Top 10 Worst Things Ernie Has Done To Bert

21yo | it/it’s pronouns Rb and shitpost central. @tikasplat for my art @daily-ethoslab for dailyethoslab

[tikauniverse]

Bro you fucked it up. you were supposed to yearn. not NEED. you're so desperate for it that it's not romantic, it's horrifying

[tikauniverse]

Also my art account is @tikasplat cause this is my pinned post now ig

[denise-elviras]

''what if my writing isn't good eno--'' what if it's a reflection of your soul. what if it has a place in this world. what if you write it anyway

[aosusy]

[outofcontextgarf]

[wonder-womans-ex]

everybody give it up for female characters who are WEIRD and OFFPUTTING. maybe even LOUD and UNAFRAID TO TAKE UP SPACE. round of applause. NOW.

[chubbidust]

[money-bfdie]

yk what screw it ill make a poll myself REPOST I FORGOT ROBOT FLOWER

whos your fave bfdi antagonist

s1 flower

bfdia leafy

evil leafy

bfdia pin

tpot robot flower

tpot pencil

toothpaste

sidewalky

money

1

Remaining time: 18 hours 16 minutes

i didnt forget 1 this time but im still leaving her after the elsewherers bc they matter more 🩷

[money-bfdie]

if anyone wants mine its money n toothpaste tho tpot pencil is objectively the best written here lol.s1 flower mention bc she was my 1st fave n robot flower mention for suicide

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business

[robertfagden]

okay well when you say it like that it makes it sound stupid

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

[mmmm-daily]

the souls of the innocent

[traaansfem]

The sins of the guilty

[118sexen]

time loop

[quab00]

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

[whydousernamesevenexist]

the souls of the innocent

[daddysclownboy]

The sins of the guilty

[118sexen]

time loop

[simply-a-leaf]

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

[saphi-everything-deactivated202]

the souls of the innocent

[ssnogcb]

The sins of the guilty

[im-an-anthusiast]

time loop

[elizarivers]

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

[mrblazeflappybird]

the souls of the innocent

[sleepy-boything-shit]

the sins of the guilty

[118sexen]

time loop

[coelii]

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

[gorefudge]

the souls of the innocent

[void-mf]

the sins of the guilty

[118sexen]

time loop

[ash-the-tiefling]

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

[shittest-wizard-ever]

the souls of the innocent

[terri-theslime13]

the sins of the guilty

[archaicfirehydrants]

hi im emily whats going on in here

[terri-theslime13]

Sandwich 👍

[homoeroticjunoincident]

THE TIMELOOP HAS BEEN BROKEN EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU EMILY

[zeemczed]

Mustard

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

Bread

[zeemczed]

[pleasestopthese]

thank you emily good job everyone

[tobiasbones]

The other day i bought this yarn cause that’s obviously the trans flag, and I just saw that this colour is called ‘life’! I’m gonna cry

[iicor]

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

[digitalkiddo]

If you're writing anything involving cons, scams, heists, or morally questionable characters who are very good at lying, here are some free resources I've been using for research. Saving you the "why is this in my search history" anxiety.

1. The FBI's Famous Cases & Criminals archive (fbi.gov/history/famous-cases) has detailed breakdowns of real fraud cases, Ponzi schemes, and confidence operations. The language they use is clinical and precise, which is perfect for getting the procedural details right.

2. The FTC Consumer Sentinel Network publishes annual reports on the most common fraud tactics in the US. Great for understanding how modern scams actually work and what makes people fall for them.

3. The Smithsonian's American Art Museum has a free digital collection of forgery case studies. If your character forges documents or art, this is gold.

4. Court Listener (courtlistener.com) is a free legal database where you can read actual court transcripts from fraud trials. Want to know how a real con artist talks under oath? This is where you find out.

5. The Internet Archive's collection of old newspaper crime sections. Search for "confidence man" or "swindle" in papers from the 1920s through 1960s and you'll find incredible real stories that would feel too dramatic for fiction.

Bonus: The Psychology of Fraud section on the Association for Psychological Science website has accessible articles about why people trust, how deception works cognitively, and what makes someone a convincing liar. Essential reading if you want your con artist characters to feel psychologically real.

Reblog to save for later. Your WIP will thank you.

[jewish-rock]

it should be socially acceptable to wear whatever type of clothes you want anywhere and i am not kidding

[jewish-rock]

dress is an indicator of status that poor people, people of color, disabled people, some religious people, and women consistently fail to meet due to social prejudice or barriers to acquiring the appropriate clothing

[jewish-rock]

obviously there are scenarios where specific clothing is required (like PPE at a job site)

but a person coming to an office job in sweatpants doesn't make them less qualified to do their work, it just means they're more comfortable while doing it

[jewish-rock]

"you're required to wear a face shield, an apron/coat, and closed toed shoes in this lab environment for your safety" awesome perfect, i love safety, and i can wear whatever i want under it.

"you're required to wear a suit to present your lab work" i do not become less intelligent wearing non-formal clothing, and this presentation has now become inaccessible to someone who cannot wear appropriate formal dress

[jewish-rock]

I FORGOT FAT PEOPLE IN MY ORIGINAL REBLOG, DONT REBLOG WITHOUT INCLUDING FAT PEOPLE

[crimsonflock]

Someone needs to tell parents everywhere that a child never complaining is NOT a sign of a mentally healthy child, and it is, in fact, the complete opposite of that.

[lgbtlunaverse]

Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intent to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.