𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐏𝐓 𝟏
content warnings: alcohol, drinking, killing, death, murder.
feel free to change prompts as necessary!
❝i feel like it’s my responsibility to stop them.❞
❝i ask people if i can trust them, they say yes, and then they trick me! or they use me to do bad things.❞
❝this seems like a very large task for one person.❞
❝i almost died today, motherfuckers. i almost died.❞
❝well, only one place to go and that’s down.❞
❝you seem to have such an affinity for cute things.❞
❝anyone else feel like going for a swim?❞
❝as long as you don’t mind dying, sure.❞
❝we are the worst people.❞
❝i respect you and your intentions, but your caution does not get to control other people’s destinies.❞
❝there’s only so many burdens we can bear before we’re just asking for failure.❞
❝you did check for traps, right?❞
❝no! i’m opening it. fuck off grandpa!❞
❝light the damn sticks of dynamite, just do it!❞
❝i don’t know what i’m doing. just go with it.❞
❝you faded away there for a second. are you good?❞
❝let's focus on the good things in our lives.❞
❝is there anything of use or value here at all?❞
❝earlier you said i could talk to you whenever i want. and i thank you for that.❞
❝that’s a good name. names are important.❞
❝i’ll take out everyone!❞
❝wake up, there’s an ambush!❞
❝are you bullshitting me?❞
❝we’re doing what we need to survive.❞
❝if you’re going to do bad things, at least work for someone who’s rich and doing bad things! don’t just steal from people on the road, that’s stupid!❞
❝only steal from grumpy people!❞
❝i was trying to be jovial, i’m sorry. i shouldn’t have tried that.❞
❝there’s nothing better than waking up in the morning with no pants and flowers in your hair.❞
❝i’ve never been here, but i’ve heard stories.❞
❝where do the best parties happen?❞
❝laughter and music? i don’t trust laughter and music.❞
❝have you ever been dancing before?❞
❝is this your first time here?❞
❝sorry to interrupt your incessant flirting. can i please have a damn drink?❞
❝if you drink enough you won’t remember either way.❞
❝was it someone special?❞
❝i’ve never thought of you as an optimistic person, but that’s a very positive way of looking at things.❞
❝you are not going to pass out on the street.❞
❝what’s the thing you’re most proud of?❞
❝am i allowed to rob him?❞
❝you look like you’ve got an honest face.❞
❝it’s fine. you’re not in any danger.❞
❝hi, i’m here to take care of your spinny death problem.❞
❝i don’t think they’re going to let me in.❞
❝i’m quite sure. did i stutter?❞
❝can’t we just please go kill your damn death robot?❞
❝i can speak when i have to.❞
❝is that your blood or is that mine?❞
❝the only thing that’s magical here is you.❞
❝sometimes the people who help you are the least expected.❞
❝my entire life has been plans being made for me.❞
❝i don’t think you and i have the same plan, but they might overlap. i will be willing to help you.❞
❝let’s make a pact that if either one of us does something stupid, we’re each other’s failsafes.❞
❝i don’t think i want to hurt anymore people and i don’t think you want to either.❞
❝i think i can help you. i think you can help me. i think we can do some good here.❞
❝if i left, i would find my way back to you.❞
❝i do better with you around.❞
❝for all the visions, the darkness out there, it’s good to know that somehow we’re all putting a little bit of light out there too.❞
❝i have a question. does anyone have booze?❞
❝i’m trying this thing where i’m trying to be more polite.❞
❝i am the greatest detective of all time! i took one drink and solved the case!❞
❝you’re going to be a fucking piece of work.❞
❝i’m more than happy to kill something at this point. i have some aggression to work out.❞
❝do we want to stay in the haunted house?❞
❝that’s the most fucked up shit i’ve ever seen.❞
❝truly nothing escapes your astute observation.❞
❝i thought we were getting to know each other.❞
❝did you have a happy home life growing up?❞
❝i’ll help you try to get revenge on your vague past.❞
❝how about you tell me one fact about you and i tell you one about me?❞
❝what’s the best lie you’ve ever told?❞
❝you are a good friend to have and a terrible enemy to make.❞
❝i didn’t know! i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i didn’t know.❞
❝i’m not walking away from this.❞
❝it’s funny how the good people can make us assholes feel so small.❞
❝i think you’re supposed to say some stuff about how good they were and how many people loved them, and what a wonderful life they had, but i don’t think any of that is true.❞
❝i thought you were talking to yourself again.❞
❝are you willing to kill?❞
❝i have lost people before. i have found ways to find them in nature.❞
❝this is my first time trying to be more than i am.❞
❝you and i, we’re going to survive this.❞
❝i don’t have any family; you’re the closest thing i have.❞
❝you may be kind of weird but you’re also nice.❞
❝i am nauseous. let’s go kill a bunch of people.❞
❝i would like to hug you.❞
❝usually when people come here, it is because of some great tragedy. how can i alleviate your pain?❞
❝i’m gonna take a guess: you don’t leave here very much do you?❞
❝violence is extremely natural.❞
❝i’m canonically a coward!❞
❝oh this is going wonderful.❞
❝you don’t need to do this if you don’t want to.❞
❝brave. dead. it’s semantics, really.❞
❝they. are. going. to. die.❞
❝this won’t happen again.❞
❝i would have laid down my life for you.❞
❝i’m sorry i wasn’t faster.❞
❝it looks better on you.❞
❝leave me alone. i’m reading.❞
❝i would feel a little safer if i knew a little bit more about you.❞
❝i’ll find you when i’m ready.❞
❝most people in my life leave.❞
❝there is always a cost.❞
❝i made the earth remember him.❞
❝congratulations on being alive.❞
❝you cannot blame yourself when you are taken advantage of.❞
❝i have people i want to find and things i want to remedy.❞
❝i feel like you should embrace the morbidity of life.❞
❝afraid? i’m not afraid of anything!❞
❝did you see what i did?❞
❝you promise you won’t leave?❞
❝i don’t think i’ve ever come across magic like that.❞
❝things that are unknown are notably able to draw dangerous and inquiring eyes and minds.❞
❝just so you know, i think i can punch ghosts now.❞
❝i just know if i saw a ghost, i would want to punch it. ghosts are scary.❞
❝it’s easier to steal things when you can pay for them with money.❞
❝this is not where i am supposed to be.❞
❝i have no specific destination in mind.❞
❝what do you want to know?❞
❝we have things we need to do and we don’t have forever to do them.❞
❝you know what i’ve done.❞
❝sometimes you have to take a big risk if it’s that important.❞
❝you can’t just sneak up on a person!❞
❝sorry, just figured you’d want some company.❞
❝i've always loved the water.❞
❝feels good to be back, yeah?❞
