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𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞

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𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐧 – aka buff barbie – aka jessica woynilko

all things pink, sparkling, and gold ✨ spends no less than two hours getting ready to go out, even on a coffee run. after several years doubting her appearance, she now fully prides herself on being the strongest and the prettiest in a room. not always quick on the uptake, but make no mistake, she isn’t dumb – she’s just too preoccupied with more important things than paying attention to what you’re talking about. often blunt and honest, but never intends to be mean. keeps her circle small and her private life private. getting to know her beyond a surface level takes some work, but once you do, you have a loyal friend for life. 💅

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That was like, THE longest flight I ever had in my life oh my god. If I don't get to see a kangaroo while I'm here, I'm seriously going to cry.

Oh and maybe I'll win in the chamber or something while I'm at it, we'll see!!

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I seriously have NO idea but I’m not taking any chances!! But you know what I saw?? LIKE THE BIGGEST SPIDER EVER I almost died. Literally.

Oh you’re seriously going to make me CRY 😭😭 I really had the time of my life and I’m ready for sooo much more. You can’t just keep teasing us like this, you know!!!!!

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That was like, THE longest flight I ever had in my life oh my god. If I don't get to see a kangaroo while I'm here, I'm seriously going to cry.

Oh and maybe I'll win in the chamber or something while I'm at it, we'll see!!

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I have an idea!! Maybe you should get a new hobby. I could see you being really into fishing or like, bowling.

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That was like, THE longest flight I ever had in my life oh my god. If I don't get to see a kangaroo while I'm here, I'm seriously going to cry.

Oh and maybe I'll win in the chamber or something while I'm at it, we'll see!!

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Okay can I admit something? Those koalas are kind of cute but something about them is like SO scary to me. What if it decides to bite me?!

Ugh I’m so lucky to be here. Rumble AND chamber?! 2024 is the best year ever. I can just go home happy already after the “tiffy time” chants at the press conference 😭 I’m counting down the days to March 13 for you!!

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That was like, THE longest flight I ever had in my life oh my god. If I don't get to see a kangaroo while I'm here, I'm seriously going to cry.

Oh and maybe I'll win in the chamber or something while I'm at it, we'll see!!

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SO nervous, but I know I’ll look cute and being in there with those ladies will be a dream 🥰

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That was like, THE longest flight I ever had in my life oh my god. If I don't get to see a kangaroo while I'm here, I'm seriously going to cry.

Oh and maybe I'll win in the chamber or something while I'm at it, we'll see!!

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THIS IS SO GROSS. STOP YOURSELF.

Of course I looked 🙄🙄

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That was like, THE longest flight I ever had in my life oh my god. If I don't get to see a kangaroo while I'm here, I'm seriously going to cry.

Oh and maybe I'll win in the chamber or something while I'm at it, we'll see!!

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So you think I couldn’t survive on my own? Uhm, RUDE. I would cry for at least a week about no more Starbucks lattes, but I’d pick myself up and be such an apocalypse girlie. I’d be saving you, actually 💁🏼‍♀️

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That was like, THE longest flight I ever had in my life oh my god. If I don't get to see a kangaroo while I'm here, I'm seriously going to cry.

Oh and maybe I'll win in the chamber or something while I'm at it, we'll see!!

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Maybe no one would notice if we swap places one day 🤭 I mean they totally would, but let me dream about traveling through the shadows when the lights go out all spooky!

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That was like, THE longest flight I ever had in my life oh my god. If I don't get to see a kangaroo while I'm here, I'm seriously going to cry.

Oh and maybe I'll win in the chamber or something while I'm at it, we'll see!!

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EW. What are these words you’re saying right now? I know I did not just read “nut sack wallet”.

I’ll simply go ask someone cute for their credit card and NOT do any of the above, thank you.

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That was like, THE longest flight I ever had in my life oh my god. If I don't get to see a kangaroo while I'm here, I'm seriously going to cry.

Oh and maybe I'll win in the chamber or something while I'm at it, we'll see!!

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EEEEE do you really?! I'll try my best just for you 🥰 I so love your little spooky thing you're doing.

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That was like, THE longest flight I ever had in my life oh my god. If I don't get to see a kangaroo while I'm here, I'm seriously going to cry.

Oh and maybe I'll win in the chamber or something while I'm at it, we'll see!!

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Oh, I get it. You're one of those people who thinks the world's going to end and has a —what's it called... a bunker but like way underground.

I watched a show about it once. Everyone was a complete and total weirdo.

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That was like, THE longest flight I ever had in my life oh my god. If I don't get to see a kangaroo while I'm here, I'm seriously going to cry.

Oh and maybe I'll win in the chamber or something while I'm at it, we'll see!!

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SmackDown is on TIFFY TIME now 😍😍 I’m sooo ready for this!!