The Life and Times of Timothy Scratchit

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I thought I'd better say hello.

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No funny content today. I'm too tired to chat to the idiot woman.

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Me if I won the lottery.

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The birds have got it in for me.

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Parakeets are so annoying!

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She's preoccupied with flowers, so I had to act.

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Of course I can spell. Wait until she finds out what I'm building in my secret bunker at night.

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I am stealthy.

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She's still interrogating me.

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She's still interrogating me.

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FFS! MY REWILDING PROJECT IS TOP SECRET. SHE'S RUINED IT NOW!

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The Human has no taste.

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I'm always nearby, supervising.

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STOP TALKING TO BIRDS! I AM THE CENTRE YOUR UNIVERSE HUMAN!

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Standards are dropping.

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Standards are dropping.

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Owen's cagoule is terrifying!