I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you

I'm Phoebe, 21, from south England Currently studying Music at Bangor University Kinda gay, kinda lonely and scared af Mi lernas Esperanton kaj mi estas komencanto. Parolu al mi!

[timeforsomethrillingheroics]

But if you went to the Society Awards and you didn't take a filtered photo of your cheesecake, did you really go? #personal (at Bangor University)

[timeforsomethrillingheroics]

Kinda wish I'd tarted myself up for tonight but on the other hand I am flawless so #personal #ginconfidence

[todoriko]

[heavy breathing] there’.s…peas……in there…..!

[dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog]

this is the worst video on the Internet im going to go vomit now

[timeforsomethrillingheroics]

@apiv0rous I'm fucking dying

[holyeternaldrone]

sun: *shines*, sky: *is bright and blue*

me: i am Cured of mental illness… my skin is getting clearer by the second… the world is so beautiful. i love everyone. i’m gonna go buy flowers. i will never be sad again. i was never sad. i can do anything

[assheol]

u know the thing where boys have the slightest bit of tummy and its like a puppy belly and its so cute and soft and it kinda comes out at the sides of their jeans a tiny bit i looooooooooooooooooveee that i love it i love

[assheol]

honestly my favourite thing about making this post is that a bunch of guys who were/are insecure abt their tummies messaged me and told me that this made them feel good and warm u go tummy boys u go

[iraffiruse]

[fionagoddess]

[aidn]

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

[watchthelightfade]

people might not want to be called dude

[aidn]

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

[surirn-blog]

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

[aidn]

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

[ianwanda]

I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

[pr1nceshawn]

Famous Disney Characters As Ethnically Correct Humans by Pugletto.

[laysiaprincess]

I love this

[summerashes]

Omg

[timeforsomethrillingheroics]

Does anyone else get so overwhelmed with life that they can't cope

[watsonlove]

I am that merry wanderer of the night. I jest to Oberon and make him smile When I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile, Neighing in likeness of a filly foal: And sometime lurk I in a gossip’s bowl, In very likeness of a roasted crab, And when she drinks, against her lips I bob And on her wither’d dewlap pour the ale.

[iguanamouth]

[cabinpotter]

Cabin Potter: 26/?

[equalistmako]

what the heck is this cat app everyone keeps talking about

[equalistmako]

wow i sure am having fun sitting in this empty yard

[equalistmako]

[quiet gasp]

i have been Chosen

[afrorevolution]

[wethoneydew]

when he white but not a piece of shit

[sensitiveblackperson1-deactivat]

My dude

[wovv]