this blog is a mess, just like my life

21. star wars nerd. hufflepuff. future vagabond.

[givemeinternet]

[rogerdabbit]

I’ve been waiting for 364 days to reblog this.

[babyanimalgifs]

this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen

[arciifer-deactivated20180806]

To the people in the comments saying the guy is doing this “just for show”

He’s not

With this kind of bird, they are VERY attached to their cages, so if you need to replace the cage, you need to the show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one. It’s upset bc the cage it liked is gone, but the cage was too small for it so it needs to be replaced. The bird is fine.

[alittlebitridiculous]

Thank you for explaining that! I’ve been wondering about this video.

[candiikismet]

That bird was livid!

[trapcard]

that bird sound like a white frat boy who found out his momma cut off his xbox live subscription

[with-practice]

this is the funniest shit i’ve seen all 2017

[atasteoflee]

I am dying , sis is pissedt!

[tinyrosebuds]

I could really, really use a friend right now..

[tinyrosebuds]

Don't mind me i just wanna kill myself

[rendzina]

over coffee with my mom this morning: “sometimes we hesitate to invite people into our life because we feel like our space isn’t good enough yet. things are a little messy, or our place settings don’t match, or our situation isn’t quite what we want it to be. don’t let that stop you. invite people in anyway.”

[jaimeswritings]

This hit me a little too hard.

[darlinghogwarts]

what if elle woods from legally blonde had been harry’s lawyer during his hearing in the order of the phoenix

[solstilla]

Elle vs. Umbridge is a fight I’d pay to see

[space-snake]

Good pink vs Bad pink

[emmysmusings]

“You can produce a full patronus?”

“What, like it’s hard?”

[justhurtingalot]

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

[christichris]

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

[digitalzzombie]

Great! How do I uninstall it?

[sandflake]

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

[mymindcontinuestobecomeabstract]

THIS is the best post ever. 

[herokind-archive]

THIS.

[yaexrae]

Unjustly imprisoned!!

[imploder]

free her

[crap-userrname16]

[dancingmuppet]

FUCKING ASSASSINATE THE FIRE

[armedandgayngerous]

b e g o n e, HOT

[wiccangoddes]

[meanwhilepoetry]

Raise your daughters to shout, to scream, to hold their heads up high for being themselves before society tries to teach them how to silence themselves, how to wear shame like it is a second skin. Let them taste rebellion from the moment they are born and watch them become flames to start a revolution.

Nikita Gill (via meanwhilepoetry)

[the-soul-tribe-deactivated20180]

forgive yourself for everything; you were only learning what it means to be human.

Mark Anthony (via the-soul-tribe)

[tinyrosebuds]

Merch idea

A picture of a turtle with the caption, "its a metaphor, see" under it

(Similar to hazel's "this is not a pipe")

[tinyrosebuds]

"There's no shame in asking for help. What you should be ashamed of is taking advantage of someone who has gone out of their way to help you."

-Kealoha Rose

[goodassdog]

[daily-showerthoughts]

Life is just a sexually-transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate.