To you, with love.

Sam. 20. Hot mess. Minnesota. College Junior .VCSU. What if the ocean floated?

[my-day]

can we talk about him JUST WALKING?!

[onlytwitterpics]

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if crop circles are to let other aliens know this planet is too stupid to visit?

[m00nfaery]

Harry Potter literally named all his kids like some nerd who had just finished reading Harry Potter

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

[weloveshortvideos]

what is wrong with some white people

[wormdirtxo93]

omg……. omg … omFG

[no]

I’m crying

[thecreepernextdoor]

I was like okay then I was like okAY

[i-napster]

Will smith gets tricked by his son..

[yugithot]

WHO DID THIS

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

@beyonic

[blackmodel]

CHUM

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

[sebuttianstans]

Wizard World Comic Con Chicago 2014

[tylerposey]

[zerobasematthew-deactivated2024]

[lastcenturykindagirl]

[brilliantlyhorrid]

OH my goddddddddddddddddddd

[theironman]

so claire temple was in daredevil, jessica jones, will be in luke cage and iron fist. no offense but is time to give her own damn show, netflix. she could literaly do nothing and i’d still watch a three hour long episode of it gladly.

[ozhawkauthor]

I read somewhere that Claire is intended to be the ‘common thread’ that ties all these diverse characters together. And I’m hoping that the start of The Defenders is literally an entire episode of Claire Temple being “oh man, not again, Imma so done with this Shit, yanno what, Imma just call all my super buddies and have them kick your ass sixteen ways to Sunday, kthxbai”

[dudewithabow]

only 90s kids can reblog this

[dudewithabow]

I was going through the reblogs and like 95% of the people that reblogged this tagged it ‘about me’

[tacogrande]

this is gonna hit 1 mil notes and you will all be exposed as crisscolfer scum

[durinsdaughters]

This is amazing

[klaine-run-the-world-deactivate]

Let’s hit 1 million!

[salfblog]

Reblog everytime you see this on your dash.

[shutupmerlin]

I have made an error.

My brother attends a fairly exclusive private boys school that is incredibly religious.

He is going on this weird, intense camp with them next week and all the families have been asked to write personal letters saying why they love them and why they are proud of them.

I told my mother I was just going to enclose a massive drawing of a penis and she absolutely forbid me from doing so.

Anyway so the third page of my letter is a massive veiny penis with ‘SORRY MUM’ written as if it’s ejaculate.

Other quotes from my letter include

- I’m sorry this is handwritten, our printer is fucked. It feels so archaic I might as well be writing this on a cave wall in my own blood. - I am so much better at Pokemon than you. Sorry this isn’t a reason I love you, I’m just really good at Pokemon.

- Thanks for putting up with me even when I come into your room at 3am, drunk and insisting you smell the bacon lipgloss I found.

- My favourite moments between us are the ones where we’re drenched in animal blood, performing the appropriate sacrifices to maintain our youth.

- I’m proud of how quickly you can shove broccoli stems up your nose to diffuse tension at the dinner table.

And so on. These letters were submitted to the school yesterday.

I have just found out they are proofread by the principal and the school’s church leaders, and then read aloud to all the boys on the camp.

A Father is going to read the phrase ‘Suck it bitch’, directed at my brother, in front of 50 other 17 year old boys, whilst on church camp.

[miraculous-enby-bug]

#the envelope said ‘i licked this so you can clone me later.’ (via)

[tanngelo]

this is it