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call me lev, they/them snz fan :) if you don’t literally get off to sneezing then this is not for you. sometimes nsfw. 25 and if you’re under 18 then click away

[n0seferatu]

fuck me now now now fuck me now sorry i mean bless you

[sniffles-and-tickles]

hi i hope you feel better soon!! and if you feel like you still have the infection i hope you get a prescription for more antibiotics!! ❤️

hi thank you!!! the chronic congestion and runny nose was killing me so i’m at least glad i wasn’t delusional but also that’s still my fear that like. maybe i’m still not all the way better 😭 but maybe i’m delusional about that one also lmao

[ithadtobesneezing]

the girls who get it get it

[sniffles-and-tickles]

was sick in february with a fever for days and a cold thst just felt like it never went away. congestion and sneezing even months after. went to the doctor and found out i have an ear infection that’s just been persisting since february, or developing since then which does explain the issue. now i’m Thinking about characters

[saltandsneezes]

can't stop thinking about someone sneezing so desperately and/or aggressively that their only response is to swear. the other day, one of my (very attractive) coworkers said, 'oh my fucking god' after sneezing so intensely and it was so hot. like wtf why is that so attractive...?

[snifles]

something about a breathless whisper of a “thank you” after a tender, intimate murmered “bless you”

[sniffles-and-tickles]

logging in and posting for the first time in months to say that i’m 25 now and also that i have been trying to write recently. been working on my reawakened young love hay/mitch since the new book came out in hopes of reviving some level of passion. it’s kinda working because i love him and always have

anyways… what’s been going on here? it’s been many months please someone tell me if i missed anything interesting or particularly fun lol

[debachoory]

The Challenge for @ladygallatea

[sickromancer]

I just learned that back on the 1600s Pope Urban VIII banned snuff in Vatican because it caused sneezing, and sneezing was just too sinful a delight, resembling orgasm.

Honestly anyone who calls this fetish absurd is just absurd themself.

(also now thinking about young men of religion smuggling snuff into Vatican on 1600s and sharing it with their friends in a secret absolutely not an orgy.)

[lostatsneeze]

I learned this fun fact as a preteen in French Catholic school. It did irreversible damage to my brain.

[terrestrialyarn]

Habitual shirt-collar sneezers automatically reaching to pull their collar up when they're shirtless or in lingerie and ending up just sneezing uncovered towards their chest.

[juxtaposedrose]

loud violent sneeze femme x desperate fittish sneeze butch

[snezus-christ-risen]

When you can HEAR the relief in that sneeze that someone was clearly waiting on for a while

[thegiantsneeze-deactivated20260]

Gotta love a vintage comic book sneeze.

[mousegirlheart]

why is that slimegirl skinny? make her fat. give her more goo to work with

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

[mousegirlheart]

you get it

[spring-flowers14]

A fancy historical lady wearing a voluminous gown, which her secret lover loves to get under to give her some much needed attention. One day, while this is happening they're suddenly interrupted by another--and no one can know about their trysts. However,the lover is allergic to something in the surrounding area (pollen filled gardens, dusty room, the ladys own perfume/powders) and is now also trying not to sneeze and give themselves away

The lady on the other hand must maintain her composure and conversation and distract from the sniffles and hitchesbeneathhed skirts while feeling her lover rubbing their nose along her stocking covered thighs as they itch their nose while also continuing to tease her

Bonus if she's very much into this scenario and uses the opportunity to tease her lover by saying and doing things to rile them up and make them even more likely to sneeze

[sickosdotjpg]

i admit i've never really been much of one for the, like, giantess type of scenarios. but that said? the big fairies from b//ot/w? yeah.

[sickosdotjpg]

hear me out,

[lostatsneeze]

I made a prompt game! I’m calling it a 6x6 Misery Maker.

It’s a dice game: your character is in the situation at the top, in this case “Sick at a Formal Ball”, and then you can either pick a category or roll a d6 for a random category, then roll a second d6. The number you roll corresponds to a row. The prompt in the column you chose and the row you roll is yours!

(If you just pick your favorite prompt without consulting the dice, no one has to know.)