[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[dreambelievetoyourselfsblog]

When I make you fuck yourself on my dick in doggy and then suddenly start railing you super hard cause you're going too slow

[chronocrump]

[mydiluc]

have we considered you grabbing the headboard while riding it? his hands gripping your waist and you gripping the headboard for leverage going from slow experimental strokes of your hips, to slamming your pussy down around his cock over and over, while he curses and moans loudly and your tits bounce in his face ??

[lvmimis]

when they smack your ass suddenly, then rub it as you gasp, and adorn it with a soft kiss to ease the sting…

[traddykes]

going to sleep ungroped my waist ungrabbed and my pussy unrubbed through my panties what a sick and twisted world we live in what is society planning to do about this

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[lalatongzi]

Shes literally skin and bones what the fuck is going on in hollywood

[aspiringsorceress]

[ellajim122]

One with the original brothers…

Wrath: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Phury: I did. I broke it…

Wrath: No. No, you didn’t. Rhage?

Rhage: Don’t look at me. Look at Vishous.

Vishous: What?! I didn’t break it.

Rhage: Huh. That’s weird. How did you know it was broken?

Vishous: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Rhage: Suspicious.

Vishous: No, it’s not!

Tohrment: If it matters, probably not… Butch was the last one to use it.

Butch: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Tohrment: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Butch: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Tohr!

Phury: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Wrath.

Wrath: No. Who broke it?

Vishous: [whispering] Wrath, Zsadist’s been awfully quiet…

Zsadist: Really?!

Vishous: Yeah, really!

…

Wrath: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[brownian-notions]

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

[thatlittleegyptologist]

"Using an Oxford comma is a sign of AI"

bestie boo, let me fill you in on something: if you're going to take any part of 'good grammar' and randomly assign it to She's A Witch! AI, you might as well give up. It's over. You're cooked. Anyone who has spent the last decade or more learning to type properly, anyone who has spent any time writing articles/papers/essays that require you to use 'good grammar' is going to fall into that 'oh no it might be AI' trap.

Stop hunting like it's 1692. You're not going to find Goody Proctor at the ChatGPT sacrament. What you're going to do is exactly what happened back then: harming people who've done nothing wrong.

[arviyya]

can I reblog this a million times

[s-n-arly]

I've been using Oxford commas since before the internet existed. I've been using semicolons correctly since before dial-up.

Witch hunts are not helpful here.

[moorlandwitch]

What I need right now.