Tim the Poke'mon Master.

Welcome to my life. Sit back and enjoy the ride.

[icouldfallinlovewithuu]

[ulibeanzz]

morrison ↓

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

i’m ……speechless

[timtimcheng]

🐟🐠🐡 I have a question: why dat fish got boobies? (at Kyoto, Japan)

[timtimcheng]

If you think about it, every picture of you is an old picture of you. #TBT

[timtimcheng]

sleep goals 😴 (at mah bed)

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

Shrek came out 13 years ago

[thebrothersjonas]

I didn’t know shrek was gay

[sexyvatogifs]

[chrisjamesscott]

A birthday gift I whipped up for a friend a while back. Sailor Jigglypuff!!!

ENJOY!!!

[girlfromthe-subway]

Best thing about winter is all the bugs r rotting in hell where they belong

[bombing]

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

[ammit420]

i say idk alot but trust me 

i be knowin

[swarnpert]

write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back

[officialjiggly]

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

[thetowndrugdealer]

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

[biphoenix]

thats so rude

[eyewtkas]

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[thecarlonethatalsowrites-deacti]

“I went to church yesterday and the holy water was really hot!”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[t-bird-the-derp]

by:  キャベツ

[butt-berry]

[yungstank-deactivated20140829]

this is it

this is the vine that killed me