tinpil

[tinpil]

I'm so close now :)

[the-perfect-askblog]

Hello, Star. Would you consider dy-

WANNA EAT A GALAXY? I have some if you want!

@tinpil

NO THANK s IM ON A DIET

[tinpil]

Oh, okay. How about just a few stars then?

[the-perfect-askblog]

thats CANNIBALISM !!

[tinpil]

You stars don't do that? Okay. how about... I have some moons! Please I hate eating alone and the other stars I know of are all kinda meanies. I mean, all I wanna do is shatter time and space to plunge the multiverse into eternal chaos where the laws of physics don't apply and anything is possible! Oh, also Shaid and Kerz. And tinpil is a human and I don't think they can eat what I eat?

[the-perfect-askblog]

moonOK !! SURE!!!!!!! THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE!!!!!

[tinpil]

Great! Btw could you also maybe cause an anomaly that would get the attention of a police force meant to get rid of anomalies in time or space?

[the-perfect-askblog]

SOIRRY I DOTN THNIK I CAN DO THAT ONE PAL

[cherriwhoops]

Darn. Anyways could I nibble on you? Please? Stars are a delicacy in my plane of existence. Just 4 bites is worth 5 infinite purses of currency! Yes, they're expensive enough that 5 purses with infinite storage worth of money is needed for 4 bites. All full. Also living stars taste better than ones that never had life and... Most never had life.

[the-perfect-askblog]

NO THATS ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ GROSS

[cherriwhoops]

....oh.... Why not? I mean, can't you just... Will the lost flesh and or limb back into existence???

[the-perfect-askblog]

I DONT THINK THATS HOW IT WORKS. PLUS ITS STILL GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS EW EW

[tinpil]

....huh. So stars are a unique species that can't will their flesh and limbs into existence. Must suck being the only species that can't do that, even humans can kinda I think.

[the-perfect-askblog]

Hello, Star. Would you consider dy-

WANNA EAT A GALAXY? I have some if you want!

@tinpil

NO THANK s IM ON A DIET

[tinpil]

Oh, okay. How about just a few stars then?

[the-perfect-askblog]

thats CANNIBALISM !!

[tinpil]

You stars don't do that? Okay. how about... I have some moons! Please I hate eating alone and the other stars I know of are all kinda meanies. I mean, all I wanna do is shatter time and space to plunge the multiverse into eternal chaos where the laws of physics don't apply and anything is possible! Oh, also Shaid and Kerz. And tinpil is a human and I don't think they can eat what I eat?

[the-perfect-askblog]

moonOK !! SURE!!!!!!! THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE!!!!!

[tinpil]

Great! Btw could you also maybe cause an anomaly that would get the attention of a police force meant to get rid of anomalies in time or space?

[the-perfect-askblog]

Hello, Star. Would you consider dy-

WANNA EAT A GALAXY? I have some if you want!

@tinpil

NO THANK s IM ON A DIET

[tinpil]

Oh, okay. How about just a few stars then?

[the-perfect-askblog]

thats CANNIBALISM !!

[tinpil]

You stars don't do that? Okay. how about... I have some moons! Please I hate eating alone and the other stars I know of are all kinda meanies. I mean, all I wanna do is shatter time and space to plunge the multiverse into eternal chaos where the laws of physics don't apply and anything is possible! Oh, also Shaid and Kerz. And tinpil is a human and I don't think they can eat what I eat?

[the-perfect-askblog]

Hello, Star. Would you consider dy-

WANNA EAT A GALAXY? I have some if you want!

@tinpil

NO THANK s IM ON A DIET

[tinpil]

Oh, okay. How about just a few stars then?

[tinpil]

already going to hell, there's no point. rather would keep living anyway.

-💠🔹

Stupid.

[tinpil]

actually that thing about me wanting the blue wasn't a question going to attach myself to voxeline? voxe? that's the. name that orange guy mentioned

don't reallyyyy like orange guy...

Stupid dumb ugly mortal. Jump in a river and do not make any attempt to swim back to dry land

[tinpil]

what even is your guys' relation to tinpil anyway? did you just. decide to take over a random blog

Yes.

Technically, my vessel since my actual physical form is under lock and key.

[tinpil]

KNEEL BEFORE ME, MORTALS, AND I JUST MAY SPARE YOU, DEFY ME AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS SHALL SUFFER FOR ETERNITY IN THE NEXUS SHARD PRISON!

Shut up, would you?

Why should I listen to you, exactly? You are merely an anomaly that I need to study more before executing.

You wouldn't even be alive if not for me, traitor. Plus, the only person who should be intruding on this idiot's blog is ME!! Stop stealing everything from me!

Or, maybe, you could ALL just leave???

[thestarryblog]

Hello, stars. Hm... I could kill you all, but where's the fun in that? How about instead I just roll you into a ball and then from that ball rip your star limb things back into place in the most painful way possible? Would you shut up? Pay no mind to the false deity. If he does any 'godlike' feats, It is most likely just some convincing illusion magic. He hides behind the Guardians at the Edge of Time like the coward he is.

@tinpil

WHY IS THERE A SECOND ONE?!

-🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔-

-🟠❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️-

[tinpil]

Actually Shaid is the third one. Hello, Pissy Star and Emoji Overuse Star! Speaking of stars, can I have a bite of you? Just, like, a bit of the top? Please? Stars are very delicious! They're a delicacy in my plane of existence, actually.

[thestarryblog]

What? NO! GO AWAY!!!!!!!

Woah more people

Wanna buy-

LA LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALA GO AWAY LALALALALALALALA

[tinpil]

Oh! Oh! Illegal substance seller star! Can I buy some star remains from you? Those count as drugs, right? Right?

[thestarryblog]

Sorry man I can't kill people that's against the law.

LALALALLALA STOP TALKING LALALALLALALALALALALALA

[tinpil]

C'mon... You could, like, just use an already dead star? It's so boring in the 15th dimension and there's no good food other than stars that CAN exist in the 15th dimension.

[thestarryblog]

Hello, stars. Hm... I could kill you all, but where's the fun in that? How about instead I just roll you into a ball and then from that ball rip your star limb things back into place in the most painful way possible? Would you shut up? Pay no mind to the false deity. If he does any 'godlike' feats, It is most likely just some convincing illusion magic. He hides behind the Guardians at the Edge of Time like the coward he is.

@tinpil

WHY IS THERE A SECOND ONE?!

-🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔-

-🟠❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️-

[tinpil]

Actually Shaid is the third one. Hello, Pissy Star and Emoji Overuse Star! Speaking of stars, can I have a bite of you? Just, like, a bit of the top? Please? Stars are very delicious! They're a delicacy in my plane of existence, actually.

[thestarryblog]

What? NO! GO AWAY!!!!!!!

Woah more people

Wanna buy-

LA LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALA GO AWAY LALALALALALALALA

[tinpil]

Oh! Oh! Illegal substance seller star! Can I buy some star remains from you? Those count as drugs, right? Right?

[thestarryblog]

Hello, stars. Hm... I could kill you all, but where's the fun in that? How about instead I just roll you into a ball and then from that ball rip your star limb things back into place in the most painful way possible? Would you shut up? Pay no mind to the false deity. If he does any 'godlike' feats, It is most likely just some convincing illusion magic. He hides behind the Guardians at the Edge of Time like the coward he is.

@tinpil

WHY IS THERE A SECOND ONE?!

-🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔-

-🟠❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️-

[tinpil]

Actually Shaid is the third one. Hello, Pissy Star and Emoji Overuse Star! Speaking of stars, can I have a bite of you? Just, like, a bit of the top? Please? Stars are very delicious! They're a delicacy in my plane of existence, actually.

[tinpil]

awh hell nah even the coloured text are WOKE... pronouns smh...

(this is a way. of asking for pronouns)

should've known, that's why they're all so colourful

[blue text (Voxeline btw) is any pronouns, purple text (Kerz) is it/that, and orange text (shade) is he/him. Tinpil canonically doesn't know what a pronoun is, or that there are people who aren't cis because of bigoted parents]

[tinpil]

Greetings, mortals. I am Shaidacaus. There is apparently also Kerz and Voxeline. They are both truly insufferable, I know. Oh, right, there's also the actual tinpil and honestly he's kinda...

Wait, there's 3 of you? No. NOT happening. I might be able to handle ONE, but 3?! Go away before I get an exorcist.

You insolent fool. You think a mere exorcist can stop me? I will eradicate your very existence and then recreate you just to torture you for all eternity! And then I'll torture that void thing too just for fun.

...OI! Don't you dare! Not because I care about either of them or anything but uh.... Uh... Tinpil is my VESSEL and void is a pawn that's proven to be useful in the past so I can't let either of them die yet!

[thestarryblog]

Oh. In that case could I buy some drugs? I have enough of... Every currency for you pay off your... student debt if you have any... and then everyone else's. I robbed that greed star guy last time I was, uh, never mind that! @tinpil

Aw nice dude, thanks! Yeah so wh-

Hey.

Oh heyyyyyy! Did you come to buy drugs too? Sorry, already sold out by this purply guy B)

The cursed one lies. Pay no mind to the poison that he spills, he only means to trick you.

-✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️🟣🌟-

Awhhhhh dude what. Not cool!! I don't like selling to tricksters!

[tinpil]

...i genuinely need some right now YOU ANNOYING LAZY, CRYPTIC ASSHOLE! WOULD YOU STOP RUINING MY PLANS WHICH ARE, LIKE, TOTALLY SUPER EVIL AND UHHH... AND THEY EXIST?!

[thestarryblog]

"And they exist"? ...you don't have a plan, do you? All the more reason to pity you and your destructive behavior.

-😔😔😔😶😶😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆🟣✉️🟰👎👎👎📉👎📉📉👎📉👎📉👎📉😈😈😈-

-😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣-

[tinpil]

...okay, from what I'm getting here, emoji star is partially the reincarnation of my father but speaking in emojis. Also, sloth star, DON'T YOU DARE PITY ME! I will bring about the apocalypse! I WILL BRING ABOUT INFINITE SUFFERING! I WILL ENSLAVE THE OMNIVERSE... OR... SOMETHING

[thestarryblog]

-❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️🤨🤨🤨-

I still pity you. Clearly, you don't know what you're doing. You're hurt, you're hurt and you're trapped with someone you don't know. So you try to break yourself free instead of making an effort to compromise with them. You feel so stuck and hurt that you don't even realize that there's an easier path than the one you're taking. I don't know who or what hurt you, what trapped you, but I know you need to let it go. For your sake, for the sake of everyone around you.

[tinpil]

I... Uh... SHUT UP! I'm evil! I'm the ONLY true threat to existence! I WON'T FAIL BECAUSE OF SOMEONE TALKING TO ME AGAIN! I KNOW YOUR GAME! You want me to get 'redeemed' so I don't do my plans when I'm freed, and then you'll use that STUPID RITUAL to either kill me or trap me for another thousand centuries atleast!

[thestarryblog]

Even if I wanted to, I don't know what the ritual is. What I want is for you to heal. It's your choice. Either way, you won't be killing me or my family. I'll be sure of that. You can choose to heal, or you can stay hurt and mad at everyone. I don't care which one you choose. Just choose what you're ready for.

[tinpil]

That's what they ALL say! But I'm a literal DEMON! obviously you're JUST gonna ensure I remain trapped even IF I 'heal' or whatever! You stupid lazy asshat! And Wrath, just so you know, your future if I don't get freed in any timeline is the LEAST pleasant of them. Honestly, if I'm freed after a million years or more I genuinely might just let that happen still for your torture. Keep that in mind.

[thestarryblog]

You need to stop trying to bother us. I don't care about the other timelines, because we're not in them, it's just our other versions, but we won't feel their pain. And, well, while I hate to think of a timeline where i fail to protect them...thats not this timeline. Listen. I genuinely do not care if you decide to heal or not. You need to heal, and if you finally decide that you're ready to, I'll be here to try to help. But until then, I'll keep protecting them from you. And I always will.

[tinpil]

You can't protect them forever. You won't live that long. Whether it's by that fool or natural causes you and the rest of them will all die. On that day, it'll be freed, and things will be oh so fun! The Guardians at the Edge of Time will be so pre-occupied trying to contain the anomaly once more... I'll be able to liberate your timeline from its order, reason, and {REDACTED}! Ohohoho!

....how....

[thestarryblog]

Oh. In that case could I buy some drugs? I have enough of... Every currency for you pay off your... student debt if you have any... and then everyone else's. I robbed that greed star guy last time I was, uh, never mind that! @tinpil

Aw nice dude, thanks! Yeah so wh-

Hey.

Oh heyyyyyy! Did you come to buy drugs too? Sorry, already sold out by this purply guy B)

The cursed one lies. Pay no mind to the poison that he spills, he only means to trick you.

-✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️🟣🌟-

Awhhhhh dude what. Not cool!! I don't like selling to tricksters!

[tinpil]

...i genuinely need some right now YOU ANNOYING LAZY, CRYPTIC ASSHOLE! WOULD YOU STOP RUINING MY PLANS WHICH ARE, LIKE, TOTALLY SUPER EVIL AND UHHH... AND THEY EXIST?!

[thestarryblog]

"And they exist"? ...you don't have a plan, do you? All the more reason to pity you and your destructive behavior.

-😔😔😔😶😶😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆🟣✉️🟰👎👎👎📉👎📉📉👎📉👎📉👎📉😈😈😈-

-😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣-

[tinpil]

...okay, from what I'm getting here, emoji star is partially the reincarnation of my father but speaking in emojis. Also, sloth star, DON'T YOU DARE PITY ME! I will bring about the apocalypse! I WILL BRING ABOUT INFINITE SUFFERING! I WILL ENSLAVE THE OMNIVERSE... OR... SOMETHING

[thestarryblog]

-❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️🤨🤨🤨-

I still pity you. Clearly, you don't know what you're doing. You're hurt, you're hurt and you're trapped with someone you don't know. So you try to break yourself free instead of making an effort to compromise with them. You feel so stuck and hurt that you don't even realize that there's an easier path than the one you're taking. I don't know who or what hurt you, what trapped you, but I know you need to let it go. For your sake, for the sake of everyone around you.

[tinpil]

I... Uh... SHUT UP! I'm evil! I'm the ONLY true threat to existence! I WON'T FAIL BECAUSE OF SOMEONE TALKING TO ME AGAIN! I KNOW YOUR GAME! You want me to get 'redeemed' so I don't do my plans when I'm freed, and then you'll use that STUPID RITUAL to either kill me or trap me for another thousand centuries atleast!

[thestarryblog]

Even if I wanted to, I don't know what the ritual is. What I want is for you to heal. It's your choice. Either way, you won't be killing me or my family. I'll be sure of that. You can choose to heal, or you can stay hurt and mad at everyone. I don't care which one you choose. Just choose what you're ready for.

[tinpil]

That's what they ALL say! But I'm a literal DEMON! obviously you're JUST gonna ensure I remain trapped even IF I 'heal' or whatever! You stupid lazy asshat! And Wrath, just so you know, your future if I don't get freed in any timeline is the LEAST pleasant of them. Honestly, if I'm freed after a million years or more I genuinely might just let that happen still for your torture. Keep that in mind.

[thestarryblog]

Oh. In that case could I buy some drugs? I have enough of... Every currency for you pay off your... student debt if you have any... and then everyone else's. I robbed that greed star guy last time I was, uh, never mind that! @tinpil

Aw nice dude, thanks! Yeah so wh-

Hey.

Oh heyyyyyy! Did you come to buy drugs too? Sorry, already sold out by this purply guy B)

The cursed one lies. Pay no mind to the poison that he spills, he only means to trick you.

-✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️🟣🌟-

Awhhhhh dude what. Not cool!! I don't like selling to tricksters!

[tinpil]

...i genuinely need some right now YOU ANNOYING LAZY, CRYPTIC ASSHOLE! WOULD YOU STOP RUINING MY PLANS WHICH ARE, LIKE, TOTALLY SUPER EVIL AND UHHH... AND THEY EXIST?!

[thestarryblog]

"And they exist"? ...you don't have a plan, do you? All the more reason to pity you and your destructive behavior.

-😔😔😔😶😶😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆🟣✉️🟰👎👎👎📉👎📉📉👎📉👎📉👎📉😈😈😈-

-😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣-

[tinpil]

...okay, from what I'm getting here, emoji star is partially the reincarnation of my father but speaking in emojis. Also, sloth star, DON'T YOU DARE PITY ME! I will bring about the apocalypse! I WILL BRING ABOUT INFINITE SUFFERING! I WILL ENSLAVE THE OMNIVERSE... OR... SOMETHING

[thestarryblog]

-❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️🤨🤨🤨-

I still pity you. Clearly, you don't know what you're doing. You're hurt, you're hurt and you're trapped with someone you don't know. So you try to break yourself free instead of making an effort to compromise with them. You feel so stuck and hurt that you don't even realize that there's an easier path than the one you're taking. I don't know who or what hurt you, what trapped you, but I know you need to let it go. For your sake, for the sake of everyone around you.

[tinpil]

I... Uh... SHUT UP! I'm evil! I'm the ONLY true threat to existence! I WON'T FAIL BECAUSE OF SOMEONE TALKING TO ME AGAIN! I KNOW YOUR GAME! You want me to get 'redeemed' so I don't do my plans when I'm freed, and then you'll use that STUPID RITUAL to either kill me or trap me for another thousand centuries atleast!