Part time human

You may call me Michael/Mikey or Tober, 20's, he/they/it. Not currently divorced.

[happybunnykat]

Free hysterectomy

Aw yeah

[happybunnykat]

Me after my

Me after my free hysterectomy

[happybunnykat]

Free hysterectomy

Aw yeah

[happybunnykat]

Me after my

Me after my free hysterectomy

[happybunnykat]

Happy 5 year anniversary of Free Hysterectomy. Maybe I'll actually get one some day

[merlin-gifs]

MERLIN | 2x04 “Lancelot and Guinevere ”

[merlin-gifs]

“How’s Merlin?”

MERLIN | 4x02 “The Darkest Hour: Part Two”

[merlin-gifs]

MERLIN | 4x13 "The Sword in the Stone : Part Two"

[merlin-gifs]

MERLIN PARALLELS 1x01 | 5x13

[merlin-gifs]

And what kind of king do you think Camelot would want? One that would risk his life for a lowly servant, or one that does what his father tells him to?

Merlin  |  1x04 - “The Poisoned Chalice”

[kaissauce]

bitches see a story about friendship and then focus on romance. you do NOT understand the power of friendship

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[storm-of-the-swarm]

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[brightlotusmoon]

[harperhug]

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

[handageddon]

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

[mananabuffins]

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

[authoratmidnight]

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

[catboy-artist]

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

[mlembug]

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

[runby2]

Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery

[runby2]

sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

this is so fucking funny

[strobetogether]

[happybunnykat]

Mergana poisoning scene kills me for so many reasons but mainly because it's Morgana, who thought she could trust Merlin but couldn't, and Merlin, who thought he couldn't trust Morgana when really he should have.

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[meangirlnurse]

happy pride month

[duckbunny]

your twenties are not "late" to start hrt. that is a normal time to start hrt. your thirties are also a normal time to start hrt. your seventies are pretty late to start hrt, but not too late. like, statistically, that's at the end of the curve. but if you are not dead, it is not too late for hrt.