEIA / MANIA.

the first death is in the heart.

[thyunalloyed]

spits up a mouthful of blood. i have like 14 asks to get to but I'm also insane. like this for an ask in YOUR inbox :)

[falkarph]

ELDEN RING STARTERS

rp prompts taken from the video game elden ring by fromsoftware. some have been edited.

❛ death has left its mark once again. ❜ ❛ the talk, i surmise, is of you. ❜ ❛ i feel as if i've been in your debt from beginning to end. ❜ ❛ don't you dare. unless you want to die like a dog. ❜ ❛ not only are you incompetent, but shameless to boot. ❜ ❛ i apologise for any offence given by my bearing, but i'm quite unable to move, you see. ❜ ❛ i just wanted to get the apology out of the way, beforehand. since you're so scary and all. ❜ ❛ oh, my dear... had a change of heart already? ❜ ❛ i see. then you must kill me. ❜ ❛ beautifully fought. my thanks, 'twas more of a challenge than i envisioned. ❜ ❛ i want to be like everyone else, but i'm just too scared. ❜ ❛ are you so far out of your mind with fear... you've divested yourself of all reason? ❜ ❛ it is safe here. you may let down your guard. ❜ ❛ you are fated, it seems, to die in obscurity. ❜ ❛ someone must extinguish your flame. ❜ ❛ i suppose you'd like to know then? what awaits you on the path ahead? ❜ ❛ you will witness true horror. ❜ ❛ forgive me, i've been ... testing you. ❜ ❛ no secrets lie with me, not a one. ❜ ❛ you, yeah, you there! stop pretending you can't see me. ❜ ❛ you bloody halfwit. picking a fight with a dragon? ❜ ❛ a man cannot kill a god. ❜ ❛ perhaps it is foolish to say this to you of all people, but i am sure of my skill with the sword. ❜ ❛ if it's on the cards, i'd be glad to meet again. ❜ ❛ though the suffering cannot be undone, i can still mete out justice. ❜ ❛ never met someone with a taste for crab i couldn't trust. ❜ ❛ and when the fighting is done, then you may lay me to rest. ❜ ❛ honestly, i don't know what's going on anymore ... ❜ ❛ i know... i'm asking you to commit a cardinal sin. ❜ ❛ the depths of wickedness never fail to surprise me. ❜ ❛ perhaps before my departure, i needed someone to say farewell to. ❜ ❛ i always resented these hands. their pale complexion, a far cry from any warrior's. ❜ ❛ tell me a story... about the big, wide world... ❜ ❛ kill me, please... ❜ ❛ i hope you understand the weight of my words. ❜ ❛ what are you waiting for? a kiss goodbye? ❜

[thyunalloyed]

i know i should be making my pinned post. but what if i reblogged a prompt instead

[medievaljournalist]

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

[thyunalloyed]

awright my tags did not survive so let's do this again

[mai3phy]

A thousand year voyage guided by compassion ✨

[thyunalloyed]

weheheheh

[thyunalloyed]

that post that goes "brave and loyal knight come here i have something for you" -mwah- "okay you're dismissed" yeah

[thyunalloyed]

hiya!

[thyunalloyed]

Unfortunately, the new system requires brutality to function.

[clericknight]

Shadow of the Erdtree (2024)

[thyunalloyed]

you make an off color joke in vc with miquella and he immediately disconnects. next thing you know you're in a gc with 7 other people and he sends a 4 page intro talking about "the allegations."

[thyunalloyed]

THEIR DISCORD HANDLE:  UN_ALLOYED

THEIR PROFILE PICTURE:  single heavily edited, wilting golden-lily. his profile banner is a picture of the gate of divinity (also heavily edited. with a psd filter and everything.)

WHAT THEIR ONLINE STATUS WOULD USUALLY BE ON:  online. or do not disturb.

LIGHT THEME OR DARK THEME:  sigh. light theme.

WOULD THEY MODERATE A SERVER:  like a fucking TYRANT. you had better adhere to the guidelines channel landing zone. your first fuckup is a 15 minute time out and a public verbal warning. if you fuckup three times he's banning you for life and adding you to a server-exclusive DNI that's pinned to the top of #important. also he has a secret group chat with leda, malenia, ansbach, and moore where he shittalks everyone he doesn't like. ansbach ends up leaking the logs and the whole thing just falls apart after that.

WHAT IS USUALLY ON THEIR GAME TAB: something cutesy and disarming like harvest moon emulators, terraria, starbound, webfishing, you know. he's never seen playing the same thing for more than 2 hours.

THEIR CUSTOM STATUS:  "𝕀'𝕃𝕃 𝔹𝔼 𝕐𝕆𝕌ℝ ℝ𝔼𝕃𝕀𝔾𝕀𝕆ℕ." yes with the stupid fancy text too.

tagged by: @skxrbrand

tagging: @dreadgloom @tidesfate @recitedemise @vehxmence @apexulansis @bendwill @hxnger-unbcund go.

[thyunalloyed]

i was wrong btw. miquella's model comparison came out and he is easily almost twice the height of malenia who is 8'7". he's at LEAST 14-15 feet tall. what the fuck.

[skxrbrand]

The daemon laughs. Such is his mirth that his whole form shudders, even as he summons forth his axe in a sizzle of flame and sulfuric heat. A hoof paws at the ground, kicking up the earth. Khazaan's grin remains, though now it bears a challenge.

" Hounds do not bow to flowers, no matter how pretty." The Daemon responds, levelling his weapon at Miquella. " We trample them into the mud on the way to worthier prey. Here, I shall demonstrate!"

[thyunalloyed]

SUCH INELEGANT VIOLENCE disinterests him, verily. It is nothing more than the master morality that has guided the very foundations of the world, from its shrieking birth unto now. Miquella would have no part in it.

For a moment, he is there; and then he is not. A trail of aurum petals and leaves shines in his place, the simulacrum fading into a cloud of mist. The beast is strong and yet he is brutal and dumb - Miquella is none of these. A hand made of pale porcelain presses to red muscle, and the Kind's face twists in revulsion.

❝ Enough. I bid ye yield, firstly. ❞

His touch became a caress. Hush.

[skxrbrand]

" The feeling is mutual, light-bug."

Khazaan watches the blade form. He does pull his own talons back, grinning widely. Cruelly.

" Do you even know to use that thing, princess?"

[thyunalloyed]

❝ YOU AND YOURS were given opportunity after opportunity. It is clear to me now - thou venerates savagery and sedition. So then, you will die like savages. ❞

The blade transformed - Father spoke cautiously of the Fundamentalism of their ways, and of how an erudite mind might force this inerrant logic to take a new shape. Only the Order of gold, without kindness. Its edge serrated into a series of platinum lances of radiance.

But even in his ire, Kindly Miquella stops to offer grace.

❝ Here; I speak to thee in a language familiar. I demand thy house's submission. Bow to a new god. ❞

[thyunalloyed]

type of guy that goes "unhand me!"