God's sleepiest creature

[tinfoilstork]

@landysbear

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[importantcatpics]

[bundibird]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a community label when they dont fucking need one.

[importantcatpics]

[dogpuppy]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[anamericangirl]

it shouldnt shock me progressives hate small business owners... but it does.

Like of all the things it makes no sense to hate 🙄

[yetanotherdayofdrudgery]

Progs hate small business owners because owning a small business requires hard work and personal responsibility, two things progs absolutely hate.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Also, if you stereotype all business as being controlled by evil billionaire capitalists, of course you're going to hate obvious examples that prove you wrong.

[cookingwithroxy]

I think to some degree the element is more of a "I can't harm McDonalds but I can harm you."

the 'every business is a megacorp' allows them to justify doing an endless amount of harm to anyone within reach and then claim that no REAL harm is done. And when you point out that real harm IS done, they double down because to admit that they are wrong is to admit that they SHOULD care, they just don't.

Combine those elements together and you get just one example of man's inhumanity to man.

[hedgehog-moss]

Poldine ♪

Poldine 🎵

Poldine, Poldiiine 🎶

I’m begging of you please don’t take my cat ♪

Please don’t take her just because you can ♫

She talks about you in her sleep—

There’s nothing I can do to keep ♪ From crying when she calls, Poldine,

And I can easily understand How you could easily take my cat ♫

You could have your choice of cats 🎶

Poldine, Poldine ♫ Poldine, Poldiiine I’m begging of you please don’t take my cat ♫

Thank you for watching Poldine & The Cats’ first music video! No cats were harmed in the making of this clip, but two were mortified and one had her fur ruffled in the wrong direction by clumsy baby llama kisses.

[bunniesandbeheadings]

What is the maximum number of lions Darth Vader could beat in a fight?

5

10

50

100

500

1000

10,000

1,000,000

A billion

Darth Vader could beat 0 lions

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

Vader has his suit, his lightsaber and the force. The lions are lions.

[bunniesandbeheadings]

I’m getting from the disparity of votes that there is absolutely no consensus on Darth Vader’s abilities at all

[greater-than-the-sword]

To be fair it's unclear what his weight limit is or how many beings he could force choke at the same time

[jager-bruder]

[kaelio]

[blumineck]

How to spring-load your bow!

This information is freely given. What you do with it is up to you! 🏹💐🧚🏼

[byjove]

your life is too easy. you need to go to the nearest animal shelter and adopt the first tortoiseshell cat you see

[olidel]

[goth-queen]

[vomitdodger]