I like bugs and queers

whats poppin gamers • the names dante • adult (theoretically) • he/him (mostly)

[bug-boy-alchemist]

hello tumblr freaks in my phone!!!! the name's dante (like the divine comedy bc im fucking cool)

- pronouns are he/him, unless you can come up with a cool new one then use that. but it cant be one ive seen before cause thats lame asf.

- im an adult so feel free to hit on me /hj (but know if you say smth cringe ill put you on blast here)

- I fucking love bugs. esp moths. god i love bugs so much please ask me about them. or tell me your fun facts. BUGS,,,,,,,,,

- I dont think rubi has a blog(?), but I think lola probably would, so to them i say: come here often? 😏😏😏

(blog is run by @utmv-enjoyment )

[bug-boy-alchemist]

rurik wants to try this new energy drink flavor cause its blue raspberry but its fuckin red white and blue/fourth of july themed and he's scared its gonna make him look like a total douchebag if he buys it in public lmao

[rurikliderc]

Sometimes Dante sits and talks about Lord of the Rings and I just gotta sit there and nod and act like I'm not lost cuz I am in too deep and I don't wanna interrupt his lil rambling session cuz if I did I'm afraid I'll wake up with a bomb next to me and I will never see the light of day again

[bug-boy-alchemist]

and thats what it feels like for me when you infodump about food stuff. except youre less homicidal usually

[rurikliderc]

Yeah 😔 I'll gladly listen to you talk about you're weird lil science stuff but the fantasy things aren't my speed 😔☝️ you can probably talk Palette's head off with that stuff and I'm sure he'd listen better.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

*your

also maybe I will >:( i am going to keep yapping to you about fluorine and bugs though thats never gonna stop

[rurikliderc]

Sometimes Dante sits and talks about Lord of the Rings and I just gotta sit there and nod and act like I'm not lost cuz I am in too deep and I don't wanna interrupt his lil rambling session cuz if I did I'm afraid I'll wake up with a bomb next to me and I will never see the light of day again

[bug-boy-alchemist]

and thats what it feels like for me when you infodump about food stuff. except youre less homicidal usually

[bug-boy-alchemist]

going to a texas roadhouse for the first time ever as a midwesterner,,, wish me luck,,,,,

[bug-boy-alchemist]

its like if a bar was a restaurant why is it so loud

[bug-boy-alchemist]

going to a texas roadhouse for the first time ever as a midwesterner,,, wish me luck,,,,,

[bug-boy-alchemist]

due is so unintentionally funny bc all of the insults she has for me are all so technical - yesterday I had to spend several minutes explaining what a geiger counter is to rurik to explain a single text she sent me

[bug-boy-alchemist]

lotus storing everything in their house in old tea tins is like the gay academic equivalent of cookie tin full of sewing supplies

[bug-boy-alchemist]

Hi do you have any cool tips about how to flirt with people at bars and overall jjst have fun (would b cool if it were for gay bars specifically) because I heard you go a lot (or at least used to)

Also I like your eyes they remind me of toxic gas clouds🔥

i have. A Lot of questions???? why are u asking the bug guy from tumblr dot com about this

and also I don't flirt, I use the ol' santana rizz (let my autism symptoms become more and more apparent until the other person decides they want me carnally)

[bug-boy-alchemist]

happy pride month queers, I have a question:

what base would you consider them drunkenly showing you their ao3 bookmarks. asking for a friend who is once again me

[bug-boy-alchemist]

uhhh,,,,to any spooky emos on here,,,is it normal when you're attracted to someone spooky like that to want them to drink your blood??? asking for a friend who is me

[bug-boy-alchemist]

i have obtained a medium amount of estrogen!! do not ask me where i got it!! stay tuned to see what i do with it

[tide-stitched]

Hey so are you like...

Free on saturday

Asking for no reason

[tide-stitched]

Never take estrogen from Dante Esteban Santana... Don't ask, just trust...

[bug-boy-alchemist]

I TOLD YOU I WAS DOING SOME EXPERIMENTAL SHIT WITH IT AND YOU TOOK IT ANYWAYS, *YOU* ASSUMED THE OCCUPATIONAL HAZZARD!!!!! THAT IS ON YOU!!!!!!!!

[tide-stitched]

You did not say that the side effects might be having cravings for a very specific flower wrapped in a very specific seaweed sprinkled with a very specific seasoning that can only be obtained during a very specific week in a very specific region of the world only accessible by bribing the locals and sailing on a tiny piece of wood. It ruins my life I think about it 24/7 and Palette is out there fighting alligators, probably (despite me telling him he shouldn't even think about stepping out of the house for this)

Besides, I'm just warning people.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

THE ENTIRE SCIENTIFIC METHOD IS FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT - WELCOME TO THE FINDING OUT PHASE 🫶🫶🫶🫶

[tide-stitched]

The next phase will be getting your ass degraded to "Normie" in "The BugLoving Greeners association". I already called them saying that you stole an endangered mantis from its natural habitat knowing that it has children to feed.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

YOU WOULD DARE LIE ABOUT ME AND SLANDER MY GOOD BUGLOVING NAME FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF GETTING ME BACK FOR A PERCIEVED SLIGHT AGAINST YOU IN THE FORM OF A LITTLE EXPERIMENTATION??? WHAT IS THE CHARGE??? ENJOYING AN EXPERIMENT?? ENJOYING A TRANSITION-RELATED EXPERIMENT????

[tide-stitched]

You did not just "Democracy Manifest" at me for a joke, haha, nerd.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

THATS THE FIRST TIME I'VE MADE A REFERENCE LIKE THAT HERE AND SOMEONE'S UNDERSTOOD IT,,,,,,,

[bug-boy-alchemist]

i have obtained a medium amount of estrogen!! do not ask me where i got it!! stay tuned to see what i do with it

[tide-stitched]

Hey so are you like...

Free on saturday

Asking for no reason

[tide-stitched]

Never take estrogen from Dante Esteban Santana... Don't ask, just trust...

[bug-boy-alchemist]

I TOLD YOU I WAS DOING SOME EXPERIMENTAL SHIT WITH IT AND YOU TOOK IT ANYWAYS, *YOU* ASSUMED THE OCCUPATIONAL HAZZARD!!!!! THAT IS ON YOU!!!!!!!!

[tide-stitched]

You did not say that the side effects might be having cravings for a very specific flower wrapped in a very specific seaweed sprinkled with a very specific seasoning that can only be obtained during a very specific week in a very specific region of the world only accessible by bribing the locals and sailing on a tiny piece of wood. It ruins my life I think about it 24/7 and Palette is out there fighting alligators, probably (despite me telling him he shouldn't even think about stepping out of the house for this)

Besides, I'm just warning people.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

THE ENTIRE SCIENTIFIC METHOD IS FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT - WELCOME TO THE FINDING OUT PHASE 🫶🫶🫶🫶

[tide-stitched]

The next phase will be getting your ass degraded to "Normie" in "The BugLoving Greeners association". I already called them saying that you stole an endangered mantis from its natural habitat knowing that it has children to feed.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

YOU WOULD DARE LIE ABOUT ME AND SLANDER MY GOOD BUGLOVING NAME FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF GETTING ME BACK FOR A PERCIEVED SLIGHT AGAINST YOU IN THE FORM OF A LITTLE EXPERIMENTATION??? WHAT IS THE CHARGE??? ENJOYING AN EXPERIMENT?? ENJOYING A TRANSITION-RELATED EXPERIMENT????

[bug-boy-alchemist]

i have obtained a medium amount of estrogen!! do not ask me where i got it!! stay tuned to see what i do with it

[tide-stitched]

Hey so are you like...

Free on saturday

Asking for no reason

[tide-stitched]

Never take estrogen from Dante Esteban Santana... Don't ask, just trust...

[bug-boy-alchemist]

I TOLD YOU I WAS DOING SOME EXPERIMENTAL SHIT WITH IT AND YOU TOOK IT ANYWAYS, *YOU* ASSUMED THE OCCUPATIONAL HAZZARD!!!!! THAT IS ON YOU!!!!!!!!

[tide-stitched]

You did not say that the side effects might be having cravings for a very specific flower wrapped in a very specific seaweed sprinkled with a very specific seasoning that can only be obtained during a very specific week in a very specific region of the world only accessible by bribing the locals and sailing on a tiny piece of wood. It ruins my life I think about it 24/7 and Palette is out there fighting alligators, probably (despite me telling him he shouldn't even think about stepping out of the house for this)

Besides, I'm just warning people.

[bug-boy-alchemist]

THE ENTIRE SCIENTIFIC METHOD IS FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT - WELCOME TO THE FINDING OUT PHASE 🫶🫶🫶🫶

[bug-boy-alchemist]

i have obtained a medium amount of estrogen!! do not ask me where i got it!! stay tuned to see what i do with it

[tide-stitched]

Hey so are you like...

Free on saturday

Asking for no reason

[tide-stitched]

Never take estrogen from Dante Esteban Santana... Don't ask, just trust...

[bug-boy-alchemist]

I TOLD YOU I WAS DOING SOME EXPERIMENTAL SHIT WITH IT AND YOU TOOK IT ANYWAYS, *YOU* ASSUMED THE OCCUPATIONAL HAZZARD!!!!! THAT IS ON YOU!!!!!!!!

[bug-boy-alchemist]

GUESS WHO GOT BANISHED TO THE BACK OFFICE TODAY FOR BECOMING BORDERLINE UNRESPONSIVE BC MY BLOOD SUGAR WAS SO LOW AND I WAS HAVING A POTS EPISODE AT THE SAME TIME,,,,,,,,,,THIS GUYYYYYYY

[bug-boy-alchemist]

.....one of my parents knows about two trucks...... are there any cool bridges or tall buildings or similar sorts of things around here