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your local transsexual aroace fag that ships too many things to count pronouns he/it/ae/aer call me Birdcage or Moonlit idc lol

[moonlit-dreamers]

geuh uhm possibly useful tag directory in case ppl wanna know abt it idk

#birdcage rambles - its me. the poster. the blogger. talking. posting.

#birdcage scribbles - its me but drawing

#learned to use a keyboard - text posts and any posts with a large majority of text. as long as theres a lot of text this applies even if theres images and videos

#silly - funny stuff

#EATING EATING EATING - fandom art

#artsy stuff - non fandom art

#somft approval - comfy cozy cute art that feels soft

#ouchies - angst <3

#shippin hour - posts/art with ships

#comfort blanket - things that are positive and comforting. includes good news and positive/comforting stuff in general. occasionally includes cute animals. i recommend going through this tag when feeling down

#spider posting - posts abt spiders. i recommend block this is youre arachnophobic

#bug posting - bugs that arent spiders. i often tag the specific bug in the post but if you want you can block this entire tag as well

#beastly thangs - animal photos + videos

[starqueensterlexa]

If you have ever known anyone with a kink for being hit, or beat up, or raped and you're okay with them, you also gotta be okay with the people who's kink it is to do the hitting, the beating, or the raping. At the end of the day, we're adults playing pretend, and that's it.

[starqueensterlexa]

With every single sub i have the first thing we ever do is establish the safe word (stoplight system), and the non-verbal safe word in case they can't talk for any reason. If I can't tell where the sub is at, I will ask them point blank what is their color, and if they can't give a response, we stop. The goal is to make the other person feel good, including pain, and the most important part us knowing your subs limits and LISTENING to them. I will *never* hurt a sub in a way that they have not explicitly expresssed interest in.

[steve-likes-robots]

Makes sense to me. The “getting hit” kink requires a “hitting” kink. It’s like Transformers. Megatron can’t exist without Optimus Prime.

[starqueensterlexa]

yes Steve, its exactly like Megatron and Optimus Prime from Transformers

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

So, where does Starscream fit in?

[steve-likes-robots]

Oh, so, see:

Optimus Prime and Megatron was about narrative. Everyone honors Optimus Prime because he’s the hero but his whole thing doesn’t work without a bad guy. Megatron is his bad guy. Hating the scene for including Megatron is incoherent. You can’t have a functional Optimus Prime without a bad guy to oppose him. It just doesn’t function.

Similarly, in a sex scene, you need someone with a “hit” kink and someone with a “hitting” kink. The scene doesn’t function optimally without the “hitter”. As the comments suggest, willingness to hit isn’t necessarily enough for the “hit” person to get off. The “hit” person needs the “hitter” to enjoy themselves too. So for this reason, demonizing the “hitter” is contrary to the well-meaning sentiment. If the goal is to protect the “hit” person and help them achieve self-actualization then the environment needs to be supportive of the other half of the scene, the “hitter”.

As for Starscream, he’s in the cuck chair.

[maeril]

Hi everyone! This is an illustrated guide I made as part of my co-admining work at The Middle Eastern Feminist on Facebook! It will be published there shortly.  The technique that is displayed here is a genuine one used in psychology - I forgot the name and couldn’t find it again so if you know about it, feel free to tell me! Some could say: “Yes but you can use that technique for instances of harassment other than Islamophobic attacks!”, and my reply is: Sure! Please do so, it also works for other “types” of harassment of a lone person in a public space!! However I’m focusing on protecting Muslims here, as they have been very specific targets lately, and as a French Middle Eastern woman, I wanted to try and do something to raise awareness on how to help when such things happen before our eyes - that way one cannot say they “didn’t know what to do”!  I’d like to insist on two things: 1) Do not, in any way, interact with the attacker. You must absolutely ignore them and focus entirely on the person being attacked! 2) Please make sure to always respect the wishes of the person you’re helping: whether they want you to leave quickly afterwards, or not! If you’re in a hurry escort them to a place where someone else can take over - call one of their friends, or one of yours, of if they want to, the police. It all depends on how they feel! For my fellow French-speakers: I will translate it in French and post it on my page as soon as I can :) Please don’t hesitate to share this guide as it could push a lot of people to overcome bystander syndrome!! Lots of love and stay safe! PS: I you repost this cartoon of mine on twitter or instagram, please add me in the post so I can see it, with @itsmaeril :)

[cognitiveinequality]

An important reminder today, and every day.

[cucheallaigh]

This is based off of the Non-Complementary technique in psychology - also known as ‘flipping the script’.

It is a legitimate tactic for defusing a situation that could otherwise escalate to become quite nasty.

Kindness as self-defence – the power of ‘non-complementary behaviour’ | Aeon Videos

People instinctively reciprocate anger with anger and kindness with kindness, but what happens when someone breaks this ‘complementary be

[neurospicyyy]

• Fidgeting and stuttering do NOT always indicate that someone is nervous.

• Avoiding eye contact does NOT always mean someone is lying.

• Having a hard time focusing does NOT always mean someone is lazy.

• Carrying around a stuffed animal or blanket does NOT make someone childish.

• Poor motor skills is NOT a direct indication of intelligence.

Not everyone fits into your box. Deal with it.

[misterinaction]

i know we love rocky doing experiments on grace but what about the other way around. rocky giving grace his complete trust, putting his life in grace’s hands so easily. grace experimenting on rocky, studying his biology, noting everything down and by the time he’s finished he has enough written to fill a small book

[omghotmemes]

Y'all forgetting the OG

[berlynn-wohl]

The above post is not the OG. 

The original, as seen below, was posted on Facebook by a guy in Cincinnati. Someone else saw it and thought they would have more luck propagating it if they changed the city to “Detroit,” because in the American popular consciousness, Detroit is a more infamously blighted city than Cincinnati. And indeed, that version was the one that proliferated, because it resonated more with the people who saw it. The original poster and the original city were forgotten.

Does this really matter to anyone (besides Joshua Cromwell)? Perhaps not. But sometimes people do this with things that are more important than porches…

[tricerasox]

someone stole our fucking meme! can’t have shit in Cincinnati

[crazysodomite]

It's always "how would this fat character be strong and athletic"

And not "how would this dehydrated skinny character even survive with the amount of physical exertion they go through"

[f1r3-h0se]

you have to have fat with muscle or your body won't have anything to burn and will consume your muscle and eventually your organs

having body fat is very very very beneficial and if youre in shape (as in healthy, not fit) it makes u much stronger

give me more muscle men and women with actual bellies and not concave stomachs

[aviquine]

this. reminder that this is how bodies work. fat literally makes you stronger and supports your muscles. it is literally much harder to build muscle if you are lacking fat. and reminder that bodybuilders who aim for aesthetic definition can't do half the shit your fat uncle can.

[f1r3-h0se]

literally omfg

i learned this in ed recovery and it made so much sense as to why I was so weak even with the amount of protein and workouts, my body fat percentage was wayyy too low lmao

ive said this so many times, body builders just glorify eating disorders, like no one with healthy mindsets do that shit

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

[cyberracist-deactivated20240805]

bongs at croydon

[nutsacktorturer]

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

[nutsacktorturer]

£3.50?

[lostinhistory]

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

[lostinhistory]

IT'S REAL

[robotlyra]

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

[ysabelmystic]

ITS REAL

[grimblo-goblin]

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

[deadbeatescape]

IN CONCEPTION BAY

[wirelessmousegirl]

Dating an incomprehensibly large megastructure girl is interesting because she will send you pics of endless halls and chasms of impossible geometry on scales that threaten to break you fragile perception of reality in 2 taken from security cameras miles above the ground and then respond with something like ">///////////////////////////////<"

[mouselikething]

transmasc Noelle "i need to be a hyperfeminine girl because thats what society and my family says i have to be, i dont know what i would do if i was outcasted from society, i need to be absolutely perfect at all times and never ever do anything out of the ordinary" and transfem Berdly "i need to be hypermasculine because ive already been so outcasted from society, clinging onto stereotypical masculinity is the only way i can try to not be completely isolated, i would do anything not to be isolated more" are holding hands and trading clothes

[movedto-transmasc-noelle-arts]

“That’s why I want to break free. But I couldn’t. I can’t. Because I’m just Noelle. A Noelle that has to do Noelle things” Hey king, INSTEAD of drowning yourself,

[llwygarugysglyd]

Transmasc noelle is so good bc like. Carol had 2 daughters and she loved those daughters very much. And then one of them disappeared. And she only had one daughter left. So of course she clings to that daughter with everything she has.

Noelle was always a girly girl so that means she has to remain a girly girl. She isn't allowed to like things that are scary of boyish but she does anyway, in secret. She is Carol's Daughter first and foremost and that means she must Perform as such. But he's Dying inside from this. This isn't his own life this is someone else's idea of what his life should be. He wants to stop being Noelle. Carol might kill him if he cuts his hair short. She thinks Susie is a bad influence because Susie doesn't align with femininity in the Correct Way.

Free him ;_;

[moonlit-dreamers]

chapter 5 weird route scene is some isttvg shit imma be real

like ohhh okay you dont feel like yourself? you wanna run away? yeah sure lets go kill ourselves. lets go drown and hope and pray that the person that comes out of this is the real you that youve been dreaming of and not end up as another corpse. if you could do it then so can i. take my hand. come with me. this will save us. and when we reach the other side we'll be born anew

[mateysandmonsters]

bumba horrida

Bumba horrida..strange name as nothing horrid about them to me

[cool-deltarune-fun-facts]

Deltarune Fun Fact:

Okay. Toby Fox. I know you follow this blog on an alt so listen to me. You need to approach Fangamer. You need to tell them "We are going to make another outfit for the Ralsei plush, and it's going to be the dress from Chapter 5." Are you listening to me Toby? Yes I know it shows up for one brief scene for an optional minigame that most players aren't going to see. It doesn't matter. It's in the game now. You and Fangamer are going to make a deltrillion dollars if you do this, Toby.

[mouselikething]

i drew this for tiktok but then i remembered tiktok hates trans people so you all get it cause i think you can handle it better