Go Fish

hannah // 29 // any pronouns // kojafras on ao3

[fanghusband-remade]

"ur so quiet" thanks im thinking about vampires

[bbybluemochi]

drawing the lesbian fairytale of my dreams <3

[bakwaaas]

no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

[mollyjames]

It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

[hanniopeia]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[ceruleanheaven]

parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[robertfagden]

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

[local-crow-on-a-powerline]

said "can you calm down or do you need a leash" to a horny guy and i instantly realized it worsened the situation

[shabbytigers]

[yuriartillery]

sending my hated nemesis a bouquet of spider lilies to signal the depths of my disdain but she's a really stupid airheaded hero type and so she doesn't understand the symbolism and continues to labour under the misapprehension that we are very good friends who occasional have violent lesbian sex

[lycandrew222]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[hanniopeia]

asked my dad if he wanted to play hockey with me. he said yeah so we got excited, went out and bought gear, signed up for a clinic. it was today. he fell. we think he has a dislocated shoulder. we’re at an urgent care.

please give some tips on what u can do with a 67 year old guy bc i am. picking way wrong.

[hanniopeia]

UPDATE JUST DISLOCATED NOTHING BROKEN WOOOOOOOO POP THE BIGGEST BOTTLES

and will look into birding w this man. and movies and like. paddling a canoe while he sits there and enjoys the sun. yeah.

[hanniopeia]

sorry hi final update. just got home. they had to put that man fully under. said his arm socket was like a banana peel kept slipping out. no doing anything with arm for a bit.

but he is HOME and in BED and SLEEPING