Ask The Stars

a work and progress blog for people to ask ALL my star ocs lol

[thestarryblog]

INTRO POST!!!

This is an ask blog for various happystarverse ocs I made. Feel free to ask anything, rules and ocs below!!

OCs:

Wrath star- uhm. Energetic, vengeful, upset super easily lol

Sloth star- she's lazy, constantly bored, tired, irritated easily. Still she will respect you but you gotta respect her first.

3D- we don't know who this guy's deal is really, he just kinda. Showed up??

🙂- 😯😮😲🫢🤭😀😀😀😃😃🤣😅🥰😍😍😍😙😚😚😘😘😘🔜🩷❤️💜⬅️😟😨🤢🤢🤕🤕🤕🫤🫤😕😟☹️🥸🥸🤣🤣🤠

More coming soon, but that's it for now.

Rules!:

[OOC will be in these brackets. Main blog is @void019 and other ask blog is @thealmostperfectblog ]

[NO nsfw or anything like that, I am a minor. Suggestive jokes are fine just not too explicit or anything.]

[You can bully, befriend, simp, whatever with them as long as you keep semi light hearted in the least.]

[I do this blog at my own leisure, so I might not respond right away. I try to at least check every 24 hours though]

[Magic anons are ok, they're not exactly my favorite though- please try to only make them for 7 future asks at MOST.]

[Aaand that's it for now i think. I will edit the intro post whenever something changes (new rule, new oc,etc.)]

[thestarryblog]

Hello, stars. Hm... I could kill you all, but where's the fun in that? How about instead I just roll you into a ball and then from that ball rip your star limb things back into place in the most painful way possible? Would you shut up? Pay no mind to the false deity. If he does any 'godlike' feats, It is most likely just some convincing illusion magic. He hides behind the Guardians at the Edge of Time like the coward he is.

@tinpil

WHY IS THERE A SECOND ONE?!

-🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔-

-🟠❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️-

[tinpil]

Actually Shaid is the third one. Hello, Pissy Star and Emoji Overuse Star! Speaking of stars, can I have a bite of you? Just, like, a bit of the top? Please? Stars are very delicious! They're a delicacy in my plane of existence, actually.

[thestarryblog]

What? NO! GO AWAY!!!!!!!

Woah more people

Wanna buy-

LA LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALA GO AWAY LALALALALALALALA

[tinpil]

Oh! Oh! Illegal substance seller star! Can I buy some star remains from you? Those count as drugs, right? Right?

[thestarryblog]

Sorry man I can't kill people that's against the law.

LALALALLALA STOP TALKING LALALALLALALALALALALALA

[tinpil]

C'mon... You could, like, just use an already dead star? It's so boring in the 15th dimension and there's no good food other than stars that CAN exist in the 15th dimension.

[thestarryblog]

Well-

LALALLAALALA LALA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LALALALALALALALA.

...well-

LALALA. LA LA. LALALALA LALA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU

-😀😀👋👋👋😁😁😁😁😁-

-🌟🌟🌟🟰❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️🍽-

...I have no idea what YOU just said!!

-😄👆--

LALALA LA LA LA LA LA LA.

[thestarryblog]

Hello, stars. Hm... I could kill you all, but where's the fun in that? How about instead I just roll you into a ball and then from that ball rip your star limb things back into place in the most painful way possible? Would you shut up? Pay no mind to the false deity. If he does any 'godlike' feats, It is most likely just some convincing illusion magic. He hides behind the Guardians at the Edge of Time like the coward he is.

@tinpil

WHY IS THERE A SECOND ONE?!

-🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔-

-🟠❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️-

[tinpil]

Actually Shaid is the third one. Hello, Pissy Star and Emoji Overuse Star! Speaking of stars, can I have a bite of you? Just, like, a bit of the top? Please? Stars are very delicious! They're a delicacy in my plane of existence, actually.

[thestarryblog]

What? NO! GO AWAY!!!!!!!

Woah more people

Wanna buy-

LA LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALA GO AWAY LALALALALALALALA

[tinpil]

Oh! Oh! Illegal substance seller star! Can I buy some star remains from you? Those count as drugs, right? Right?

[thestarryblog]

Sorry man I can't kill people that's against the law.

LALALALLALA STOP TALKING LALALALLALALALALALALALA

[thestarryblog]

Hello, stars. Hm... I could kill you all, but where's the fun in that? How about instead I just roll you into a ball and then from that ball rip your star limb things back into place in the most painful way possible? Would you shut up? Pay no mind to the false deity. If he does any 'godlike' feats, It is most likely just some convincing illusion magic. He hides behind the Guardians at the Edge of Time like the coward he is.

@tinpil

WHY IS THERE A SECOND ONE?!

-🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔-

-🟠❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️-

[tinpil]

Actually Shaid is the third one. Hello, Pissy Star and Emoji Overuse Star! Speaking of stars, can I have a bite of you? Just, like, a bit of the top? Please? Stars are very delicious! They're a delicacy in my plane of existence, actually.

[thestarryblog]

What? NO! GO AWAY!!!!!!!

Woah more people

Wanna buy-

LA LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALA GO AWAY LALALALALALALALA

[thestarryblog]

Hello, stars. Hm... I could kill you all, but where's the fun in that? How about instead I just roll you into a ball and then from that ball rip your star limb things back into place in the most painful way possible? Would you shut up? Pay no mind to the false deity. If he does any 'godlike' feats, It is most likely just some convincing illusion magic. He hides behind the Guardians at the Edge of Time like the coward he is.

@tinpil

WHY IS THERE A SECOND ONE?!

-🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔-

-🟠❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️-

[thestarryblog]

ignoring whatever sloth stat has. going on

how are you, wrath?

Alright, I guess. This whole thing with the purple text guy is confusing. Does he even have a name? What does he want? Is he telling the truth? AND WHY WONT HE STOP BOTHERING ME! ITS ANNOYING

[thestarryblog]

gang... my ultimate theroy...

purple text, yeah?

you know who else speaks with purple text?

sloth star

this is all a PLOY it is BEEFING WITH ITSELF!!!! SLOTH STAR ISN'T REAL

(this is. all satire)

I wouldn't go through the trouble of talking to myself. That conversation earlier already took a lot out of me.

[thestarryblog]

Oh. In that case could I buy some drugs? I have enough of... Every currency for you pay off your... student debt if you have any... and then everyone else's. I robbed that greed star guy last time I was, uh, never mind that! @tinpil

Aw nice dude, thanks! Yeah so wh-

Hey.

Oh heyyyyyy! Did you come to buy drugs too? Sorry, already sold out by this purply guy B)

The cursed one lies. Pay no mind to the poison that he spills, he only means to trick you.

-✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️🟣🌟-

Awhhhhh dude what. Not cool!! I don't like selling to tricksters!

[tinpil]

...i genuinely need some right now YOU ANNOYING LAZY, CRYPTIC ASSHOLE! WOULD YOU STOP RUINING MY PLANS WHICH ARE, LIKE, TOTALLY SUPER EVIL AND UHHH... AND THEY EXIST?!

[thestarryblog]

"And they exist"? ...you don't have a plan, do you? All the more reason to pity you and your destructive behavior.

-😔😔😔😶😶😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆🟣✉️🟰👎👎👎📉👎📉📉👎📉👎📉👎📉😈😈😈-

-😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣-

[tinpil]

...okay, from what I'm getting here, emoji star is partially the reincarnation of my father but speaking in emojis. Also, sloth star, DON'T YOU DARE PITY ME! I will bring about the apocalypse! I WILL BRING ABOUT INFINITE SUFFERING! I WILL ENSLAVE THE OMNIVERSE... OR... SOMETHING

[thestarryblog]

-❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️🤨🤨🤨-

I still pity you. Clearly, you don't know what you're doing. You're hurt, you're hurt and you're trapped with someone you don't know. So you try to break yourself free instead of making an effort to compromise with them. You feel so stuck and hurt that you don't even realize that there's an easier path than the one you're taking. I don't know who or what hurt you, what trapped you, but I know you need to let it go. For your sake, for the sake of everyone around you.

[tinpil]

I... Uh... SHUT UP! I'm evil! I'm the ONLY true threat to existence! I WON'T FAIL BECAUSE OF SOMEONE TALKING TO ME AGAIN! I KNOW YOUR GAME! You want me to get 'redeemed' so I don't do my plans when I'm freed, and then you'll use that STUPID RITUAL to either kill me or trap me for another thousand centuries atleast!

[thestarryblog]

Even if I wanted to, I don't know what the ritual is. What I want is for you to heal. It's your choice. Either way, you won't be killing me or my family. I'll be sure of that. You can choose to heal, or you can stay hurt and mad at everyone. I don't care which one you choose. Just choose what you're ready for.

[tinpil]

That's what they ALL say! But I'm a literal DEMON! obviously you're JUST gonna ensure I remain trapped even IF I 'heal' or whatever! You stupid lazy asshat! And Wrath, just so you know, your future if I don't get freed in any timeline is the LEAST pleasant of them. Honestly, if I'm freed after a million years or more I genuinely might just let that happen still for your torture. Keep that in mind.

[thestarryblog]

You need to stop trying to bother us. I don't care about the other timelines, because we're not in them, it's just our other versions, but we won't feel their pain. And, well, while I hate to think of a timeline where i fail to protect them...thats not this timeline. Listen. I genuinely do not care if you decide to heal or not. You need to heal, and if you finally decide that you're ready to, I'll be here to try to help. But until then, I'll keep protecting them from you. And I always will.

[thestarryblog]

Oh. In that case could I buy some drugs? I have enough of... Every currency for you pay off your... student debt if you have any... and then everyone else's. I robbed that greed star guy last time I was, uh, never mind that! @tinpil

Aw nice dude, thanks! Yeah so wh-

Hey.

Oh heyyyyyy! Did you come to buy drugs too? Sorry, already sold out by this purply guy B)

The cursed one lies. Pay no mind to the poison that he spills, he only means to trick you.

-✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️🟣🌟-

Awhhhhh dude what. Not cool!! I don't like selling to tricksters!

[tinpil]

...i genuinely need some right now YOU ANNOYING LAZY, CRYPTIC ASSHOLE! WOULD YOU STOP RUINING MY PLANS WHICH ARE, LIKE, TOTALLY SUPER EVIL AND UHHH... AND THEY EXIST?!

[thestarryblog]

"And they exist"? ...you don't have a plan, do you? All the more reason to pity you and your destructive behavior.

-😔😔😔😶😶😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆🟣✉️🟰👎👎👎📉👎📉📉👎📉👎📉👎📉😈😈😈-

-😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣-

[tinpil]

...okay, from what I'm getting here, emoji star is partially the reincarnation of my father but speaking in emojis. Also, sloth star, DON'T YOU DARE PITY ME! I will bring about the apocalypse! I WILL BRING ABOUT INFINITE SUFFERING! I WILL ENSLAVE THE OMNIVERSE... OR... SOMETHING

[thestarryblog]

-❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️🤨🤨🤨-

I still pity you. Clearly, you don't know what you're doing. You're hurt, you're hurt and you're trapped with someone you don't know. So you try to break yourself free instead of making an effort to compromise with them. You feel so stuck and hurt that you don't even realize that there's an easier path than the one you're taking. I don't know who or what hurt you, what trapped you, but I know you need to let it go. For your sake, for the sake of everyone around you.

[tinpil]

I... Uh... SHUT UP! I'm evil! I'm the ONLY true threat to existence! I WON'T FAIL BECAUSE OF SOMEONE TALKING TO ME AGAIN! I KNOW YOUR GAME! You want me to get 'redeemed' so I don't do my plans when I'm freed, and then you'll use that STUPID RITUAL to either kill me or trap me for another thousand centuries atleast!

[thestarryblog]

Even if I wanted to, I don't know what the ritual is. What I want is for you to heal. It's your choice. Either way, you won't be killing me or my family. I'll be sure of that. You can choose to heal, or you can stay hurt and mad at everyone. I don't care which one you choose. Just choose what you're ready for.

[thestarryblog]

Oh. In that case could I buy some drugs? I have enough of... Every currency for you pay off your... student debt if you have any... and then everyone else's. I robbed that greed star guy last time I was, uh, never mind that! @tinpil

Aw nice dude, thanks! Yeah so wh-

Hey.

Oh heyyyyyy! Did you come to buy drugs too? Sorry, already sold out by this purply guy B)

The cursed one lies. Pay no mind to the poison that he spills, he only means to trick you.

-✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️🟣🌟-

Awhhhhh dude what. Not cool!! I don't like selling to tricksters!

[tinpil]

...i genuinely need some right now YOU ANNOYING LAZY, CRYPTIC ASSHOLE! WOULD YOU STOP RUINING MY PLANS WHICH ARE, LIKE, TOTALLY SUPER EVIL AND UHHH... AND THEY EXIST?!

[thestarryblog]

"And they exist"? ...you don't have a plan, do you? All the more reason to pity you and your destructive behavior.

-😔😔😔😶😶😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆🟣✉️🟰👎👎👎📉👎📉📉👎📉👎📉👎📉😈😈😈-

-😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣-

[tinpil]

...okay, from what I'm getting here, emoji star is partially the reincarnation of my father but speaking in emojis. Also, sloth star, DON'T YOU DARE PITY ME! I will bring about the apocalypse! I WILL BRING ABOUT INFINITE SUFFERING! I WILL ENSLAVE THE OMNIVERSE... OR... SOMETHING

[thestarryblog]

-❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️🤨🤨🤨-

I still pity you. Clearly, you don't know what you're doing. You're hurt, you're hurt and you're trapped with someone you don't know. So you try to break yourself free instead of making an effort to compromise with them. You feel so stuck and hurt that you don't even realize that there's an easier path than the one you're taking. I don't know who or what hurt you, what trapped you, but I know you need to let it go. For your sake, for the sake of everyone around you.

[thestarryblog]

Oh. In that case could I buy some drugs? I have enough of... Every currency for you pay off your... student debt if you have any... and then everyone else's. I robbed that greed star guy last time I was, uh, never mind that! @tinpil

Aw nice dude, thanks! Yeah so wh-

Hey.

Oh heyyyyyy! Did you come to buy drugs too? Sorry, already sold out by this purply guy B)

The cursed one lies. Pay no mind to the poison that he spills, he only means to trick you.

-✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️🟣🌟-

Awhhhhh dude what. Not cool!! I don't like selling to tricksters!

[tinpil]

...i genuinely need some right now YOU ANNOYING LAZY, CRYPTIC ASSHOLE! WOULD YOU STOP RUINING MY PLANS WHICH ARE, LIKE, TOTALLY SUPER EVIL AND UHHH... AND THEY EXIST?!

[thestarryblog]

"And they exist"? ...you don't have a plan, do you? All the more reason to pity you and your destructive behavior.

-😔😔😔😶😶😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆🟣✉️🟰👎👎👎📉👎📉📉👎📉👎📉👎📉😈😈😈-

-😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣-

[thestarryblog]

Clearly the ruse won't work because of that annoying lazy cryptic one, but that is no matter. Sloth, Wrath, 3D, that weird emoji star, please do consider the following: I don't know WHO THE FUCK MADE IT SO THAT YOU STARS BEING ALIVE IS ONE OF TWO THINGS KEEPING ME TRAPPED, but I do know you won't live forever. The idiot will die first, for sure. If I have to wait another million years or more, I will ensure every version of you suffers for eternity when I am freed. Every timeline, every universe, every multiverse. Anywhere and anywhen. You can either die peacefully now, or live happily until I am freed and then know nothing but pain in every plane of existence in every point in time. @tinpil

...WHAT?!

Told you it was evil.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST MESSING WITH ME OR SOMETHING

[thestarryblog]

OI! Lazy cryptic thing! My pronouns are it/that! @tinpil

..oh. sorry, I don't think you ever told me. I'll make sure to repect them from now on then.

[thestarryblog]

Don't listen to the lazy cryptic one, Wrath. They were one of them. All of them were. Except Greed but I mean, Greed was probably busy counting money or something

@tinpil

HOW. HOW COULD THEY ALL BETRAY ME LIKE THIS!! I KNEW THEY WERE IDIOTS, BUT I DIDNT KNOW-!

Wrath. Listen to me.

What do you want.

He lies.

WHO?????? YOU CANT JUST-

The one in the askbox. The tinpil blog. Was that not obvious enough already?

...uh- WELL YOU JUST SAID "HE", I HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ANYBODY ELSE WHO GOES BY THOSE PRONOUNS, IT COULDVE BEEN ALMOST ANYBODY-

Dont listen to him. He's a stranger. How can you even trust what he says?

...Heyyyy. You're right! How am I even trusting him right now...?

[thestarryblog]

☜︎💣︎⚐︎☺︎✋︎ 💧︎🏱︎☜︎✌︎😐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 💧︎❄︎✌︎☼︎📪︎ 👎︎⚐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 💧︎🏱︎☜︎✌︎😐︎ 🕈︎✋︎☠︎☝︎👎︎✋︎☠︎☝︎💧︎✍︎ ☼︎☜︎💧︎🏱︎⚐︎☠︎👎︎ 🕈︎✋︎❄︎☟︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 🕈︎⚐︎☼︎👎︎ 🏱︎🕆︎☼︎🏱︎☹︎☜︎ @tinpil

-😨😨😨😨😨😨😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰-

-😒😒😒😉😉😊😆😆😆😆😆😆👉🟣✉️🟰👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😆😆😆😆😆😆-

-🟣✉️🟰📉📉📉📉📉📉📉-

[thestarryblog]

Oh. In that case could I buy some drugs? I have enough of... Every currency for you pay off your... student debt if you have any... and then everyone else's. I robbed that greed star guy last time I was, uh, never mind that! @tinpil

Aw nice dude, thanks! Yeah so wh-

Hey.

Oh heyyyyyy! Did you come to buy drugs too? Sorry, already sold out by this purply guy B)

The cursed one lies. Pay no mind to the poison that he spills, he only means to trick you.

-✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️🟣🌟-

Awhhhhh dude what. Not cool!! I don't like selling to tricksters!

[thestarryblog]

Hey, Wrath. I heard the other stars talking about how you're an ugly, stupid, worthless idiot who can't think and thinks he's tough shit but can't even argue properly when you weren't around. Are you gonna let that stand? @tinpil

WHAT? NO! OF COURSE NOT?! WHO SAID THAT! I WANT NAMES.

The cursed one lies.

What?? STOP TALKING IN RIDDLES, IT MAKES ME FRUSTRATED!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'THE CURSED ONE'?!!?!?!

-😅😅😶😶😶😔😔👉🟣✉️🟰😈☹️☹️☹️-

I just said, IT MAKES ME FRUSTRATED WHEN YOU SPEAK IN RIDDLES. STOP IT

-🤕🤕🤕-