:3

[tiniesho]

bokuaka sex lasts long as fuck and neither of them realize it's abnormal until they're tipsy and chatting with kuroo.

the more akaashi drinks, the more he clings onto bokuto & starts dropping little kisses on his neck and feeling up his abs through his shirt. kuroo jokes the 2 of them should go home and finish this in private; bokuto whines "i have to be up at 7am tomorrowww, i need at least 7 hours of sleep to be functional, and a quickie isn't satisfying :((" and kuroo's like "?? dude it's only 10. wtf do u mean a quickie u have 2 hours" and bokuaka simultaneously tilting their heads like confused puppies bc yeah???? 2 hours IS a quickie, what r u talking about

[tiniesho]

university student akaashi trying to study for finals + bokuto impatiently waiting and writing down notes on everything he's going to tell akaashi once his bf is finished

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bakutodo get an apartment together and bakugou is immediately very bossy about the interior decorating. shouto's only request is a gigantic bed and bakugou doesn't think to question it until their first night sleeping somewhere bigger than a tiny dorm room when he wakes up with shouto somehow sideways on the bed and lying on top of his head like a cat

[tiniesho]

can't decide if i prefer shouto who likes kissing so much that he gets embarrassed and blushy or shouto who unapologetically and unashamedly wants to make out all the time and will refuse to get out of bed or get dressed or eat or walk unless he gets a kiss first

[tiniesho]

i just think bokuto and akaashi have extremely ugly matching tattoos

[tiniesho]

denki getting jealous bc he thinks shouto is trying to steal his man (sero) vs shouto who's happily dating katsuki and is just trying to make a new close friend because all his current friends are sick of hearing him gush about his bf

[tiniesho]

kageyama who sleeps in a giant fluffy hoodie and sweatpants with fuzzy colourful socks vs hinata who sleeps in the tiniest pair of boxers possible. they both drive each other insane (hinata bc he's resisting the urge to squish kageyama's cheeks and kageyama bc he's resisting the urge to squish hinata's Other cheeks)

[tiniesho]

university student akaashi tries to sneak his bf into lecture with him while bokuto is visiting except he forgot that bokuto is a ginormous man with very noticeable hair and muscles

[tiniesho]

volleyball meetup when they're all in their early 20s and everyone is taking bets on which couple will the be the first to get married (bokuaka is the obvious bet) but then hinata and kageyama pipe up like ??? we've been married since high school???? and everyone thinks they're joking until hinata tells the whole story of their wedding. someone asks how they decided to commit that early and kageyama says, very seriously, "i loved him as much as volleyball." and hinata just says "he's kageyama!!!" like that explains everything

[tiniesho]

bakukamisero thoughts bc kaminari is high energy, happy 24/7, way too excited and bakugou is high energy angry 24/7 way too aggro and sero is the perfect chilled out middle ground

[tiniesho]

i think ojiro and shoji and kaminari and sero should get into some weird love square where the rest of the class is like ??? something is definitely going on and it's definitely romantic but nobody can agree who's romancing who

[tiniesho]

baby shouto yapping to touya nonstop, talking for hours while touya just grunted and grumbled in response. older shouto yapping to bakugou just the same, except sometimes he'll trail off and wonder if bakugou is even listening and bakugou will snap at him to finish his sentences and maybe even ask a follow up question until shouto starts talking again

[tiniesho]

one of akaashi's coworkers begs him to dogsit for a couple weeks and when they come back they're apologizing and saying "i know he's so loud and he gets so excited, you're so quiet akaashi-san it must've been so different having a such a big noisy dog like that jumping all over you all the time and begging for attention, i'm so sorry for the inconvenience thank you so much" and akaashi just says "you're welcome" while on the inside he doesn't know how to admit to his coworker or to himself that, aside from when bokuto visits, the past two weeks have been the happiest he's been since high school

[tiniesho]

akaashi develops a habit of bracing himself whenever something exciting happens because bokuto always grabs him or jumps on him.

except then he gets a promotion at his first job and instinctively widens his feet and tenses his shoulders, only to stop and look around and realize he's alone

[tiniesho]

akaashi finally gains a bit of weight during the busy season at his office job and the first time long distance bf bokuto sees akaashi's soft tummy, he ascends to heaven

[tiniesho]

age regressed kageyama...... getting embarrassed and angry bc he doesn't know why he sometimes Acts Like That..... but then he hears someone talking about agere and suddenly everything Clicks

[kkumri]

akaashi who works very hard to get muscle references for udai’s manga!! ù_ú⭐️ (why does he keep travelling to osaka to get them, tho??)