Tinder for the Win

One woman's journey to the depths of Tinder from the depths of her couch.

[tinderforthewin]

to the point and extremely helpful. I like this kid. 

[tinderforthewin]

That's all he could say.

What makes this slightly creepy is that his profile is just his eye staring into the camera. 

[tinderforthewin]

seriously, bro? But that response tho

[tinderforthewin]

yet another sexist bag of dicks from the tinderverse

[tinderforthewin]

Love a rejection that is met with "true"

[tinderforthewin]

He was so close to understanding! 

[tinderforthewin]

Spotted on the lesbian side of tinder. She wins at life. Not human. Dinosaur. 

[tinderforthewin]

Good try, but next time put some verbs between those nouns to form a proper insult. 

**I realize now that I misquoted Pierre Trudeau here and I apologize to fans and purists alike. 

[tinderforthewin]

The world can't handle many more stupid hats?

[tinderforthewin]

Obviously I have met my match. 

[tinderforthewin]

opposites attract. 

[tinderforthewin]

a girl has standards

[tinderforthewin]

[tinderforthewin]

Persistently creepy, and creepy in his persistence. 

[tinderforthewin]

[okcreepsters]

Pls don’t open with poorly written erotica. Saying “mmmmm” repeatedly won’t make me excited. Forgot to mention the overuse of ellipses on my list  D:

[tinderforthewin]

The words every woman wants to hear, all together, at one time.