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Bossman / Sherlock Holmes / Jane Watson / That Umbrella Person / My Whipping Boy / Personal Blog

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Oy, send asks before I have to hear more blubbering about Jane's flatmate.

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Sherlock, you know those biscuits you like so much the “ones with chocolate on”? 

Seb may have eaten them. 

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I ate them? I believe that crime is on both our hands, Watson.

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Over at Jane’s flat tonight… potentially robbing her flatmate of biscuits and booze like a good houseguest.

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Don’t let that tongue of yours loosen up. If Sherlock isn’t there I suppose I’ll allow it, but loose lips sink ships. 

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But of course.

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Over at Jane's flat tonight... potentially robbing her flatmate of biscuits and booze like a good houseguest.

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janehamishwatson replied to your photo: Just back from a job and rather bored. Anyone…

I have to worry about you getting bored now too? And I thought a bored Sherlock was dangerous…

Always.

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The fact that my two closest friends are completely insane probably says something about my personality, doesn’t it. 

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An analysis of your personality based off of myself and Sherlock. That would be fun.

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janehamishwatson replied to your photo: Just back from a job and rather bored. Anyone...

I have to worry about you getting bored now too? And I thought a bored Sherlock was dangerous…

Always.

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Just back from a job and rather bored. Anyone fancy a chat?

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Suit teaser.

Pictures courtesy of the very lovely Eddy.

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I'm happy to report my hair is back to normal.

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[colonel-sebastienne-moran]

Yup. That’s my brother. Always with the cutting repartee.

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Don’t worry, sisssss. I’ll be sssssure to pay you back later.

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No. No.

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Yes, yes, yesssssss.

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Do you know how many eggs the female tarantula can lay?

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[colonel-sebastienne-moran]

Yup. That’s my brother. Always with the cutting repartee.

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Don’t worry, sisssss. I’ll be sssssure to pay you back later.

[colonel-sebastienne-moran]

No. No.

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Yes, yes, yesssssss.

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janehamishwatson replied to your post: why won’t you show your face? bit cowardly don’t you think?

Oh, well now I have to know. C’mon Sebby. What happened?

Fine, since you’re all so curious.

[colonel-sebastienne-moran]

What the fuck?

Did you try out for an emo band?

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I’ll have you know it was done by one of the best stylists in London.

I had a window of time I needed to be in the salon for, and a dual color treatment was the only service that would keep me long enough.

[colonel-sebastienne-moran]

Yeah, yeah. Do “Bring Me To Life”.

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Fuck you.

[colonel-sebastienne-moran]

Yup. That’s my brother. Always with the cutting repartee.

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Don't worry, sisssss. I'll be sssssure to pay you back later.

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janehamishwatson replied to your post: why won’t you show your face? bit cowardly don’t you think?

Oh, well now I have to know. C’mon Sebby. What happened?

Fine, since you’re all so curious.

[colonel-sebastienne-moran]

What the fuck?

Did you try out for an emo band?

[tigersdayoff-blog]

I’ll have you know it was done by one of the best stylists in London.

I had a window of time I needed to be in the salon for, and a dual color treatment was the only service that would keep me long enough.

[colonel-sebastienne-moran]

Yeah, yeah. Do “Bring Me To Life”.

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Fuck you.

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A manicure too?? Oh Seb, really?

If you call boss painting my nails while I slept a manicure, sure.

He told me later it was to "complete" my image for the salon. I just haven't been bothered to scrape it off yet.

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janehamishwatson replied to your post: why won’t you show your face? bit cowardly don’t you think?

Oh, well now I have to know. C’mon Sebby. What happened?

Fine, since you’re all so curious.

[colonel-sebastienne-moran]

What the fuck?

Did you try out for an emo band?

[tigersdayoff-blog]

I'll have you know it was done by one of the best stylists in London.

I had a window of time I needed to be in the salon for, and a dual color treatment was the only service that would keep me long enough.

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janehamishwatson replied to your post: why won’t you show your face? bit cowardly don’t you think?

Oh, well now I have to know. C’mon Sebby. What happened?

Fine, since you're all so curious.

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why won't you show your face? bit cowardly don't you think?

I'd just rather not show off what I had to do for my last hit.