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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@ticktocksuckmyclock-blog
WE ARE DOING A SLEEPOVER
embarrassing stories
descriptions of your crushes (SERIOUSLY OK)
cheesy jokes/puns/pickup lines
assumptions about my life (idk man)
talk about girls
talk about boys
talk about random crap going on in your life
ask me about all the things above
LETS TALK ABOUT SEX
LETS TALK ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
BE MY BEST FRIEND
curious questions
for advice (life/blog, ect)
or a blog rate/compliment (if you want one!!)
look whos actually active again yay
May I ask what your kik is?
Who is this, first off?
anyone want my skype or kik??? im bored
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
Me trying to explain to my aunt that Heterosexuality and Homosexuality are basically the same thing.
Me: So when a girl is seven, can she have a crush on a boy?
Her: Yes, of course.
Me: Okay, so can a boy have a crush on a girl at that age?
Her: I believe so.
Me: Okay, so then, logically, a girl can have a crush on another girl.
Her: No, they're too young for that kind of decision.
Me: How do you figure? You JUST SAID that a girl could have a crush on a boy at that age and that a boy could have a crush on a girl.
Her: But that's different.
Me: No, it really isn't. You're saying that heterosexuality is more natural in a child who doesn't even know what sexuality is, but they know whether or not they like boys or girls.
Her:...
Me:...
Her: Oh.
Me: Exactly.
Everybody who reblogs this by tomorrow (this ends August 27th) will get a short sentence in their inbox describing the mental image that I got when I saw their URL.
I’m bored and sick and I need something to do.
when life brings u down to your knees give life a blowjob and then get back up and spit the cum in life’s face and then skip away like the princess you are
Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for
Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT
They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.
ohhhhh myyyyy goooodddd
this is fucking terrifying
This is scary
Muse VS Mun
Out of Muse and Mun, which one:
1: is the most stubborn 2: is the most practical 3: has the shortest temper 4: has the wittiest tongue 5: gets more romantic attention 6: gets in more fights 7: is the most hygienic 8: is the most friendly 9: is taller 10: weighs more 11: is the better singer 12: is the better dancer 13: is more Renegade 14: has the most self-confidence 15: is the biggest liar
Newborn baby stuns doctors by holding her own bottle (in the UK)
A baby girl has amazed doctors with her ability to hold her own feeding bottle. Two-week-old Ammra was able to grasp her bottle alone just three days after she was born at Queen’s Hospital, Romford in Essex, her mother Onyi Chiedozie said.The 20-year-old, who is using a combination of breast and bottle feeding, said doctors and nurses were stunned by the baby’s ability to master her strong grip so soon after she was born.
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Black excellence
this baby is gonna be a brain surgeon when she’s like 10
For people who are like big deal, she held a cup.
My nephew didn’t hold a bottle till he was like one. Most babies don’t know how to process gravity or the concept of if you grip the bottle it stays close to you where you can suckle it and if you tilt it back the liquid is accessible and it’s a lot to process for a baby okay.
This baby is way ahead in neuromuscular and cognitive development. She’s one of the xmen probably, it’s really amazing, the equivalent of a baby saying it’s first word at 2 months old ok it’s really amazing
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
