sneezu

SFF: tinysneezu

[tiny-snz]

does anyone have any game of thrones sneezefics? Or can anyone recommend me someone who does?

[starrynana]

bless you baby

[hobishoneyy-deactivated20220221]

ik y'all are here for bts sickfic content but- this video... i have ASCENDED (sick related btw)

https://youtu.be/-qWU9rWVtqQ

[snzzone]

Is it just me or is it really cute when someone's about to sneeze but a mishap happens right before they do 😳

(Ex: They stumble, the bump into someone, something falls on them)

[hobishoneyy-deactivated20220221]

y'all remember this? i was watching youtube and i found it

@bttwenty-whump

[anonsnzblr]

it's so hot when someone sneezes immediately as a result of something

like

someone putting pepper on food and sneezing as soon as they shake the container

someone opening their window and sneezing immediately due to not yet having taken their hayfever medication

someone spraying perfume or cologne and sneezing after spraying it once

someone opening a dusty book and sneezing after turning the first page

[hobishoneyy-deactivated20220221]

GUYS I DID IT I FOUND MORE CONTENT. so i was scrolling through youtube (i was looking for stuff like this👀👀) and i found:

this clip (i listened to it a lot of times) and it seems to be a video of jimin sneezing and then choking and like coughing cuz of the sudden power of it. but; that's not all folks. part 2 coming in.. a couple seconds

@snifflyjoonie @bttwenty-whump come eat up this content

[snifflyjoonie-deactivated202410]

J/imin snz from In The Soop ep. 3 — there was so much content this episode I can’t stop vibrating!!

edit: sorry about the way the clip has the fucking pause bar in the beginning clearly I was too excited 💀✌🏻

[blooming-trees]

Just… allergies. Tickly, drippy, sneezy, relentless allergies. Rub that itchy, red nose as much as you like, it’s only going to make the itch even worse. Fuck, allergies are hot. *whimpers*

[sniffles-and-tickles]

imagine hardcore making out with someone who’s mid allergy fit. regardless of if they turn away from you to sneeze or if they bury it in your shoulder, it’s hot. when your lips lock again you can feel the moisture on their nose and upper lip, and you can feel their nose twitch against your skin as they prepare for the next sneeze. every few seconds they pull a shaky breath and you know what’s about to happen

[ineedmysickfix]

I keep thinking about photic sneezes and this scenario of an actor having it and having to deal with paparazzi on a red carpet

Like they know the flashing lights of the cameras are gonna set them off so what do they do? Are they gonna have their assistant or someone warn the paparazzi to not use the flash? (Unlikely but a nice thought)

Or are they gonna have to deal with it? Having to try to looks their best while either:

1. Sneezing every couple seconds, recovering enough to make some attempt at looking nice. Maybe having to turn away from the cameras to hide their face/having to constantly have a handkerchief to hide behind

2. Stifle their way through the whole thing, resulting in “unflattering” pictures. The tabloids after the event depicting their tear streaked and red raw nose

[snzkoi-deactivated3743004-deact]

it’s so hot when you hear that kind of sneeze that’s just really expressive and vocal and loud but it has a really clear sneeze shape to it (please tell me you know what i mean) that kind of implies that the outrageousness wasn’t fully voluntary. and i love when it happens in a public setting (or at least among a group of other people) and it’s apparent that the person didn’t even bother trying not to interrupt - the urgency of a sneeze always takes priority

[temporarilyunspokensneezes]

I'm sure this has been said before but when someone has different sneezes for different allergies? Like dust makes them super drippy and their sneezes super wet and clipped. Pollen makes them itchy and their nose quickly turns pink from all the squishy rubs and their sneezes sound dry and itchy and desperate and drawn out.

[tiny-snz]

🥵

[snzs]

recently obsessed with harsh stifles followed by soft sighs

[sneezegalaxy]

Okay obviously I love a scenario with partners where one comes pre-installed with the fetish but it’s also so wildly hot when they just like....start off as vanilla but then observe their partner’s habits around sneezing/actually sneezing itself, and they just start to feel this warmth and affection for it that very steadily develops into something that turns them on so completely

It’s a very sudden change, they’re just chilling out in bed reading as their partner has an allergic fit—-this isn’t unusual so they’re used to it! But they notice the way their partner fans beneath their nose, hitching with this helpless, needing expression as their brows bunch and chest heaves before sneezing with such a satisfying release

And they’re like “oh hmm shit something is different inside of me” and from then on they get this little spark of excitement whenever their partner gears up for—

[snifflyjoonie-deactivated202410]

check out this awesome Y/ugyeom find one of my followers just sent me!! I clipped it immediately, lol. I kept the video running a bit longer than normal for J/ackson’s second tiny “are you okay?” and for the potential 4th snz

[snifflyjoonie-deactivated202410]

Bless You, Too

In which being a florist and a sympathy sneezer sometimes makes Jimin’s life harder than it needs to be, especially when a cute customer comes in and starts sniffling. 

Snz-centric with Jimin & Yoongi as the “sickies” and no one as the caretaker lol.

Word Count: 2590

This is an AU! Just a heads up. There is also implications of Yoonmin (which I hope you don’t mind, anon! <3) 

Alright guys! I’m excited this took me way less time than normal. I love AUs so this was a lot of fun. I hope I did the request justice! It was a super cute prompt lol. I hope you guys enjoy, as always!!

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The small tinkling of his floral shop’s overhead bell pulled Jimin’s attention away from the book he had been reading while slouched lazily against the front counter. 

“Hello! Welcome!” He called automatically, quickly slipping one of his business cards in-between his current pages as he straightened himself upwards with a tiny grunt.

The client, a blonde haired man who looked to be somewhat close to his age, gave an acknowledging nod in his direction before shuffling his way towards one of the shop’s many displays. 

“Is there anything I can help you with?” Jimin asked politely as he tried to flash the stranger his best customer service smile. “Anything you’re trying to find?”

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[tiny-snz]

hajjwkahaksjjd I love this, I live for this