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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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trying on a metaphor
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@tikclemeskittles
the only ships that have rights
adora/happiness
glimmer/stability
bow/appreciation
scorpia/a gf whoāll treat her right
entrapta/good friends
shadow weaver/death
angella/literally everything good in the world
and my OTFUCKINGP
CATRA/THERAPY CATRA/THERAPY CATRA/THERAPY
She-Ra Season 1: WOO! Letās go! She-Ra! Yeah! Okay ladies, letās get in formation!
She-Ra Season 2: Okay little bit of some dark undertones but SAME ENERGY KEEP IT UP
She-Ra Season 3: Iām sad
ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
What Your Favorite She-Ra and the Princesses of Power Ship Says About You
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Grandma candy. Iāve seen em in stores and STILL no name. This is just, granny candy.
Me: I'm 17
Millenials: cool cool no doubt
Me: I was born in 2002
Millenials:
Millennials, are so cute like that
Whatās popping, you ask? Why, itās my joints.
Felt that. Specifically, in my knees
Catra: i have decided that i am, in fact, a snack. people just aren't hungry
Adora under her breath: I'm starving
A bitch cackled. Bow is in a corner frowning and shaking his head, while Glimmer groans and face palms.
Ursula, speaking passionately: If you believe Akko you can achieve anything!
Akko, runs off: Yeah I can totally get Diana to be my girlfriend!
Ursula,still speaking passionately: Most anything!
Same vibes as the lil girl/boy asking Santa for a dragon, the soemthing else like a girlfriend or whatever, and then him asking what colour dragon they want lmao
hello dearest followers
If a woman has a heartbeat you canāt tell her what to do with her goddamn body!
My constant mood
please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom Iāve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and itās keeping me up at night
I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you donāt wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose
stay the fuck away from me
people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled
The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.
You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?
Iām literally never shaking a manās hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus
remember how i told y'all?
(they donāt wash their hands after shitting either)
What Iām learning is that men are the reason for āemployees must wash their handsā signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me
Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?
wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee
what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh
I want to spray this post with Lysol
AHEM.
āAccording to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesnāt matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. āThe rationale is that when toileting, itās possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands ā¦ So itās wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.āĀ
āAccording to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to oneās underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, āThe point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.āā
WASH.
YOUR.
HANDS.
I have seen so many grown ass men walk out of a stall after a massive dump and completely ignore that there is even a sink waiting in front of them. I have also witnessed master performers chatting on their phone while single handedly whipping out their pisser and putting it away without ever even considering they should wash.
Just, hygiene. Itās good. It wonāt kill you I swear
yall ever think about how wild it is that people got so horny over an anime water commercial an actual anime was created based around it and got like 3 whole ass seasons
back in like 2012(?) this commercial dropped
and the internet went fucking wild
no one knew anything of these characters other than what was show of their personalities in those 30 short seconds but damn that didnt stop people at all
you could hardly go 10 minutes without seeing something related to water anime boys for months
due to the overwhelming popularity the commercial got the company decided to go ahead and develop an anime based around it and dropped it to the masses around a year laterĀ Ā
but yeah being there the day it was just a 30 second commercial to a full blown anime and people collectively losing their shits over some water anime boys was a wild ass rideĀ
Are people already forgetting about free what the fuck what year is it
Excuse me but,
What the fuck??
we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years
we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16
while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a foolās gambleĀ - itās reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket ā¦ and either way, thatās about as long as pearlās been alive.
we also know that pearl is krabsā biological daughter ā¦ through a combination of facts ā¦ and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearlās birth that made him depressed. sheās not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.
we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab ā¦ and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry ā¦
conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife
oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom
Same man same. Iāve never been so relived by a single sentance in my life
Iāmā¦
Wow okā¦ drag em
FBI iād like to report a serial killerā¦
Damn.
