nirvana 3 song challenge passer

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Taking a bump to scroll better

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My autism is wearing off

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“I hate Nazis.”

“Come on, what are you getting all political for?”

“Do you not hate Nazis?”

“Of course, I hate Nazis, but u don’t call everyone I don’t like a Nazi.”

“Okay what if I say I hate people who call themselves Nazis.”

He had to think for a moment, “I guess yeah that’s fine.”

“And that includes Neo-Nazis.”

Johnson almost fell out of his chair, “now what are you talking about? Neo Nazis aren’t Nazis!”

“Nazi is literally in the name.”

“Yeah, but so is Neo.”

“So?”

“So they’re an entirely different political organization.”

“How?”

“Well the Nazis took control of Germany in the 30s and 40s and killed a bunch of people.”

“Uh huh.”

“And the Neo-Nazis just worship them.”

“What the hell are you talking about?”

“Well the Neo-Nazis haven’t killed anyone. Kinda unfair to pin what the Nazis did on the Neo-Nazis.”

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Shout out to babies on planes. Even babies deserve to fly :)

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“It doesn’t matter anyway,” I say as I hang my coat up instead of throwing it on the ground because what was I gonna do with those 5 seconds anyway

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“All good art is transgressive” I say to myself after my friend calls my Minecraft house hideous

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New idea: speedrunning becoming an outstanding member of your community

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Sure you may have a high paying job, but do the women in your life adore you?

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I always forget that putting stuff in your pockets is like an Inventory Management System

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asking the girl in the club her opinion on the League of Nations

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If only they made a vaccine for autism

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ICE = the SS

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Does anyone wonder what the assassinated healthcare CEO’s kids are gonna grow up to be like? Like seeing their dad’s death be universally celebrated must be a domino that eventually leads to evil batman right?

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Twin peaks (esp the return) might be the best television I’ve ever watched

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Does anyone wanna play imagination with me