all my guts try to spill, all my holes try to fill

katelyn, 25, canada

[naik2seki]

ive been depressed ever since I heard Akon - Lonely at 9 years old

[mattressblowoutsale]

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

[catgirlanarchist]

[leavemealoneyoufuckingweirdos-d]

[sarkos]

[hula-chili-soup-deactivated2016]

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

[rhydonmyhardon]

developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like

[parakeet]

remember when my little pony had an actual brony character on the show, ‘broni friendzoni’, whos cutie mark was grumpy cat

[cungadero]

[hollowboobtheory]

[liathepenguinologist]

corn right corn at corn light

[lichen-soup-scribe]

first corn i see tonight

[princesstigerbelle]

Meowdy howdy

[imonlyadumpling]

[hustleinatrap]

watch and memorize

[brutestyle]

…. iconic

[may]

Cop: Have you been drinking?

Me: I been drankin'

Cop: Surfbort

Me: Surfbort

[sadhoc]

cock and ball therapy

[sadhoc]

cognitive behavioral torture

[realistichuman]

[chemicaljupiter]

a gift from me 2 u ♡

[may]

Me, on a date: so how do you feel about using old memes?

Them: I honestly hate people using memes that have expired. It's not funny anymore

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

[lat-ino-deactivated20220128]

reblog for good luck this weekend

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that