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Grumpy bunny blog. I will post photos sometimes 🩵

[tide-stitched]

Due blog for Due stuff ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎

Because I love her and want more people to know about them

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎ Info

▫️Scifell shipchild created by Keikos-lair/Dantemoths-lair

▫️ an alternative version of another scifell child, Dante, from a "genocide" timeline

▫️ birthday: December 19th

▫️ current canon partner: Palette Roller

▫️relationships [link]

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎ Note

▫️Don't take what I say as canon unless it's confirmed by the creator!!!

I'm in no way affiliated with them, everything on the blog is an interpretation.

▫️Don't try any funny business with ship stuff unless I know you 😶‍🌫️

▫️I use she/they pronouns for Due (the canon uses he/him)

Divider credit: @uzmacchiato

Main: @waffle-crisp-blog

Updated: March 18, 2026

[rurikliderc]

Why on gods green earth do you need a TUB of CREAM CHEESE. Normal people eat tubs of ICE CREAM OR SOMETHING NOT CREAM CHEESE???

You simply just don't understand the love and lust between a man and his tub of cream cheese. You don't get the passion or the comfort it sparks. There's a sorta homoerotic tension only seen between Dr House and Dr Wilson from hit tv medical drama House. Like you just have to be in the moment to understand and also you need someone who knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy's cousin with access to a restaurant depot who can get you tubs of cream cheese.

[tide-stitched]

You must stink so bad...

So glad I got the brother who prefers tubs of bubblegum smurf ice cream

[bug-boy-alchemist]

due is so unintentionally funny bc all of the insults she has for me are all so technical - yesterday I had to spend several minutes explaining what a geiger counter is to rurik to explain a single text she sent me

[tide-stitched]

That's right, educate your boy

[bug-boy-alchemist]

i have obtained a medium amount of estrogen!! do not ask me where i got it!! stay tuned to see what i do with it

[tide-stitched]

Hey so are you like...

Free on saturday

Asking for no reason

[tide-stitched]

Never take estrogen from Dante Esteban Santana... Don't ask, just trust...

[bug-boy-alchemist]

I TOLD YOU I WAS DOING SOME EXPERIMENTAL SHIT WITH IT AND YOU TOOK IT ANYWAYS, *YOU* ASSUMED THE OCCUPATIONAL HAZZARD!!!!! THAT IS ON YOU!!!!!!!!

[tide-stitched]

You did not say that the side effects might be having cravings for a very specific flower wrapped in a very specific seaweed sprinkled with a very specific seasoning that can only be obtained during a very specific week in a very specific region of the world only accessible by bribing the locals and sailing on a tiny piece of wood. It ruins my life I think about it 24/7 and Palette is out there fighting alligators, probably (despite me telling him he shouldn't even think about stepping out of the house for this)

Besides, I'm just warning people.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

THE ENTIRE SCIENTIFIC METHOD IS FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT - WELCOME TO THE FINDING OUT PHASE 🫶🫶🫶🫶

[tide-stitched]

The next phase will be getting your ass degraded to "Normie" in "The BugLoving Greeners association". I already called them saying that you stole an endangered mantis from its natural habitat knowing that it has children to feed.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

YOU WOULD DARE LIE ABOUT ME AND SLANDER MY GOOD BUGLOVING NAME FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF GETTING ME BACK FOR A PERCIEVED SLIGHT AGAINST YOU IN THE FORM OF A LITTLE EXPERIMENTATION??? WHAT IS THE CHARGE??? ENJOYING AN EXPERIMENT?? ENJOYING A TRANSITION-RELATED EXPERIMENT????

[tide-stitched]

You did not just "Democracy Manifest" at me for a joke, haha, nerd.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

THATS THE FIRST TIME I'VE MADE A REFERENCE LIKE THAT HERE AND SOMEONE'S UNDERSTOOD IT,,,,,,,

[tide-stitched]

Does this make me a nerd as well?

[bug-boy-alchemist]

i have obtained a medium amount of estrogen!! do not ask me where i got it!! stay tuned to see what i do with it

[tide-stitched]

Hey so are you like...

Free on saturday

Asking for no reason

[tide-stitched]

Never take estrogen from Dante Esteban Santana... Don't ask, just trust...

[bug-boy-alchemist]

I TOLD YOU I WAS DOING SOME EXPERIMENTAL SHIT WITH IT AND YOU TOOK IT ANYWAYS, *YOU* ASSUMED THE OCCUPATIONAL HAZZARD!!!!! THAT IS ON YOU!!!!!!!!

[tide-stitched]

You did not say that the side effects might be having cravings for a very specific flower wrapped in a very specific seaweed sprinkled with a very specific seasoning that can only be obtained during a very specific week in a very specific region of the world only accessible by bribing the locals and sailing on a tiny piece of wood. It ruins my life I think about it 24/7 and Palette is out there fighting alligators, probably (despite me telling him he shouldn't even think about stepping out of the house for this)

Besides, I'm just warning people.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

THE ENTIRE SCIENTIFIC METHOD IS FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT - WELCOME TO THE FINDING OUT PHASE 🫶🫶🫶🫶

[tide-stitched]

The next phase will be getting your ass degraded to "Normie" in "The BugLoving Greeners association". I already called them saying that you stole an endangered mantis from its natural habitat knowing that it has children to feed.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

YOU WOULD DARE LIE ABOUT ME AND SLANDER MY GOOD BUGLOVING NAME FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF GETTING ME BACK FOR A PERCIEVED SLIGHT AGAINST YOU IN THE FORM OF A LITTLE EXPERIMENTATION??? WHAT IS THE CHARGE??? ENJOYING AN EXPERIMENT?? ENJOYING A TRANSITION-RELATED EXPERIMENT????

[tide-stitched]

You did not just "Democracy Manifest" at me for a joke, haha, nerd.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

i have obtained a medium amount of estrogen!! do not ask me where i got it!! stay tuned to see what i do with it

[tide-stitched]

Hey so are you like...

Free on saturday

Asking for no reason

[tide-stitched]

Never take estrogen from Dante Esteban Santana... Don't ask, just trust...

[bug-boy-alchemist]

I TOLD YOU I WAS DOING SOME EXPERIMENTAL SHIT WITH IT AND YOU TOOK IT ANYWAYS, *YOU* ASSUMED THE OCCUPATIONAL HAZZARD!!!!! THAT IS ON YOU!!!!!!!!

[tide-stitched]

You did not say that the side effects might be having cravings for a very specific flower wrapped in a very specific seaweed sprinkled with a very specific seasoning that can only be obtained during a very specific week in a very specific region of the world only accessible by bribing the locals and sailing on a tiny piece of wood. It ruins my life I think about it 24/7 and Palette is out there fighting alligators, probably (despite me telling him he shouldn't even think about stepping out of the house for this)

Besides, I'm just warning people.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

THE ENTIRE SCIENTIFIC METHOD IS FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT - WELCOME TO THE FINDING OUT PHASE 🫶🫶🫶🫶

[tide-stitched]

The next phase will be getting your ass degraded to "Normie" in "The BugLoving Greeners association". I already called them saying that you stole an endangered mantis from its natural habitat knowing that it has children to feed.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

i have obtained a medium amount of estrogen!! do not ask me where i got it!! stay tuned to see what i do with it

[tide-stitched]

Hey so are you like...

Free on saturday

Asking for no reason

[tide-stitched]

Never take estrogen from Dante Esteban Santana... Don't ask, just trust...

[bug-boy-alchemist]

I TOLD YOU I WAS DOING SOME EXPERIMENTAL SHIT WITH IT AND YOU TOOK IT ANYWAYS, *YOU* ASSUMED THE OCCUPATIONAL HAZZARD!!!!! THAT IS ON YOU!!!!!!!!

[tide-stitched]

You did not say that the side effects might be having cravings for a very specific flower wrapped in a very specific seaweed sprinkled with a very specific seasoning that can only be obtained during a very specific week in a very specific region of the world only accessible by bribing the locals and sailing on a tiny piece of wood. It ruins my life I think about it 24/7 and Palette is out there fighting alligators, probably (despite me telling him he shouldn't even think about stepping out of the house for this)

Besides, I'm just warning people.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

i have obtained a medium amount of estrogen!! do not ask me where i got it!! stay tuned to see what i do with it

[tide-stitched]

Hey so are you like...

Free on saturday

Asking for no reason

[tide-stitched]

Never take estrogen from Dante Esteban Santana... Don't ask, just trust...

[tide-stitched]

She left her phone again so I am legally obliged to send one photo from her gallery to expose deepest darkest secrets

Just choose a number before she gets it back

~Dante

PICK YOUR POISON

1🎨

2🐇

3🥧

Voting ended onJun 7

[tide-stitched]

Thought he could outsmart me

[tide-stitched]

She left her phone again so I am legally obliged to send one photo from her gallery to expose deepest darkest secrets

Just choose a number before she gets it back

~Dante

PICK YOUR POISON

1🎨

2🐇

3🥧

Voting ended onJun 7

[bug-boy-alchemist]

NOBODY TALK TO ME IM WORKING ON A ZINE OF MOTH SPECIES NATIVE TO THE MIDWESTERN US,,,,

[tide-stitched]

You need this.

[tide-stitched]

Stress levels cause my limbs to feel like clouds sometimes.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

i have obtained a medium amount of estrogen!! do not ask me where i got it!! stay tuned to see what i do with it

[tide-stitched]

Hey so are you like...

Free on saturday

Asking for no reason

[tide-stitched]

[Ooc] Waffle note: Due relationships in the context of this rp blog

(because I saw the other blogs did this so I wanted to as well!1!1!)

▫️Palette: boyfriend who she loves very much and lives with on a boat, pretty much the person she spends the most time with ever (when she's not hiding or wandering off)

▫️Rurik: brother in law, she hangs out with him sometimes because they share a few interests (and Palette insists on family gatherings), isn't a big fan but thinks he's overall ok

▫️Dante: love-hate sibling-like relationship, she would never call him a brother, although deep down she knows she's not indifferent about him. Once they met again in one family because of Palette and Rurik, she had to learn to live with this annoying ass bug somehow :p

▫️Lotus: She knows he exists and talked with him on rare occasions (in association with other sillies) but out of the entire list he's the least close one. Which may also be because they both love minding their own business and will not reach out first

▫️Sci and Fell: they are dead lol- I mean her versions are, Dante's are like adoptive long distance parents to her (they are always welcome to visit and vice versa)

🌊I have no problem going off script if needed, those are just how I see it :^

[tide-stitched]

Feeling very blue today...

But not dark storm blue... Pastel flowers blue

[tide-stitched]

Due, the diva queen, Whats your favorite clothes style?

Ohh I like all kinds of styles. There's a difference between what I can or do wear and what I find nice though. Not everything fits me, and well, I get most of my outfits second-hand or as a hand-down

Currently one of my favorite overall must be decora! It's amazing how colorful and creative it is. But it would be a little impractical to me... And I don't think I look good in flashy colors...

My favorite ones to wear are the ones that are more loose-fitting with soft or muted colors, such as goblin-core & mori kei. And what I think is called "Angelcore", that's pretty too!

Oh, and metal and grunge, I used to wear it a lot, I still dust those off sometimes. But some of my things got lost or left behind when me and my boyfriend had to size down

[lotus-azreal]

Who the freak of nature you, Rurik, or Dante. This is for research purposes only 🤫

Dante and Rurik are at a tie, they're like the same person but one of them has a brain... But uhhh... Maybe Dante, you'd be surprised honestly.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

NOT ONLY THAT BUT IM ALSO A FREAK AS IN BUILT DIFFERENTLY!!! LIKE WRONG!!! THERE ARE PROBLEMS WITH MY BODY ‼️‼️‼️

not my brain though im perfectly sane and intact 🫶

[tide-stitched]

You're so in denial ◉⁠‿⁠◉

[bug-boy-alchemist]

MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW

[tide-stitched]

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