green chile purrito with extra lizards

silly animals, robots, pathfinder, lizards lizards lizards !!! druzy/⚧️/🔞

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[marinolta]

The Frogs of Milton-Freewater Oregon

[deep-state-partisan]

[prokopetz]

"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.

No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.

[davai-tovarisch]

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[ominous-signs]

Seen in the back room (employee area?) of a botanical garden near the butterfly room

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

talk to me about wildlife conservation and my panties are on the floor so hard i fall in the hole they make

[thisdastampdoesnotexist]

[ireireonfire]

lucinda <3

[everyday-cutephoto]

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[sacred-portal]

[turnupthestrobe]

[threedollarsdotcom]

> open up wallet

> full of blood

[sacred-portal]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash