Shes literally skin and bones what the fuck is going on in hollywood
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Shes literally skin and bones what the fuck is going on in hollywood
One with the original brothers…
Wrath: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Phury: I did. I broke it…
Wrath: No. No, you didn’t. Rhage?
Rhage: Don’t look at me. Look at Vishous.
Vishous: What?! I didn’t break it.
Rhage: Huh. That’s weird. How did you know it was broken?
Vishous: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Rhage: Suspicious.
Vishous: No, it’s not!
Tohrment: If it matters, probably not… Butch was the last one to use it.
Butch: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Tohrment: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Butch: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Tohr!
Phury: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Wrath.
Wrath: No. Who broke it?
Vishous: [whispering] Wrath, Zsadist’s been awfully quiet…
Zsadist: Really?!
Vishous: Yeah, really!
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Wrath: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.
Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!
"Using an Oxford comma is a sign of AI"
bestie boo, let me fill you in on something: if you're going to take any part of 'good grammar' and randomly assign it to She's A Witch! AI, you might as well give up. It's over. You're cooked. Anyone who has spent the last decade or more learning to type properly, anyone who has spent any time writing articles/papers/essays that require you to use 'good grammar' is going to fall into that 'oh no it might be AI' trap.
Stop hunting like it's 1692. You're not going to find Goody Proctor at the ChatGPT sacrament. What you're going to do is exactly what happened back then: harming people who've done nothing wrong.
can I reblog this a million times
I've been using Oxford commas since before the internet existed. I've been using semicolons correctly since before dial-up.
Witch hunts are not helpful here.
What I need right now.
My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
Legolas please gain a sense of urgency
It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.
gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"
"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."
"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."
Fanfic readers when you answer one of their comments
Fanfic writers when you comment on their fic
Billy Hargrove has an oral fixation
Meaning: he’s an eater 🫦
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I like him clingy, filthy, calm, possessive and obsessed with me. 💫🖤💫
On this day twenty years ago, Rose Tyler tried to find out more about the mysterious man known as the Doctor by googling "doctor". Iconic shit.
Put YOUR hands around HIS throat when you’re riding him
me @ 10
me @ 30
all i do on this app is be horny and make a fool of myself
i am not okay actually. gnawing on the bars of my enclosure rn.