Literally how is 2017 even real

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@tinkabele
Literally how is 2017 even real
David: *plays a secret chord* The Lord: nice! You: meh
Stephen King has his cigarette lit by a young Drew Barrymore, 1984.
guy about to invent salt: i wonder what this rock tastes like
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#snapchat #standardwhorefilter #jamberrynails #jamberryaddict #nailporn #nailwraps #jamberryaustralia #selfie
#life #onedayatatime
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
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Iâm dead at his face in the last one like âDid you even try?â
And then when he gets pushed heâs like âWait no let him try!â
his composure is just everything I aspire to be
OMG ITâS BACK!
CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG
Like how he stands there as if, âOkay, Iâll be perfectly still and weâll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like Iâm giving you a head start.â Heâs more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.
FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.
THIS is how you deal with terrorists
Even if you go down you did it with dignity.
You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.
U donât fuck with the Queen
His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: âNot bloody likely.â And tried to kick him.
Love the royal family. Literally zero fucks given.
Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckinâ guy
ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY
i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metalâs badass protective grandpaÂ
donât talk to me or my tiny metal granddaughters ever again
Failed relationships. Sure, some people have had far more of these than others, and some relationships end far worse than they should â but no matter what â youâll survive. A failed relationship is not the end of the world. Maybe youâre just having bad luck, or maybe you just make really bad decisions ⊠probably the latter. But for the sake of todayâs lesson, letâs pretend youâre not a terrible judge of character. Letâs do this by meeting a woman who â like you â also suffered from bad luck: Her name was Violet Jessop, and she survived not one, not two, but THREE fucking shipwrecks. No, not those shipwrecks you consider dating material; weâre talking about actual ships â not dicks. You see, Violet was a stewardess/nurse who spent her life at sea. In 1911, she was working on the luxurious RMS Olympic (at the time, the largest of its kind). However, proving size doesnât matter, the motion of the ocean took over, causing the Olympic to collide with another vessel. The good news, despite suffering significant damage, they made it back to port without sinking. Unharmed and without fear, Violet got on with her oceanic career. (Her first wreck was kind of like your first serious relationship: not ideal, but nothing too traumatic.) In 1912, Violet was on the Titanic. And, we all know how that voyage ended, but Violet survived as she was rescued from Lifeboat 16 the morning after that iceberg meeting. (Leo should have got in her boat instead of holding on to that damn board.) In 1916, Violet was on the HMHS Britannic when it sank in the middle of the Aegean Sea following an unconfirmed explosion. Was THIS the end? Nope. Violet jumped out of a lifeboat to avoid being swallowed up by the shipâs propeller and, once again, survived. At this point, most people would be like, âFuck this, Iâm getting a job at a bank,â but not Violet. She wasnât about to let past experiences affect her, so she got back to shore and back on a boat. Not retiring until 1950. Well, you just learned some history. Youâre welcome. Now, if Violetâs story sounds like your dating life, that sucks, but youâll survive. Just flag down something better next time â maybe something with a job. #SUNDAYSCHOOL
So many stories, so many drawings, but itâs done â and itâs on Amazon now. (And only Amazon because apparently other retailers arenât a fan of f-words on covers.)
#noregrets #fuckyeahtaffy
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I dub them âPretty Pittiesâ