ryo-ohki @timelord-69 - Tumblr Blog

Making a pinned post! idk how to do this aaaaaaaaaaaa

You can find my art/posts in the tags 'my art' and 'my post' respectively!

I will often mention my friend Jack in the tags! If you like what I have, check them out! @pumpkinlad32

#pinned post #i have no idea what im doing #my post

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

timelord-69

#pokémon #alpha sapphire #team aqua #pokémon archie

philosoverted-deactivated202006

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

systlin

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

gallusrostromegalus

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

filthyprotozoan

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

hubris-i

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

fridge246

tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc.

wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades

jemthecrystalgem

Sorry it’s what to elves

dvandom

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth). But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven. To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk. So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

I love my clown #myclown

#he was a gift <3

56kilobits

i've been obsessed with this video so i downloaded the video file off of youtube so even if the internet goes down i can always watch frogtimelapse.mp4

drtanner

Unmute, btw.

squeakitties

i found a new meme i call it dramatic chipmunk

#i got so scared bc i knew you made prunsel and that you won the deltarune banana #and for a single; horrifying second i believed you had made this meme too

charl0ttan

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

#sure why not ill reblog

timelord-69

Her name is Addy because of lemonade [lemonade, lemon-addy]. I haven't drawn her twisted yet, but her twisteds ability is that she targets higher stealth toons first!

I also made a skin called lime crime!!

If you see any mistakes no you don't <3

#one year anniversary #still proud of this #i think her design still holds up

delicatepeanutlover

Gaster theme lyrics:

I am gaster

Wing ding gaster

See my blaster

Fuck you bastard

backup-vocalists

(He is gaster)

(Wing ding gaster)

(See his blaster)

(Fuck you bastard)

backup-vocalists

Visit Original Link

infimace-blog

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

#stealing for my brain box

nianeyna

apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

argumate

foreplay with Todd

nianeyna

do you ever think before you post

argumate

yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post

tikkety-tok

Harsh, but I accept it I suppose.

youkoartemis

[Transcription: Speaker is a blue-eyed older man with dark blond hair that falls down his back, a round face, and a moustache and beard combo with some gray hairs amongst the blond. His voice is deep, and a bit choked up at points.]

“These are my red flags for women:

If she stabs me more than twice.

If she has a concerning amount of ex-husbands who died on their honeymoon, like... [a brief pause for thought] Like four or more.

If Gozer the Gozerian asks me to choose the form of the destructor and then one of my childhood crushes walks through New York City at 300 feet tall, uh, and steps on a church... [takes a breath and pauses for a second] I mean, it’s not the height! It’s not the height. I like a climb. But, like. [another breath] She stepped on a church. Or any building, really, ‘cause. [deep breath followed by a brief pause] Legally they’re not supposed to be able to ask you about that on like your homeowner’s association application, but- but they’ll ask. They’ll look it up.

If she doesn’t exist in the same physical timeline as I am... [several seconds long pause before continuing, sounding distraught] I’m not doing that again.”

galaxywarp

Greg Universe.

oatmilkcore

"Greetings to the Universe in 55 Different Languages", a poem compiled out of messages from the Voyager spacecraft

squeakitties

the author's barely disguised spy from team fortress 2

peterfromtexas-deactivated20250

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

supapoopa

What a time to be alive.

tenthcorner

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

kineticpenguin

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it