no1curr ltd.

Oh hi there! I'm Carrie. I like to say words and draw pictures and make people laugh. I also like a lot of stuff, including Evangelion, Touhou Project, Precure, PriPara, F/GO, Kirby, and Pokemon. I run a video game stream twice a week on Twitch @ Carrieface. It's pretty cool. You should join us.

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I’m going to draw even more dumb queer shit this month and that’s both a promise and a threat (some of it might even be NOT deeply cursed, if you’re lucky.)

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“Carrie, I can’t believe you drew (implied) problematic het on the first day of Pride Month,” says an entirely imagined voice somewhere in the distance. You’re right. You’re absolute right. I’m sorry. That’s not really in the spirit of things at all. Here’s some (overt) toxic yaoi I drew tonight instead.

… … Hm? What’s that? “This is actually somehow even worse, I think,” you say? Ah. Well. Tehepero~ ☆~ (˃̵ڡ‘˶ )

(Little bit of extra chatter and uh, headcanon ig? under the cut ‘cause I don’t feel like writing it all in the tags.)

In addition to thinking about his whole deal with Mash, I actually really love thinking about Beryl’s weird and messed up dynamic with Romani and the other Crypters, so unfortunately for everyone this sort of thing was not drawn 100% ironically and will probably happen again. Sorry. Very sorry.

Also ftr I do not think either of them would be, like, ACTUALLY attracted to the other but I do sort of feel that Beryl, who enjoys seeing people uncomfortable and miserable, wouldn’t have a problem doing weirdly invasive homoerotic shit to get a rise out of someone.

I think that Pepe and Kirschtaria would probably put up the best matchup in terms of Weirdly Antagonistic Gay Chicken, with Roman as a close third. (Kadoc folds almost immediately and Daybit completely no sells him.)

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(SpongeBob fish voice) How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Mr. Gut?

So after I posted my most recent drawing of Beryl on bsky yesterday, my friend Xander replies with a photoshop he made of the Cap’n Crunch Oops! All Berries cereal box but instead it said Oops! All Beryls and had his portrait overlaid on top of Cap’n Crunch and with lots of little disembodied Beryl heads in place of many of the berry pieces.

Somehow or another, this comic beamed itself directly into my mind after that and I was up until nearly 2am finishing it.

(The original photoshop shitpost is below the cut, btw, if you want to see it in all its glory. )

Jesus Christ that’s huge when you put it on tumblr. Well, anyway. There you go.

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Sometimes it’s agonizing to care about characters or ships or even a piece of media as a whole that no one else seems to care about because you’ve got all these thoughts and it feels largely like just yelling into a void.

On the other hand, it does mean I can do basically whatever I want without being bothered, which I suppose is nice in its own way?

As a creative, at the end of the day, I’m often just making food for myself first and foremost. It can be a good motivator and means of improving one’s craft. If I can slowly infect other people with my brainworms along the way? All the better.

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Beryl Gut did basically everything wrong and I love that about him.

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The other day I learned about some fun parallels between one of my buddy @nightingaletherobber’s FFXIV OCs (Vespertine) and my own (Ochre) and then I immediately sat down and drew this hypothetical networking situation like a woman possessed. RIP buddy you will be missed. 😔

The third drawing is of Ochre’s coworker/senpai Didise, who I imagine is standing just off to the side during the interactions in the first two drawings and staring a hole through Vespertine because he has critically failed her vibe check.

(PS: Check out Valya’s FFXIV side blog @bala-xiv also. Her gposes and stuff are fresh as hell.)

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[AD: A 25 second mashup of the Splatoon Victory theme and Out of Touch by Hall & Oates. The Out of Touch lyrics are inarticulate as they are similar to the inkling’s voice (high-pitched gurgling). The audio is labeled, “happy thursday.” End AD.]

[ID: A cropped Google search result. The text reads, “Splatoon / Initial release date, May 28, 2015.” On the right is the box art for Splatoon. End ID.]

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Having a vague idea of a scene you want to draw but not being able to decide what characters to put in it is so frustrating. The reverse when you have the characters but no ideas for what they should do is also terrible.

The muses are truly fickle.

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What the hell is going on with this website/app? Like genuinely. I come in here at any given time and it’s loading an different stream of content in a different order on my followed tab.

I have no idea when anything was actually posted. I replied to something today and cannot find it after looking days (?) back.

Absolute trash fire.

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Coming back to this literally over two years later to announce I discovered the potential culprit entirely by accident when going through the settings in the app today to ensure my asks were still open.

That one at the top? Was turned on and presumably auto-turned itself on whenever that feature was first introduced (probably during the period where I wasn’t using/visiting tumblr.)

Absolute nonsense and I don’t know why it exists and is turned on by default. ANYWAY. Hopefully I’ll finally see people posting shit in consistent chronological order again? 🙏

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For the character ask game!! Reimu Hakurei 7, 8 and 12!!

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

I’m gonna be real with you fam I don’t actively engage with most of the touhou fandom that much (or any fandom, rly) and when I do it’s usually purely in relation the dumb obscure characters I care about rather than any of the main and/or popular characters. LOL!

I don’t really know a ton about what they’re doing with Reimu out there. Uhhh??? I like when people draw the little differences in of her outfits and appearances between games and don’t just default to what we’d consider the “standard” look. Those little flourishes - something new with her hair, a different kerchief, some extra lacework or embroidery - are always charming details to me.

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

Despise is a really strong word, hahaha. I definitely wouldn’t go that far. I do think that whenever people make “super jaded and irritable stone cold ruthless youkai exterminator” her key personality traits, though, it’s kind of boring and flattening her character? It can be funny for an occasional gag, sure, but there’s also more to her than that.

I will be the first to confess I haven’t actually properly played/dug into the storylines for the games in ages and I’ve never read the various supplementary material in depth so my grasp of her strictly canonical personality is perhaps a bit hazy, but I dunno man.

Yes, she can be a strikingly blunt hardass sometimes and she’s prone to jump to conclusions, but she can also be pretty laid back and chill and FUNNY! She is actually kind of a weirdo and a goofball!! I feel like due to her job as shrine maiden, she is constantly having to play the role of straight man/tsukkomi to an ever increasing list of weirdo gods and youkai. Does it exasperate her sometimes? Absolutely, and understandably so. But I think she stays silly.

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

Uhhh idk man. Does “Genjii still lives at the shrine, he is just enjoying his retirement off-screen” count? I know that the Windows games are,like, ~officially~ regarded as sort of a reboot/separate canon from PC98 but I basically always fall back to the idea of them sharing a single timeline, be that in the form of PC98 Reimu being a predecessor or simply the plucky younger days of our current all-too-familiar shrine maiden. I just think it’s more fun that way.

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CHARACTER ASK GAME!!! 💫

Send a character + one or more of these question IN THE INBOX. Don't reply on the post!

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

10. Could you be best friends with this character?

11. Would you date this character?

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?

23. Favorite picture of this character?

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

26. What's something the character has done you can't get over? Be it something funny, bad, good, serious, whatever?

27. What is a color or colors that you think of when you think of this character, be it their canon color(s) or not?

28. If you could have this character meet another in another media, who would you have them meet?

29. Could you live as this character, would you? If not, what would you change so that you could?

30. FREEBIE QUESTION!!

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Something something the latent homoeroticism of your worstie rival pulling you close by the necktie so he can scream at you during an argument, you feel me?

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The line between rage-baiting and flirting grows more blurred every day.

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Something something the latent homoeroticism of your worstie rival pulling you close by the necktie so he can scream at you during an argument, you feel me?

EDIT: btw I just realized like a week later that I don’t actually know if reblogs show up in the main search tags SO if you see this and also want to see the additional stupid follow-up comic I made about it, check out this version of the post instead. Okay bye ☆

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Me, lying down on the floor underneath my desk at the office: I’m so done

My work calendar reminders: ice cream bar tomorrow! : )

Me, slowly picking myself back up: alright, aright…

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Couldn’t decide what to draw last night so I pulled up a photo and started doing a face study. The model’s eyes in particular made me think of Roy Lichtenstein’s art so I swerved and decided to try and do a bit of a take on his style.

I think it turned out alright? It was an interesting experiment, if nothing else. You might need to zoom in to appreciate the patterns of it, tho.

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Ordered my favorite food from a local restaurant today as a treat to myself for being an exceptionally hard worker over the weekend.

If you read this, please remember to be kind to yourself, too. Don’t push too hard when you can avoid it and when you do have to push hard, remember to celebrate your achievements.

You’re doing great.

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I probably spent more time looking up clothes for this outfit than I did actually drawing the piece whoops.

Steal his look links below the cut (including a photo of the patch on his pants ‘cause I drew it super small and it’s too cute to not be acknowledged properly):

Frog T-shirt by Tokyo Tiger

Silliest Clown Sew-on Patch by HappyFlapsHandmade on Etsy

Obligatory Ska Shoes by Vans