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the names dave strider and its time to kick it

[olivecatnip]

timetechturntables replied to your post: timetechturntables liked your…

yeah fools, better listen up because i get her. the real mvpmc nepeta. we get each other. and sonic says thats cool.

:33 < you heard it here furst!!

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i cant believe you still get spammed after all this time

[carcinogenicgallantry-deactivat]

OF COURSE NOT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY TOOK AWAY REPLIES FOR NEARLY A QUARTER-SWEEP, PUTTING IT OFF WHILE THEY CODED AN ELABORATE, ONE-DAY LIZARD PRANK. 

BUT DO EXCUSE MY ABHORRENT MANNERS, DAVE. I’M SO, SO SORRY, THAT YOU KEEP DISHING THESE ONLINE-VANISHING ACTS AND CAN’T EVEN RETURN TO A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE. 

WE’RE WORKING MEN. WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO KICK BACK AND REBLOG FALTERING GIFSETS IN MY SPARE TIME LIKE ANYBODY ELSE WITHOUT INCIDENT. 

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i heard about that, some weird lizard election thing? what part of that even comes close to april fools? like thats some weak ass shit okay. its five days in and im still playing my april fools joke on you, thats what some real a level pranking means

hey yum yums you know what... youre right but i cant always get what i want, ill have to trade in replies for this sketchy post thing thats happening right now for whatever reason

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THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN SQUIRTING OFF THE RAM LATELY, BUT ESPECIALLY WITHIN THE LAST FEW HOURS. 

DON’T YOU ENJOY CLIPPED, NEAT RESPONSES FROM ME DAVE??

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for you too? damn, youd think this server would be maintained well considering its a social site but hell i guess fucking not

i enjoy all yours responses, clipped, neat, growing wildly out of control, wacky, and always heartwarming

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carcinogenicgallantry replied to your post:…of course thats the one that shows up

WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

better question: why are you taking five years to respond

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...of course thats the one that shows up

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carcinogenicgallantry replied to your post:olivecatnip replied to your post:did… my post not...

DAVE.

MAKE THE POST ALREADY OH MY GOD IS THERE SOME SORT OF MAGIC TO THIS STUPID SHIT

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olivecatnip replied to your post:did… my post not show up?

:33 < tumblr is doing that fur some reason!! it took me thr33 tries to get a post up X((

its showing up on my blog but i guess itll take a few tries to nail it here

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did... my post not show up?

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i cant go into huge rants when my train of thoughts completely interrupted by replies being back 

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hello 911? yes, i cant calm down my distressed girlfriend 

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DAVE IM SO SORRY...

hey what did i just say like five times dont freak out its cool im not upset no ones upset and hey what the hell look at the time im pretty damn late to the bell anyways we still got time tho we got enough time to do fucking anything but you know what if we didnt who the fuck cares i dont care we can celebrate fucking next week if you want fuck em and their calendar dates you know what it changes? not a damn thing

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jade dont freak out

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WAIT … is today our anniversary…

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oh my god

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happy valentines day dave!! i love you <333 :**

happy valentines day jade and im gonna double slam it down to say happy anniversary too okay so i wanna tell you i love you too but like way up scale that shitlike lay the puppy down right you know what i mean you know that dog

[dshades]

no but well give them the excuse 

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anything to give us the good kicks im waiting for the day dick shoes are a thing

[dshades]

someone had to do it

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did they though?