🌟Xali🌟

Time Guardian (in training) Eternal Babysitter Any and all pronouns welcome

[timekeepersapprentice]

Is your timeline in shambles? Your universe having its fifth big extinction event? Realities splintering and merging willy-nilly? Never fear, the great Time Guardian is here!

...okay. He might be losing his touch, just a little.

Meet K'xali-rys, a young (for a given value of young) new being he put together with Cogs, Clocks, and a little bit of Space to hold it all together. One day they'll succeed the Guardian, but for now it's just learning the ropes.

No graphic animal harm/SA/or eating disorders

Please ask before initiating/discussing NSFW/self harm/drug use

For character: Any pronouns welcome, an adolescent god is still an adolescent - mentally underdeveloped by her species standards, AroAce no romance please

OOC: He/him, I go by Jay, I'm an adult, lit to semi lit, slow replies

Tagging: #Story for rps with plots, #Starscreams for social media interactions, #ClockworkCatalog for in character posts/reblogs

//Dialog like this is out of character//

Main Account: @pitofrats

DC Sideblog: @autisticrosewilson

Other RP blogs: @doctortaliaalghul @ravagers-blog @teentitanhateaccount

Other OCs: @maerotting and @hereticsoracle

Dividers by: @sisterlucifergraphics

[hereticsoracle]

hows life? 🙃

💜💚 @lizandrlo 💚💜

I had to sacrifice my lunch to avoid being eaten alive by a swarm of fucked up birds this morning

[lizandrlo]

y does this shit always happen to u? i feel like it should really be happening to the order instead. i mean we're the real future problems

[timekeepersapprentice]

It's Good To Be Self Aware.

[lizandrlo]

its good to not be condescending 😒 but ig u wouldnt know about that considering u have never had friends.

[timekeepersapprentice]

Maybe not being able to deal with the consequences of your own actions is genetic, there's certainly evidence, but it's embarrassing for you to be this old and unable to accept criticism.

[lizandrlo]

what consequences and what actions? be specific. I'm not a telepath and u aren't arguing in good faith. ur violating the maxim of quantity. thats some fancy english knowledge i have bc yeah, im not employed. I'm a student. im getting a masters of english, so suck on that ✨️🖕✨️

[timekeepersapprentice]

Have you ever seen the results of what happens every time you morons fuck with the timeline? Every time you utter buffoons decide that taking a little joyride to the past isn't that big of a deal? Let me give you a glimpse.

This is a dead timeline. Every change you make, every time Spencer decides his grief is worth more than the universe, every little seemingly inconsequential detail kills ENTIRE. WORLDS.

This is what you've reduced whole universes to. The amount of blood on your hands doesn't deserve good faith. Quite frankly you should all just be put down like the mindless animals you all so clearly are, but unlike you fools I understand making sacrifices for the greater good. And I've put my personal disgust with all of you aside for the sake of keeping the main timeline alive.

[spencer-velocity]

if thats true, y didnt u stop us? if ur so powerful and u knew this was going to happen, how could u not stop me? i was literally thirteen. most of us were still kids. hell, i was the only one doing it on purpose. either ur bad at ur job and too incompetent to stop a bunch of kids or ur lying to try and control us

[timekeepersapprentice]

My mentor deemed me too young to deal you with you myself. He tried fixing the timelines first, but there's a REASON he needs an apprentice - He's not as strong as he used to be. When fixing them failed he attempted to redirect you through subtly - direct interference is typically a last resort when manipulating outcomes indirectly fails - but by that point the Superboy Prime incident was going on and a big universal reset was on the horizon and that was more important.

We couldn't kill you - you're necessary for future timeline events. We couldn't detain you - the veil between our world and yours was fragile and our presence would have caused more strain than was wise by the presence of our reality warping nature. You've up till now proved very adverse to stopping or following any of the very clear cut instructions we've given you.

I'll admit I was under the impression you were aware of the damages, it's rather well known even among civilians that fucking with the natural order of thing has consequences isn't it? It's just naive to think that altering a whole timeline would ONLY impact you. You still ROUTINELY go back or forward in time with little care for the timeline and structured events around you. Bringing Jason back became a necessity after the universe splintered - all your careless little time jaunts are on you. ALL of you, because it might be your power but you were not the only one making changes.

You're not 13 anymore Spencer. You don't get to brush off the kind of power you gave and the damage it can do - HAS done. Maybe, one day, I'll be able to salvaged those lost timelines. But for now they and everyone in them have been declared dead, and that's something you all have to deal with.

[spencer-velocity]

I'll deal with whatever bs u throw at me. Jason is more important than anything. also, since when does fucking with time have consequences? how tf r the flashes still alive if that's true?

[timekeepersapprentice]

Why the fuck wouldn't fucking with time have consequences, Spencer? I know you can be smart when you try, this is just embarrassing. Every minute change you make alters a million little inconsequential things that inevitably snowball into each other - the butterfly effect. Even if you didn't know timelines would die, you had to know that changing the course of history would change the future, with no way to ensure that things changed for the better. Unnecessary wars, famines and droughts, people who should have been born but weren't. Any of these should have occurred to you. Any other of the millions of possible consequences to sticking your dick in the timestream should have been at least a concern to you.

As for the other flashes, most of them have learned their lesson by now. They experienced the consequences of their actions and learned from them. Aside from Impulse whose presence in your part of the timeline became necessary to facilitate future events. But even he isn't taking little day trips to the past and ruining absolutely everything he comes across.

[hereticsoracle]

hows life? 🙃

💜💚 @lizandrlo 💚💜

I had to sacrifice my lunch to avoid being eaten alive by a swarm of fucked up birds this morning

[lizandrlo]

y does this shit always happen to u? i feel like it should really be happening to the order instead. i mean we're the real future problems

[timekeepersapprentice]

It's Good To Be Self Aware.

[lizandrlo]

its good to not be condescending 😒 but ig u wouldnt know about that considering u have never had friends.

[timekeepersapprentice]

Maybe not being able to deal with the consequences of your own actions is genetic, there's certainly evidence, but it's embarrassing for you to be this old and unable to accept criticism.

[lizandrlo]

what consequences and what actions? be specific. I'm not a telepath and u aren't arguing in good faith. ur violating the maxim of quantity. thats some fancy english knowledge i have bc yeah, im not employed. I'm a student. im getting a masters of english, so suck on that ✨️🖕✨️

[timekeepersapprentice]

Have you ever seen the results of what happens every time you morons fuck with the timeline? Every time you utter buffoons decide that taking a little joyride to the past isn't that big of a deal? Let me give you a glimpse.

This is a dead timeline. Every change you make, every time Spencer decides his grief is worth more than the universe, every little seemingly inconsequential detail kills ENTIRE. WORLDS.

This is what you've reduced whole universes to. The amount of blood on your hands doesn't deserve good faith. Quite frankly you should all just be put down like the mindless animals you all so clearly are, but unlike you fools I understand making sacrifices for the greater good. And I've put my personal disgust with all of you aside for the sake of keeping the main timeline alive.

[spencer-velocity]

if thats true, y didnt u stop us? if ur so powerful and u knew this was going to happen, how could u not stop me? i was literally thirteen. most of us were still kids. hell, i was the only one doing it on purpose. either ur bad at ur job and too incompetent to stop a bunch of kids or ur lying to try and control us

[timekeepersapprentice]

My mentor deemed me too young to deal you with you myself. He tried fixing the timelines first, but there's a REASON he needs an apprentice - He's not as strong as he used to be. When fixing them failed he attempted to redirect you through subtly - direct interference is typically a last resort when manipulating outcomes indirectly fails - but by that point the Superboy Prime incident was going on and a big universal reset was on the horizon and that was more important.

We couldn't kill you - you're necessary for future timeline events. We couldn't detain you - the veil between our world and yours was fragile and our presence would have caused more strain than was wise by the presence of our reality warping nature. You've up till now proved very adverse to stopping or following any of the very clear cut instructions we've given you.

I'll admit I was under the impression you were aware of the damages, it's rather well known even among civilians that fucking with the natural order of thing has consequences isn't it? It's just naive to think that altering a whole timeline would ONLY impact you. You still ROUTINELY go back or forward in time with little care for the timeline and structured events around you. Bringing Jason back became a necessity after the universe splintered - all your careless little time jaunts are on you. ALL of you, because it might be your power but you were not the only one making changes.

You're not 13 anymore Spencer. You don't get to brush off the kind of power you gave and the damage it can do - HAS done. Maybe, one day, I'll be able to salvaged those lost timelines. But for now they and everyone in them have been declared dead, and that's something you all have to deal with.

[hereticsoracle]

hows life? 🙃

💜💚 @lizandrlo 💚💜

I had to sacrifice my lunch to avoid being eaten alive by a swarm of fucked up birds this morning

[lizandrlo]

y does this shit always happen to u? i feel like it should really be happening to the order instead. i mean we're the real future problems

[timekeepersapprentice]

It's Good To Be Self Aware.

[lizandrlo]

its good to not be condescending 😒 but ig u wouldnt know about that considering u have never had friends.

[timekeepersapprentice]

Maybe not being able to deal with the consequences of your own actions is genetic, there's certainly evidence, but it's embarrassing for you to be this old and unable to accept criticism.

[lizandrlo]

what consequences and what actions? be specific. I'm not a telepath and u aren't arguing in good faith. ur violating the maxim of quantity. thats some fancy english knowledge i have bc yeah, im not employed. I'm a student. im getting a masters of english, so suck on that ✨️🖕✨️

[timekeepersapprentice]

Have you ever seen the results of what happens every time you morons fuck with the timeline? Every time you utter buffoons decide that taking a little joyride to the past isn't that big of a deal? Let me give you a glimpse.

This is a dead timeline. Every change you make, every time Spencer decides his grief is worth more than the universe, every little seemingly inconsequential detail kills ENTIRE. WORLDS.

This is what you've reduced whole universes to. The amount of blood on your hands doesn't deserve good faith. Quite frankly you should all just be put down like the mindless animals you all so clearly are, but unlike you fools I understand making sacrifices for the greater good. And I've put my personal disgust with all of you aside for the sake of keeping the main timeline alive.

[hereticsoracle]

Why aren't there any job listings for cursed prophets these days? People used to BEG to be in the presence of gifts like these. "What do you bring to the table" I know exactly when and how you're bankrupting the company and I know who keeps stealing Sherry's lunch from the fridge. I'm a fucking catch but apparently "divine sight" isn't something I can put on my resume.

[jasonotgrace]

ur just looking in the wrong places. go to camp jupiter or camp halfblood. they'd love to have u

[hereticsoracle]

Due to forseen circumstances me and Apollo aren't on speaking terms right now, so I don't know how well that would go for me.

[spencer-velocity]

damn, nobody likes u. ig that was forseen too tho 😏

[timekeepersapprentice]

YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE I'M BANISHING YOU BACK TO YOUR UNIVERSE!! YOU JUST HAVE TO RUIN THINGS FOR EVERYONE DON'T YOU

[hereticsoracle]

hey bitch! 👋

@spencer-velocity

I despise you with a sort of bone deep hate I genuinely did not think I was capable of. You singlehandedly make my life worse and your stupid face makes me want to scratch out my eyeballs more than any vision of doom ever has.

[spencer-velocity]

hes kidding everyone! we're best friends! 🙂‍↕️

[hereticsoracle]

You make me into a person I never wanted to be again and if you are a test from a god then I have failed it.

[spencer-velocity]

dw! there's no test! at least not for u. jordan is making us do tests of philsophy and morals or some dumb shit like that. im an art student get the humanities out of here 😒

[timekeepersapprentice]

Tell me what a sunk cost fallacy is. Quickly. Put your phone down, dumb ass.

[spencer-velocity]

how am i supposed to answer that if i put my phone down dumabss? this isnt a conversation. a sunk cost fallacy is where u keep doing something bc you've commited to the bit and theres no backing out now.

[timekeepersapprentice]

Spencer. I'm omnipotent. I watched you Google it.

Believe it or not ethics apply to everyone no matter their job, particularly when lives are in your hands.

[spencer-velocity]

lives arent on my hands??? paint is! im an artist! and jasons little brother and also the team hoe. those r my jobs. i am not a doctor.

[timekeepersapprentice]

You get stupider with each passing day and your insistence on treating the important responsibility you chose to undertake like a game is concerning enough that I'm keeping you in time out for an extra week.

[spencer-velocity]

i didnt take on any responsibility. i sacrificed MYSELF to save my brothers life. i have not since then compeltely recreated the universe. i have simply tweaked things like any other flash has. the only reason u hate me more than the others is bc i broke the universe on purpose but then u turn around and claim im not self-aware enough or that im stupid. sure, ive considered doing things but i ultimately chose not to bc breaking the universe is not something i take lightly. death is something i take lightly but not the universe!

also, I'm plenty responsible, u just want a punching bag bc u have no friends to vent too. ur mentor doesnt count bc hes ur mentor and dont claim jordan either bc hes nice to basically everyone. also, he kinda has to be nice to u bc u keep THREATENING us. honestly, i dont even know how im the problem here. what have i even done wrong aside from SAVE MY BROTHER?????? consider things? thoughts aren't crimes. besides i was mourning, 14, and activelly being antagonsied by someone who was trying to gaslight me. the real problem is u and bri!

AND BC I KNOW U IDIOTS R GONNA BRING IT UP no im not gonna fucking erase her. that was an idea i briefly had when she was, as prievously mentioned, GASLIGHTING me whilst i was in mourning and to my recolellection, had only existed for a year. so fuck u guys. ur lucky i have morals bc u r not likable in the slightest.

[hereticsoracle]

@timekeepersapprentice can you keep him in time out forever

[timekeepersapprentice]

As pleasant as that would be there are many timeline events that require his presence at the very least and unlike some people I try to keep what order I can, because I understand the effects on everyone else.

I'll add another week though.

[hereticsoracle]

hey bitch! 👋

@spencer-velocity

I despise you with a sort of bone deep hate I genuinely did not think I was capable of. You singlehandedly make my life worse and your stupid face makes me want to scratch out my eyeballs more than any vision of doom ever has.

[spencer-velocity]

hes kidding everyone! we're best friends! 🙂‍↕️

[hereticsoracle]

You make me into a person I never wanted to be again and if you are a test from a god then I have failed it.

[spencer-velocity]

dw! there's no test! at least not for u. jordan is making us do tests of philsophy and morals or some dumb shit like that. im an art student get the humanities out of here 😒

[timekeepersapprentice]

Tell me what a sunk cost fallacy is. Quickly. Put your phone down, dumb ass.

[spencer-velocity]

how am i supposed to answer that if i put my phone down dumabss? this isnt a conversation. a sunk cost fallacy is where u keep doing something bc you've commited to the bit and theres no backing out now.

[timekeepersapprentice]

Spencer. I'm omnipotent. I watched you Google it.

Believe it or not ethics apply to everyone no matter their job, particularly when lives are in your hands.

[spencer-velocity]

lives arent on my hands??? paint is! im an artist! and jasons little brother and also the team hoe. those r my jobs. i am not a doctor.

[timekeepersapprentice]

You get stupider with each passing day and your insistence on treating the important responsibility you chose to undertake like a game is concerning enough that I'm keeping you in time out for an extra week.

[hereticsoracle]

hey bitch! 👋

@spencer-velocity

I despise you with a sort of bone deep hate I genuinely did not think I was capable of. You singlehandedly make my life worse and your stupid face makes me want to scratch out my eyeballs more than any vision of doom ever has.

[spencer-velocity]

hes kidding everyone! we're best friends! 🙂‍↕️

[hereticsoracle]

You make me into a person I never wanted to be again and if you are a test from a god then I have failed it.

[spencer-velocity]

dw! there's no test! at least not for u. jordan is making us do tests of philsophy and morals or some dumb shit like that. im an art student get the humanities out of here 😒

[timekeepersapprentice]

Tell me what a sunk cost fallacy is. Quickly. Put your phone down, dumb ass.

[spencer-velocity]

how am i supposed to answer that if i put my phone down dumabss? this isnt a conversation. a sunk cost fallacy is where u keep doing something bc you've commited to the bit and theres no backing out now.

[timekeepersapprentice]

Spencer. I'm omnipotent. I watched you Google it.

Believe it or not ethics apply to everyone no matter their job, particularly when lives are in your hands.

[hereticsoracle]

hows life? 🙃

💜💚 @lizandrlo 💚💜

I had to sacrifice my lunch to avoid being eaten alive by a swarm of fucked up birds this morning

[lizandrlo]

y does this shit always happen to u? i feel like it should really be happening to the order instead. i mean we're the real future problems

[timekeepersapprentice]

It's Good To Be Self Aware.

[lizandrlo]

its good to not be condescending 😒 but ig u wouldnt know about that considering u have never had friends.

[timekeepersapprentice]

Maybe not being able to deal with the consequences of your own actions is genetic, there's certainly evidence, but it's embarrassing for you to be this old and unable to accept criticism.

[hereticsoracle]

Can I hide out with you for a bit to get AWAY from Spencer. Being around him makes me want to puke right now, he’s freaking me out after something he said a bit ago.

@bluelanternjordan

Of course. Fair warning people in my vicinity tend to be befallen by horrors unfortunately within their comprehension.

[bluelanternjordan]

Spencer said he contemplated erasing me from reality so he would be my dad's only kid. I'll take the horrors.

[hereticsoracle]

Someone should kill this guy I'm not joking

[bluelanternjordan]

Unfortunately he’s ridiculously powerful. And also my best friend’s little brother

[timekeepersapprentice]

Neither of those mean anything to me. He is also technically MY brother though. So can you settle for me locking him in his ship for a couple weeks again? I'll shake it around a little too.

[hereticsoracle]

hey bitch! 👋

@spencer-velocity

I despise you with a sort of bone deep hate I genuinely did not think I was capable of. You singlehandedly make my life worse and your stupid face makes me want to scratch out my eyeballs more than any vision of doom ever has.

[spencer-velocity]

hes kidding everyone! we're best friends! 🙂‍↕️

[hereticsoracle]

You make me into a person I never wanted to be again and if you are a test from a god then I have failed it.

[spencer-velocity]

dw! there's no test! at least not for u. jordan is making us do tests of philsophy and morals or some dumb shit like that. im an art student get the humanities out of here 😒

[timekeepersapprentice]

Tell me what a sunk cost fallacy is. Quickly. Put your phone down, dumb ass.

[hereticsoracle]

hows life? 🙃

💜💚 @lizandrlo 💚💜

I had to sacrifice my lunch to avoid being eaten alive by a swarm of fucked up birds this morning

[lizandrlo]

y does this shit always happen to u? i feel like it should really be happening to the order instead. i mean we're the real future problems

[timekeepersapprentice]

It's Good To Be Self Aware.

[hereticsoracle]

Can I hide out with you for a bit to get AWAY from Spencer. Being around him makes me want to puke right now, he’s freaking me out after something he said a bit ago.

@bluelanternjordan

Of course. Fair warning people in my vicinity tend to be befallen by horrors unfortunately within their comprehension.

[bluelanternjordan]

Spencer said he contemplated erasing me from reality so he would be my dad's only kid. I'll take the horrors.

[timekeepersapprentice]

Just tell him not to. That's what I do!