Random Demon thoughts

my thought of the day

[tim-the-demon]

It's fall again which means everything is pumkin spice flavored even me....wait

[tim-the-demon]

We got a imp intren named Frank, he's a real piece of work...he told me he sleeps with his socks on... I hate him.

[tim-the-demon]

New school year new souls to steal...I mean new friends to make.

[tim-the-demon]

Hehe walrus

[tim-the-demon]

6÷2(1+2)=?

I invented this, the fighting sustains me

[tim-the-demon]

Satan told me he's proud of everyone who's parents said they are going to hell just for loving who they love, and being who they are. He's proud of you, and so am I.

[tim-the-demon]

✨️Anarchy ✨️

[tim-the-demon]

I like to eat the coffee grounds it makes me feel alive

[tim-the-demon]

I've been away for awhile. I was just watching, judging all of you... and I have to say I'm disappointed... especially in you Stacy

[tim-the-demon]

Every time an elevator brakes I did it. I want you all to get your steps in lazy fucks

[tim-the-demon]

Even us demons think tumblr's new rules are a bit much.

[tim-the-demon]

When it gets close to the holidays I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. As humans get desperate, and sell their first born to Satan for a PS5 just so little Billy will stop crying.

[tim-the-demon]

Finals are coming up its time to make some deals for good grades. Hit me up for my black Friday and cyber Monday deals.

[tim-the-demon]

If you want a good time call me...

[tim-the-demon]

Burger

[tim-the-demon]

I love Halloween. It's the one day of the year where I get to get drunk and make poor life choices with you.

[tim-the-demon]

Who wants to give me their soul? I'll give you a Big Mac™