J.B.

i'm so lazy

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GIVE ME DATING MONTY UPDATES

Update: I die.

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I'M SO SORRY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE SO ICONIC JUST LIKE YOUR DAD BUT I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE (SHHH) AND I MISSED YOU SO MUCH OKAY I NEEDED TO SEE YOU BC YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAVE RUGRATS, DOES THIS SUFFICE *dies*

Mmm, I guess this is better, I will give you a pass just this once

[heyitsjamesss]

You guys know who else I really wanna see pop up for some reason besides like Blake and Rory and literally everyone else? Jasper oh my god

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Oh really? You want me to come back but then fail to give me some dramatic speech as to why?

For some reason, huh? I’m sooo feeling the love-

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**pets u with love bc i miss u**

I pet back, there there

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He absolutely does (I’m pretty sure it’s because me and Bastian did a horrible job with Sophie so they just nope’d out. Just according to plan ;) tbh) I mean don’t get me wrong, Dami is a hilarious kid but it’s much funnier when he annoys Steve over us, you feel? Plus look at that, moments like that can be born. Steve Howard was born for this, I tell you :P

[timetravelerzombie]

Do you want anymore kids? :P

Thanks for asking. Monty and I are keeping the girls Michael suggested. We name them Mila and Kira.

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Don't be so dramatic, YOU can't even die

You go ahead and try to spend time with Monty without dying, then! 

Spoiler: rest in peace.

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Speaking of.. *kisses you*

I mean that’s-

welcome, always-

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Oh my god you named your son after your grandpa? :P

Uhh...

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Aww Jasper, there's something so sweet about the fact that you love your uncle Rory :P

He might not be a vampire anymore but I sure am and I will not hesitate to eat you.

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*Accepts your hug*

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I feel like your dad mostly thinks you and Sebastian are rotten and Sophie is the family's princess :P

Do you think so?

Nah, you’re seeing things. :P

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I want to ask you too but I'm not sure you did it yet :P

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Wait but how do vampire babies age?

Alright, so as far as I’m concerned vampire kids age up until around their parents’ age. So basically my father was turned when he was 19, and they waited until mom was 19, then dad turned her, and then that basically means we all age until 19 and then stop. Pretty cool, I know.

[timetravelerzombie]

You & your siblings are 'little demons', huh? Care to share how you all earned that nickname? :P

Because we were baaaad kids. My father would probably argue we still are, given that whenever they go out Bastian and me lock Sophie into her room only for her to kick it open and then they need to get YET ANOTHER door- I got carried away.

Well, just imagine three kids who are stronger than usual and can’t really get hurt. Sebastian used to make a mess of everything and levitate to the chandelier to hang from it, I used to break things way too frequently and was overall very loud (much like today), and Sophie was the milder case with ‘only’ constantly escaping her crib and following our parents around. Eventually the three of us just slept in a pile.

But listen, through this all we never ate the family cat so if you ask me we were angelic 

[timetravelerzombie]

WHY do you enjoy scaring kids? :P

What do you mean WHY? it’s FUN

Have you seen my video? It’s SO fun.

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I did the whole personalized message things back when you guys first appeared but now after two weeks I'm still overjoyed so you get some more: JASPER IS JUST MY FAVE

Is this grandpa? :P