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pretty8elle:

Probably the first thing she saw was dogs. Lots of them. Eight, exactly. All coming for her at once, with sloppy noses and wagging tails. What useless guard dogs, all they did was give intruders kisses.

Yeah, I’m here. 

The much smaller and pretty eyed girl was in the wide kitchen, walking out while putting small diamonds along her ear with nimble fingers.

You smirk a little at the dogs, giving them a moment's worth of attention before getting up and walking through into the kitchen. You're still not really sure what you're here for - one can only hope that Vriska has a better idea, and that she is going to do the initiating. "How are ya?" you ask her, both unsure of the answer and wanting to say something.

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therapeuticeyeslights

You aren’t sure how you ended up here, your teeth holding a piece of cloth between them as they tug to the left. Your face flushes a little as you look before you - this is something you never thought you'd see. Your mother - sister? - friend? - whoever it is, their crotch is on display for you mere inches from your face. Your mission was simple - to lick along the length of it, but building up the emotion to actually do it now that you were so close was hard. The smell is... well... it's not distasteful, but it's not what you expected - it's certainly not bad, but maybe that's why it's surprising you. It edges you on to do what you came here to do, and with little hesitation, you close your eyes and lean forward, widening your tongue and running it across the length. 

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ok headphones

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sbdicks2:

                       ↳ A SBURB RP                     Home | How To Sign Up | Extended Rules

↳ WHAT THE FUCK IS SBDICKS²?        SBDICKS² is the spiritual successor to SBDICKS, a SBURB RP that lasted from April 2014 to July 2015. It is a multiplayer choose-your-own-adventure game based on the program PesterChum (you’ll need one!), and following the game shown in Homestuck. It’s a fankid session, so the players are going to be human as opposed to trolls. We are open to having a fantroll or two involved. ↳ WHY THE FUCK IS IT CALLED SBDICKS?       Good question. I’m glad your priorities are in the right place. It’s called SBDICKS because myself and the other individual who crossed minds and came up with the blockbuster of a name are secretly twelve years old. Jokes aside, the purpose of being called something so preposterous is to stand out, as well as retain the humour found in the comic which the plot follows. ↳ WHAT FUCKING PLOT?       Despite it being a choose-your-own-adventure game, there are going to be rules and barriers in place. I would recommend being familiar with the workings of SBURB before joining. ↳ WHAT ARE THE FUCKING RULES?      Don’t be a dick. Ironic as the rule may be, given the title, the predecessor had a bad history with people being shitty to each other. We’re all human. The mods understand that sometimes people say and do things that they don’t mean, but you are going to be told off if you’re being an asshole. The only other rule is to listen to the mods. None of us are doing this full time and stress is a boner-killer for this sort of thing.  ↳ WHAT’S THE FUCKING PLAYER LIMIT?     There isn’t one! We’re aiming for twelve, but anything higher would be absolutely gravy.  ↳ HOW DO I FUCKING JOIN?      Click the ‘How To Sign Up’ button at the top of the page! It would be preferable that you have a character title and name ready, but if you simply want to reserve one of our infinite spots while you come up with the stuff, or simply let us know ahead of time that you plan to join, then that’s A-OK! ↳ WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC?     Get out. ↳ I’M WORRIED THAT I’M TOO FUCKING BUSY.      Not a problem. If you want to join, but feel like life will kick your ass, there’s no issue. It’s a drop-in drop-out game. If you need to take a week off, fucking go for it brother. ↳ WHAT’S THE FUCKING COMMUNITY LIKE?      We’re all going to be nerds together. Hopefully the community will grow to a point where everyone shares their interest with at least somebody. If you’re a jock who plans to take our lunch money then the door is over there, bro. ↳ HOW MANY FUCKING CHARACTERS AM I ALLOWED?     As many as you want, so long as you keep it reasonable. I’d probably put a tentative limit on 4. ↳ HOW FUCKING LONG IS THE PLOT GOING TO BE?     Haven’t got a fucking clue! It could be anywhere between two months and two years. Depends how the story goes. ↳ I HAVE ANOTHER FUCKING QUESTION.     Either send an ask to this blog, or send one to me when you are going through the sign-up process. ↳ WHY AM I FUCKING SWEARING ALL THE TIME?      I find it easier to answer questions when they’re being shouted at me. I have issues.

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sbdicks-2:

                       ↳ A SBURB RP                     Home | How To Sign Up | Extended Rules

↳ WHAT THE FUCK IS SBDICKS²?        SBDICKS² is the spiritual successor to SBDICKS, a SBURB RP that lasted from April 2014 to July 2015. It is a multiplayer choose-your-own-adventure game based on the program PesterChum (you’ll need one!), and following the game shown in Homestuck. It’s a fankid session, so the players are going to be human as opposed to trolls. We are open to having a fantroll or two involved. ↳ WHY THE FUCK IS IT CALLED SBDICKS?       Good question. I’m glad your priorities are in the right place. It’s called SBDICKS because myself and the other individual who crossed minds and came up with the blockbuster of a name are secretly twelve years old. Jokes aside, the purpose of being called something so preposterous is to stand out, as well as retain the humour found in the comic which the plot follows. ↳ WHAT FUCKING PLOT?       Despite it being a choose-your-own-adventure game, there are going to be rules and barriers in place. I would recommend being familiar with the workings of SBURB before joining. ↳ WHAT ARE THE FUCKING RULES?      Don’t be a dick. Ironic as the rule may be, given the title, the predecessor had a bad history with people being shitty to each other. We’re all human. The mods understand that sometimes people say and do things that they don’t mean, but you are going to be told off if you’re being an asshole. The only other rule is to listen to the mods. None of us are doing this full time and stress is a boner-killer for this sort of thing.  ↳ WHAT’S THE FUCKING PLAYER LIMIT?     There isn’t one! We’re aiming for twelve, but anything higher would be absolutely gravy.  ↳ HOW DO I FUCKING JOIN?      Click the ‘How To Sign Up’ button at the top of the page! It would be preferable that you have a character title and name ready, but if you simply want to reserve one of our infinite spots while you come up with the stuff, or simply let us know ahead of time that you plan to join, then that’s A-OK! ↳ WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC?     Get out. ↳ I’M WORRIED THAT I’M TOO FUCKING BUSY.      Not a problem. If you want to join, but feel like life will kick your ass, there’s no issue. It’s a drop-in drop-out game. If you need to take a week off, fucking go for it brother. ↳ WHAT’S THE FUCKING COMMUNITY LIKE?      We’re all going to be nerds together. Hopefully the community will grow to a point where everyone shares their interest with at least somebody. If you’re a jock who plans to take our lunch money then the door is over there, bro. ↳ HOW MANY FUCKING CHARACTERS AM I ALLOWED?     As many as you want, so long as you keep it reasonable. I’d probably put a tentative limit on 4. ↳ HOW FUCKING LONG IS THE PLOT GOING TO BE?     Haven’t got a fucking clue! It could be anywhere between two months and two years. Depends how the story goes. ↳ I HAVE ANOTHER FUCKING QUESTION.     Either send an ask to this blog, or send one to me when you are going through the sign-up process. ↳ WHY AM I FUCKING SWEARING ALL THE TIME?      I find it easier to answer questions when they’re being shouted at me. I have issues.

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i need someone who i can scream lyrics at and theyll scream the following lyrics back

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

when people bring up your past

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therapeuticeyeslightspostlimit:

She squeaked with surprise as Roxy reached over.. then relaxed, nodding. “Even…”, she said before sighing too. “This is… a terrible way to meet in person for the first time. I’m sorry.”

You shake your head, holding your hands behind your back. “...nah! I’ve had waaaay worse, trust me. This is probably one of the better ones!”

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pretty8elle

     You turn up at Vriska’s place, ready for whatever the fuck it is that you just signed up to do. Why did you? You’re not even really into that. You guess you just find her attractive.     Your heels lifted off the ground as you lean forward, you look around the room you’ve appeared in. “...Vriska?”

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therapeuticeyeslightspostlimit:

The light finally fades. Whatever perverted force that had been forcing her to ‘cop a feel’ had gotten its kicks. She immediately stopped, of course, covering her face and blushing extremely bashfully. “I-I don’t know, Roxy! I’d tell you if I did, I swear!”, She said almost in tears from how embarrassed she was. Oh god. Roxy must hate her now. Or find her weird, at least.

Your eyebrow remains raised for a few moments, before you sigh, reaching over to return the favour. “There. Boom. We’ve even.” You giggle a little, but only a little, as you return your hand to yourself. You... don’t think you could hate her. Any incarnation of her. She’s special to you.

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"Sex Dice"

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therapeuticeyeslights

Rose’s hands were, by some strange fate, and golden glow that kept moving from her hands to Roxy’s chest, guided to her friend/ecto-mothers bosom, which she began to rub.

“I-I’m sorry Roxy! I’m just, This is the most favorable course of action at the moment according to my aspect to follow the best possible route into the future.”, She blushed furiously as she explained hiding her face a little by looking down and away.

You’re not sure how to respond at first, at all. A blush crosses across your cheeks and you clear your throat. “...Rosey,” you manage, before sighing. You trust her. She’s your friend. She’s another incarnation of your sister. That’s weird. It’s... not something you should be doing. But you do trust her. You’re still trying to justify it to yourself as you’re unable to stop yourself from pressing forward into her hands. “What fuckin’ route involves you coppin’ a feel?”

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"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. We DO need a safe word."

     ❝ Nuh-uh,              don’t be a wuss. ❞

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rough sex starter sentences

“Come here and get on your knees. Show me how much of me you can swallow.” “I want you to fuck me as hard as you can and I don’t want you to stop, even if I tell you to.” “We don’t need a safe word. You should handle everything I want to give you…” ”That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. We DO need a safe word.” “What was that? You don’t think you can cum again? I’m going to show you that you can.” “You wanted me to be rough, so I’m being rough, darling. Can’t you handle it?” “Look at you lying there all used… Do you think you’re ready for more?” “I don’t care whether you can take it. I will do it anyway and you’ll love it.” “Open up wide.” “Don’t you dare move. Did I tell you you could?” “Oh good, does that hurt?” “You will listen to every single word I say. If you don’t… then I’ll tie you up and I’ll leave you here desperate.” “Harder! Harder!” “Don’t stop now!” “I don’t care whether it will hurt. I just want it.” “I can’t wait to see you covered in the bruises I’ll mark you with.” “Not a sound, do you understand? You have to be absolutely quiet, or I will make you want to scream even louder.” “I would’ve prepared you for this if you’d not been begging for me to fuck you.” “You should see your face right now…” “I told you I was going to make you regret saying yes to this.” “Is that all you’ve got? That hardly hurt. Well, I guess it’s my turn now.” “You’re here for my pleasure, not the other way round. Do you understand, slave?!” “Tell me how much you want me and I’ll give you more than you can handle. That’s the game we’re playing now, honey.” “Don’t complain. I could’ve tied you up in even less comfortable positions.” “Oh, look at you. All tied up and ready to be fucked.” “What’s that? I can’t hear what you’re saying with that gag in your mouth.” “I’m not done yet! Spread your legs and lie the fuck still until I tell you to move!” “Oh this hurts, does it? I want you to beg for even more.” “Just count down with me and if you make it to zero without squirming, I’ll stop hurting you.” “This is about control and you’re definitely not going to have any.” “Show me you can follow orders and I’ll be a lot nicer, love.”

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8lood is rarely red.

fuck off

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motokano:

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Thank god, someone else on my dash that isn’t the sad, dirty freak.

??? what sad freak?

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The power of troll-christ compels you.

LET’S PAINT THE GROUND RED WITH THE BLOOD OF OUR KILL