Making a pinned post! idk how to do this aaaaaaaaaaaa
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noise dept.
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cherry valley forever
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Jules of Nature

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Today's Document
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Love Begins

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Making a pinned post! idk how to do this aaaaaaaaaaaa
You can find my art/posts in the tags 'my art' and 'my post' respectively!
I will often mention my friend Jack in the tags! If you like what I have, check them out! @pumpkinlad32
if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is
Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.
His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.
gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther
#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"
tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc.Â
wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades
Sorry itâs what to elves
So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth). But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven. To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphereâŠbut left elves able to treat it like a flat disk. So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.
I love my clown #myclown
i've been obsessed with this video so i downloaded the video file off of youtube so even if the internet goes down i can always watch frogtimelapse.mp4
Unmute, btw.
i found a new meme i call it dramatic chipmunk
uhh my two cents are fucking each other
Her name is Addy because of lemonade [lemonade, lemon-addy]. I haven't drawn her twisted yet, but her twisteds ability is that she targets higher stealth toons first!
I also made a skin called lime crime!!
If you see any mistakes no you don't <3
Gaster theme lyrics:
I am gaster
Wing ding gaster
See my blaster
Fuck you bastard
(He is gaster)
(Wing ding gaster)
(See his blaster)
(Fuck you bastard)
dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go
apparently Iâm playing skyrim again⊠and by âplaying skyrimâ I obviously mean âspending hours installing mods before I ever open the gameâ
foreplay with Todd
do you ever think before you post
yes, I think âha! funnyâ and hit post
Harsh, but I accept it I suppose.
[Transcription: Speaker is a blue-eyed older man with dark blond hair that falls down his back, a round face, and a moustache and beard combo with some gray hairs amongst the blond. His voice is deep, and a bit choked up at points.]
âThese are my red flags for women:
If she stabs me more than twice.
If she has a concerning amount of ex-husbands who died on their honeymoon, like... [a brief pause for thought] Like four or more.
If Gozer the Gozerian asks me to choose the form of the destructor and then one of my childhood crushes walks through New York City at 300 feet tall, uh, and steps on a church... [takes a breath and pauses for a second] I mean, itâs not the height! Itâs not the height. I like a climb. But, like. [another breath] She stepped on a church. Or any building, really, âcause. [deep breath followed by a brief pause] Legally theyâre not supposed to be able to ask you about that on like your homeownerâs association application, but- but theyâll ask. Theyâll look it up.
If she doesnât exist in the same physical timeline as I am... [several seconds long pause before continuing, sounding distraught] Iâm not doing that again.â
Greg Universe.
"Greetings to the Universe in 55 Different Languages", a poem compiled out of messages from the Voyager spacecraft
the author's barely disguised spy from team fortress 2
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
âThe medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down âdragonsâ with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique âdragon-likeâ design for their flying machines.â (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized âoops maybe I shouldnât have done thatâ and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!
I thought I had run out of comfortable underwear and only had the bad ones left but I just found a good one at the bottom of the drawer
I always win
We smoking boobs in 2017