My Friends Incorrect Quotes
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Mira Angel: Hey Dad, what are you doing?
Dad Angel: I'm messing with my smoke machine.
Mira Angel: But that's a DVD player-
Dad Angel: Any device can be a smoke machine if you screw with it bad enough.
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Tinychu E-boy: Why are your tongues purple?
Tinychusnowflake: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Kylie: And I had a red one.
Tinychu E-boy: Oh, so you drank each other's slushies?
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Mira Angel: Congratulations, you only have one more day until Nacho day!
Ben: That's the most hopeful thing I've heard all day.
Kip: But what if I die and never eat any nachos?
Meemersfeemers: Then tommorrow is nacho lucky day.
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Tinychusnowflake: Why are Mira and Kip sitting with their backs to each other?
Tinychusnowflake: Then why are they holding hands?
Ben: They get sad when they fight.
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Oversensitive-whore: On a scale from 'damn daniel' to 'fre sha vaca do', how are you feeling?
Kip: In between 'its an avocado, thanks' and how did you defeat captain america' but as a solid answer, I would say 'i dont need a degree to be a clothing hanger'. How bout you, Ben?
Ben: Probably 'road work ahead'.
Karmaspidr: I speak many languages, but this
Karmaspidr: This is not one of them