I HAVE THE ORIGINAL ENCRYPTION MODUS FROM, YES, IN FACT, MY EARLIEST WIGGLERING SWEEPS, AND DESPITE ITS UI REMAINING UBIQUITOUSLY TEDIOUS TO MANEUVER, I HAVE FINALLY UNENCRYPTED SOME INVENTORY FROM SIX SWEEPS PRIOR AFTER I DEXTEROUSLY DROPPED SEVERAL DOZEN OF THE CARD SAFES ON THE UNFORGIVING CEMENT A TOUCH OUTSIDE OF MY SECOND STORY WINDOW THREE TO SIX TIMES TILL THEY POPPED. THE FOLLOWING ITEMS SHOT TEN TO SIXTY YARDS ACROSS MY LAWNRING, IN THIS APPROXIMATE ORDER:
THREE LONG PERISHED ROE MASSES, ONE LIGHTLY MAULED BY A SINGULARLY DISTINGUISHABLE SET OF MANDIBLE MARKS
ONE THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY ONE TROLLA COLA BOTTLE CAPS, ANGULAR TO THE GRISTLE, OF WHICH I WAS NINETEEN SHORT OF EXCHANGING FOR A HIGHLY COVETED LIMITED EDITION GLOW IN THE EVENINGHOUR RELISH GREEN TROLLA COLA KEYCAPS BEFORE MY ENTIRE PLANE OF METAPHYSICAL EXISTENCE WAS OBLITERATED BEYOND RECONCILIATION
SEVEN HATS, FORTY EIGHT CUSTOMIZED BLACK SWEATERS, TWO SETS OF SHOELACES, SEVERAL HOODIES, AND A PAIR OF WHITE WIGGLER’S SNEAKERS THAT HAS SCRAWLED IN RED CRAYOLA ACROSS THE BASE, “FUCK FUCK FUCK :)”
A LEATHER BOUND PHOTO ALBUM HEAVING WITH VARIOUS NONDESCRIPT, COMPLETELY UNSENTIMENTAL SNAPSHOTS
BLOOD STAINED TEETH (GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU! @contradiictory)
SEVERAL BASE PIECEMEALS OF MY STRIFE SPECIBUS
APPROXIMATELY FORTY-ODD MILLION GRIST IN VARIOUS SHAPES AND SIZES. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THESE, I DON’T KNOW WHY I POCKETED THEM SWEEPS AGO INSTEAD OF THE MOST POINTEDLY FUCKING OBVIOUS TRUNDLE OF EXHIBITION AT MY FEET, WHICH WOULD INCLUDE *ACTUALLY* SPENDING THEM WITHIN THE TIMEFRAME THEY REMAINED AS USABLE CURRENCY. IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT ALL GRIST CACHES ARE LITERALLY GAME ABSTRACTIONS THAT I CANNOT PHYSICALLY PICK UP IN MY ACTUAL REAL LIFE HANDS, SO THEY ARE IDLY FLOATING ON THE GRASS TRIMMINGS OUTSIDE, UNTOUCHABLE. I’M GOING TO TRY POURING SOIL OVER THE AIRSPACE THEY APPEAR TO BE CONGREGATING
A FRAGMENT OF MY LUSUS’S CARAPACE
ONE PAIR OF @timetechturntables‘S SUNGLASSES
AN ASSORTMENT OF EXPENSIVE AND JEWEL AUGMENTED RINGS ERIDAN INSISTED ON GIVING ME OVER THE PERIOD I WAS LIVING AT HIS HIVE
ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY UNPOPPED BAGS OF POPCORN
ONE OF KANAYA’S LIPSTICKS. I’M GOING TO SET IT IN ANOTHER BLOCK BECAUSE IF I CARESS IT AT THE SLIGHTEST OBLONG, TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE, IT WILL SPIN INTO A THREE FOOT CHAINSAW AND I WILL LOSE MY UPPERMOST RINDS ON IMPACT
A SEALED JELLY JAR OF UH, I DON’T KNOW. FACE PAINT?
AN ELABORATE DIORAMA OF INTERWOVEN SCHEDULES FROM WHEN I WAS LIVING ON A ROCK HURTLING THROUGH OUTER FUCKING SPACE AND IT WAS UP TO LITTLE OLD ME TO CONSORT A CHORE CHART SO VARIOUS NOT-TO-BE-NAMED SO AND SOS WOULD, PERHAPS, ON SOME OFF CHANCE, ROUTINELY CONSUME THE RUDIMENTARY CHOICES OF NUTRITION IN VARIABLE INTEGERS OF TIME ON TOP OF CHANGING THEIR **NOT ACTUALLY MAGICALLY-SUPER CLEANING** GOD PAJAMAS
:33 < okay but can we PLEASE talk about these sneakers????
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