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k0nstantly-tragic

A true batman fan watches both 😤

#batman connection #movies #barbie #oppenheimer #barbenheimer

liberalsarecool

We are living the worst simulation as a result of capitalism.

timgallen

humanism vs. capitalism

#capitalism #capitalismsucks #creativity #creative #meaningful work

sneak peek at an early prototype of the apple car

#apple inc #cars #disneyland #cars land #applecarplay #funny #funny stuff

liberalsarecool

I have the virus.

timgallen

i’ve been a lifelong sufferer

liberalsarecool

But, but, but, we give billionaires tax cuts, so there! They are just jealous of a rigged system that siphons off labor value to under-taxed capitalists. #Americasplaining

timgallen

i mean, it’s already a thing, though…

#murica #america explain #stupid americans #social safety net

funnytwittertweets

timgallen

“what’s this? creativity? get back to work, you plebes!”

#art #productivity #artists #workplace #nobody wants to work anymore #scifi #capitalism #capitalismsucks

murielsweating

I’ve been thinking about “you can’t pin joy like a moth” all day.

cricketcat9

DEFINITELY the time for me to start devouring all my nicest things.

timgallen

you cannot overdose on joy!

#joywave #joy to the world

the four stages of groot.

#i am groot #guardiansofthegalaxy #baby groot #marvel #disney #disneyland

a rare avocado storm set to make its way across the US this week. 🥑⛈️ be sure to have plenty of chips at the ready!

#avocado #weather #funny #funny stuff #graphics #silly stuff #severe weather

aurorawest

follow me for more piping hot takes, like:

Hey, Maybe If You Hate Something A Lot, You Should Just Not Engage With It

It’s Okay To Just Dislike Something, You Don’t Have To Make Your Loathing It Your Entire Identity

Fandom Should Be Fun But It Seems Like It’s Making You Miserable; Maybe You Should Step Away

or how about this banger:

Just Because I Think You’ve Gone Overboard With Your Frothing Hate Doesn’t Actually Mean I’m A Fan Of The Thing In Question

simpscreens

timgallen

is that gum? is that gum?

#the simpsons

ngl, coming back to tumblr as twitter burns has been like running into an old friend you used to hang out with every day and starting where you left off the last time you saw each other then wondering, damn, that was fun, why did we stop hanging out?

#tumblrpost #twitter #old friendships #good times

neil-gaiman

Tonight I gave Art Spiegelman the National Book Awards Medal for Distinguished Contribution to American Letters. And we're both being banned. Some of you may think this is a good thing because you don't like my books or you don't care for Maus. But I guarantee that there are books you love on the banned lists too. That's why libraries and librarians fight for their rights to have all the books on the shelves and for your rights to read them. And it's why I support them.