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the internet is, primarily, a tool that enables you to freely encounter certain types of people that you would only otherwise see at a rural Walmart at 3am

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*honk*

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the US government unplugged my Fable 5 as I was mere minutes away from successfully vibecodibg the greatest post ever

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still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

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we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

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this might be mean but any time I see a woman online self identify as a “bog witch” or similar, every time it’s a young suburban married mom. not that I’m an expert but the entire thing about bog witches in folklore is that they are literally none of those things

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today is a particularly bad day for people who understand that net worth does not equal liquid cash

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not saying I would clutch my pearls if a bunch of real american patriots decided to mug him on the street but he is not going to have anywhere close to that amount in real fiat currency on his debit card. “net worth” is several hypotheticals happening at once, all conditional on each other.

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today is a particularly bad day for people who understand that net worth does not equal liquid cash

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Anon plox. That infographic really is not informative. Do we not know the ratio between dogs as just pets versus dogs who have jobs, like herding and security? What exactly is the correct percentage of wild biomass in comparison? The lack of critical thinking in those notes is also notable. Why not reduce livestock instead? On an extreme angle, why not reduce human biomass? After all, humans are the primary promoter of increased dog biomass. This site is ridiculous.

total biomass is meaningless IFLS-tier factoid so people thinking it can be used for their spiritually israeli r/dogfree crusade is peak confirmation bias. if you look at that graph, see that 3% of the biomass is dogs and think you've found what's destroying the planet, your epistemics are more informed by crack than hunter biden

besides there are way more interesting infographics out there. such as these:

this graphic doesn't embed well but 56% of the dwindling colorado river watershed is used for livestock feed. 37% is just alfalfa alone

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ppl on this website be complaining about how miserable/alone they are and you go to their blog and they're constantly "joking" about really detailed graphic fantasies of violence. it's like the terf rule on here

reminds me of my ex whose way of dealing with his chaser lust towards random tgirls he knew was to tell me about ways they could die horribly. like i'm sure that's some kind of way to deal with someone living rent free in your mind, i guess, but it doesn't seem very effective as opposed to just, like. moving on

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i don't accept the "i'm just complaining" excuse either because that's not how normal people complain about things they hate

"my job is nonstop stupid bullshit": absolutely i feel you

"i hate all customers": period working retail sucks for sure

"i hope all customers get killed to death with knives": you have emotional regulation problems and people don't feel safe around you

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ppl on this website be complaining about how miserable/alone they are and you go to their blog and they're constantly "joking" about really detailed graphic fantasies of violence. it's like the terf rule on here

reminds me of my ex whose way of dealing with his chaser lust towards random tgirls he knew was to tell me about ways they could die horribly. like i'm sure that's some kind of way to deal with someone living rent free in your mind, i guess, but it doesn't seem very effective as opposed to just, like. moving on

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just burned a white family of 4 including their stupid crusty dog to naught but ashes over those tags hope you're happy

ok? i don't have any xanax on me sorry

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A little bit wack that the global dog biomass and the global wild land mammal biomass are about same. That's too many dogs!

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is the that the takeaway here because i think it's "let's consider consuming more legume products" and not whatever the hell is going on there

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feels like im constantly needing to buy shallots at the store. at this point i should rename my grocery list to “shallots and what else”

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alright filling it out

shallots and what else:

onions

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the trick to good pasta sauce is using reserved pasta water, but ive never heard anyone explain why it has to be reserved pasta water and not a wheat starch and water emulsion. because that sounds like it would be more effective

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*talking on the phone* can you come pick me up, Alex Karp is dogwhistling on CNBC again