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[crossroadsbishounen]

[cyberxbattalion]

[lostlegendaerie]

my ape brain when it gets dark at 4:45pm

[luna-writes-stuff]

[ancienttheblackangel]

GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

[custer-mp3]

[gyokusai]

Time Source: Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson.

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

take everything i say with a hint of lime

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[strawberrycircuits]

sometimes the moral of the story really is just "you cannot go back and what happened to you is going to be with you for the rest of your life. but it's still going to be okay" huh

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[lakevida]

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

[ao3commentoftheday]

would you?

[sweet-dignity-pegususgirl]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

juice disappears faster than any other liquid it is a frightening world we live in

[mtfdomme]

Damn boy are you an OSHA violation 'cause you need railing

[teacupsandcyanide]

Gandalf, taking a hit from his joint: Did you guys know that mithril is super expensive? Like insanely valuable? That it’s very much a finite resource mostly plundered from the earth and invaluable due to its many uses? And also Sauron has most of it so it’s now lost to its Elven and Dwarvish makers? And to think Bilbo’s precious gift of mithril mail is probably sitting in the local Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum. Just makes you think lol ...

Gimli, a dwarf who has lost most of his people’s cultural artefacts: ... I’m sorry Bilbo was given what and did what with it

Frodo, secretly wearing Bilbo’s mithril mail at that very moment but only after nearly 70 years of it sitting in the Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum gathering dust because Bilbo had no idea his cool shirt was worth approximately the net value of their entire country:

[teacupsandcyanide]

Lord of the Rings is a comedy