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im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice
like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions
fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™
y’all obama just posted a biden meme
Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house 2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself 3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it
Yesterday my dad told me something that I think maybe more people need to hear.
You’re allowed to just do things for fun.
He told me that in this modern society, especially the United States, we seem to have this attitude that we shouldn’t do something unless we’re aiming to be the best at it. If we can’t sing like Beyonce or Frank Sinatra or something there’s no point to singing. If we can’t make the next big breakthrough there’s no point in looking into mechanics and engineering.
But, he tells me, it took him a long time to figure out that life doesn’t have to be a race. If you want to take up the piano when you’re a teenager or later you’re not going to master it. You’re not going to be able to play to huge concert halls, but that also shouldn’t stop you. You can study a language out of curiosity and then drop the ball if you want. You can just get okay at something or even be terrible at it. You can drop it for days or years and then pick it up again and it doesn’t have to be a shameful thing.
I’m really glad he told me that because today I opened my sketchpad for the first time in months and just started drawing. And it looks terrible. But I don’t care. I don’t have the talent or patience or spacial awareness to get anywhere near good at drawing, but it’s fun. It helps me focus my mind and nobody has to see it.
And because of what he told me, I’m thinking maybe someday soon I will take up the bass guitar. And I won’t worry about how well I do, or how fast I learn, or that I haven’t played an instrument since sixth grade, or that I don’t have that much time to practice. I’m just gonna enjoy the experience. Maybe I’ll try swing dancing again and take a class because I’m not the best dancer but damn if it isn’t fun.
Yeah, you don’t have to be good at things. It’s not a requirement. Maybe that seems obvious but it had never occurred to me before. You’re allowed to just enjoy what you’re doing. For me, that feels like a life changing revelation. I don’t have to be good at something to like it. I don’t have to put 100% effort into everything I do. It’s kind of amazing.
i feel like bo burnham did the exact opposite of sell out. like his early stuff is pretty tacky run-of-the-mill edgy™ comedy which was his way of breaking into the business but now he’s just like “hey do you guys want to hear about how celebrities are products manufactured by a capitalistic society preying on the marginalized also art is dead *funky synth noise*”
my aesthetic is phil patiently whispering to dan how to pronounce words and dan still getting it wrong
Promise
Cw: sexual themes, unrequited love.
I pulled my lips away from his. “are you sure you want to do this?” I asked, unable to hide the cockiness in my voice. After all, this is what I do; seduce pretty, twinky boys and I wreck them, no strings attached. The brown eyed boy beneath me seemed to suddenly surge forward with confidence, kissing me again he murmured ; “just promise not to fall in love with me”. I promised, laughing and asking him the same. At the time there was no doubt in my mind, he was just another boy. _____________________________________
Time passed, he grew until he was a bit taller than even me but that didn’t stop him from falling apart beneath me everytime. We were friends, and roommates, and only that for the longest time. So how did we get here? In the kitchen, our kitchen. A glass shattered on the floor, he’d thrown it in frustration; not at me though, never at me. He’s not screaming, I almost wish he would, the silence is deafening. “Please Dan, you asked me to tell you the truth. I did! What’s the matter with you?” I finally spoke. “What’s the matter with me!” he shouted “what’s the matter with you?!”, he then quieted and almost hissed; “at least I can keep my promises.” before storming away. I stay in place, silent. After what feels like an eternity, I rise from my place against the counter and clean the shards of glass. I know that he’ll be back, late tonight. He’ll walk softly into my room, where he knows he’ll find me. Eventually roving eyes become roving hands. He’ll start out angry, kissing me like he wants control. I will let him, for a bit. He falls apart beneath me in no time at all, begging me to take him. When it’s over he lays next to me and drifts to sleep. I’m never sure when he leaves my arms but he’s always gone when I wake. It has been this way for months, all because of the promise I couldn’t keep.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA
FUCK YOU ENGLAND
THANKS FOR THE HELP, SUGAR DADDY FRANCE
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i love how half of millenial humor is just thinly veiled cries for help and the other half is dadaist absurdism
What did we do to deserve Bill Nye
im dealing with my shit the way im dealing with it. are my methods unhealthy? yes. are they effective? no. am i going to change what im doing. no
My kind of party. (via _cooper)
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this is the best thing ever
alright disney,,,,,,if yall are really going to be going on some ‘live action remake of all our old cartoon movies spree’ then listen up,,,,,atlantis. do you hear me?atlantis the lost empire (2001). diverse cast. strong plot. good moral lessons that kids will understand. everything. no more cinderella no more snow white no more sleeping blondie. a t l a n t i s
If I get to see the giant lobster break their submarine in top quality cgi I am literally gonna die
i don’t know about you, but every time i step into the library, i am amazed again and again at how much knowledge is stored in a single building. there is so much to discover in a book; so much intelligence and creativity spilled in the pages and i just want to live long enough to read until i know at least a little bit of everything.
361 days until March 27th
