you're standing on a planet that's evolving

[weavemama]

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

DO NOT QUESTION MY COLLECTION OF JANE AUSTEN SNAKE PHOTOS

A MAN IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A HOBBY

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

okay, so, here is my Pride and Prejudice collection:

Elizabeth Bennet:

Jane Bennet:

Lydia Bennet:

Mr Darcy:

Mr Bingley:

Mr Collins:

George Wickham:

Lady Catherine de Bourgh:

Please don’t judge me

[shiisiln]

Why would I JUDGE you this is FANTASTIC

[rosewater1997]

i know its unhealthy to live in your own dream world but like…its safe bitch

[bootdrop]

tutorial

brush him

[owomon]

thank u… i learned a lot..

[mysharona1987]

Like, you want janitors and McDonald fast food workers and cleaners.

You just don’t want them to make a liveable wage and have healthcare and be treated like proper human beings.  

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

realizing that an experience was actually traumatizing

[dinuguan]

[unclefather]

me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek

[phonographzerohash]

this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[keatonpatti]

[the-greatest-genderqueer]

When you load up on caffeine to make yourself less sad, but instead you just get Accelerated Depression™

[the-greatest-genderqueer]

I love how fucking abstract the concept of Accelerated Depression is. Like, it’s vague as fuck, but we all know what tf it feels like

[tastefullyoffensive]

They have the same expression. (via nicholasaaronpurvis)

[exit152]

if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise

[jimbowned]

I’ll take “things people who don’t understand clinical depression say” for $500,Alec.

[exit152]

hmmm interesting theory considering how I’m on 40 mg of Prozac daily & see a therapist regularly bcuz I’m actively suicidal the majority of the time but sure, go ahead & be a dick on my light hearted post about something small u can do to momentarily relieve some of the crushing burden on ur life lol

[himejoshikomaeda]

[pr1nceshawn]

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

[l-obscurite-i-deactivated202211]

👏🏻This👏🏻though!👏🏻

[thoodleoo]

when i die all i want is to become on of those cats who lives around archaeological sites in greece and rome, sun myself while surrounded by remnants of antiquity, and make visitors wonder if i am perhaps some reincarnated ancient soul returning to the home i loved millennia ago

[certasluas]

[thenatsdorf]

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First time drinking water.

[weighhappy]

getting your hair cut at any super cuts/great clips/whatever

woman with scissors: I can tell by the quality of your hair you're a real piece of shit idiot. you really seem like some kind of degenerate subhuman. im not going to give you the haircut you want because you will look like a fuck freak dunce and im the professional here

me with my arms bound by the shitty plastic cape appreciating how apocalyptically ugly I look in it: haha okay