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my mom started watching boardwalk empire the other night and i ended up awake until like 2am watching while my mom fell asleep

#had to be up at 7 too #i never actually finished boardwalk empire. i really need to #steve buscemi #boardwalk empire

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parkayquarts

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

fuck-customers

pgnate

been thinking about it for a while

#HELP????#tim roth

pgnate

they are so dumb i love them

#doesnt tim say i dont remember that or something 😭#tim roth #steve buscemi

pgnate

they are so dumb i love them

this morning i was taking pictures of my new mii, professor farnsworth from futurama, and giggling at how he had befriended me and my husband, mr orange from reservoir dogs, and our mii children.

I go on instagram to send pictures to my friend. I see my childhood bestie is ENGAGED AND GETTING MARRIED IN TWO MONTHS.

🫢

Ohmygodim22andivedonenothingwithmylife

#i feel like im having a midlife crisis #can u have that at 22 #ramblings

yujateaandpi

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

#shes right.

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my brain in the gulf that is the time between reservoir dogs rewatches just has random lines and images of everyone floating through it once in a while like a DVD screensaver and whenever it hits the corner of the screen i audibly say to myself "i gotta watch reservoir dogs again"

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