Strangers in paradise

Kelly/29

[arandomthot]

Just letting everyone enjoy their lives isn’t too much to ask

[brucebocchi]

fuck dude. end of an era. 2020 has taken everything from us

[residentevildash-moved]

here’s an article about the accounts termination. god damn

[politijohn]

Capitalism

[physics-dirtbag]

Me every single night:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ariesmarsinthe3rd]

this is my favorite fucking video as of now

[fuckinstardust]

that baby gonna come out as a smoothie

[carbink]

the baby’s in there like

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

“How are commercials in your country” Well… 

[squirrelsgirls]

The background music truly is the cherry on an already perfectly iced cake.

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Cumbia Thanos

[catchymemes]

[teethcult]

[jugandbettsdetectiveagency]

guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

[anextrapart]

[el-lugar-bueno]

Me (as a child): why are all the songs about love?

Mom: someday you will understand

Me (now as an adult): seriously why are all the songs about love and sex this is ridiculous

[thelesbianjeffthekiller]

Bring back the cowboy songs about beating the devil in a music contest

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[comingupwithjoshdun]

I appreciate and respect Jenna and Julien so much. 

[chrisruffalo-blog]

[spectralcreep]

ggfidjdvakafa OK SO

My mom has been thinking of moving sometime in the future, and she sent me a listing on zillow to look at, right?

And I’m like, “Oh cute, it even has a little in-law suite, that’s nice,” BUT THEN I KEPT SCROLLING AND

Um

UMM

EXCUSE ME???

[alwaysbewoke]

[alwaysbewoke]

[alwaysbewoke]

to my beautiful dark skin queens if you have someone like this in your life they are NOT your friend. excommunicate them immediately and go on and shine like the day is bright.

(source tweet)

[aquarianmermaid]

They are now arresting reporters. This should terrify you. If it’s not, wake up.

[mystericmoon]