Reality Is Merely An Illusion

I'm Loren. 27. Texas.

[un-ragazzo-solitario]

[world-of-cats]

[trashyeggroll]

This is Pickle

[sinhalerr]

I would fucking die for pickle

[trashyeggroll]

Pickle accepts your fealty

[suspiciousgiggles-deactivated20]

Are there still job openings as a vassal for our rightful ruler?

[trashyeggroll]

Pickle accepts all who swear loyalty or bring treats

[flyingluna]

Will Pickle accept humble offerings of chin scratches or belly rubs?

[trashyeggroll]

Chin scratches, yes.

Belly rubs, at your own risk.

[laure-dw]

[somepiecesofmyheartandsoul-deac]

“Sometimes, I can still taste the blood of the past and hear the echoes of old voices that cease to exist. Sometimes, it feels like my soul is stuck in history, and my current life is none other than a show of play pretend.”

— Lukas W. // Blood of the past

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

[a-cool-ghoul]

Was this post made in 1996?

[gloryholeaction69-deactivated20]

fun has no expiration date

[justduckit]

When you realize it’s fucking cold out ~~~~

[soberscientistlife]

Oh fuck 🤣🤣🤣

[mizzzelizabeth-deactivated20191]

🤣🤣🤣

[theredheadfromvirginia-deactiva]

[thegravelbro]

5 years on HRT today

[sedraboc]

[morenasul-deactivated20181225]

[tvandfilm]

[c-isnenegro]

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

A Straight: I didn’t know you were gay.

Me: I didn’t know you were straight.

A Straight:

Me:

[lasplayaslasmontanas]

[thepersonalquotes]

[nowscience-blog]

Demonstration Of Constant Velocity With A Moving Trampoline

[captocie]

witness them

[mousouchuu]