venom

[tinytangerine1001]

I wanted tags for my personal posts so after some deep and meaningful conversations with my mutuals, I have come down to these -

venomenominon and the archer shoots for the usual or positive posts and asks (you know what I mean)

Veracious Vents with Venom and venom spits for, you guessed it, my venting or rageful posts and asks (perhaps rageful is too strong a word but you get the gist)

venom spawns for everything that has my thoughts and opinions I guess (I thought of this last night, late night brain rot hits different)

Special courtesy: @missy832001 @stripedwolf88 @yumiw95 Thank you lovely mutuals for your helpful inputs and suggestions 🤍🤍🤍

[astrophallus]

PHM + PRIDE aroace

[hxneyfarm]

Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[tj-crochets]

My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

[tj-crochets]

Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½

[tj-crochets]

I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!”  So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is

[tj-crochets]

Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone

[tj-crochets]

Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!

[tj-crochets]

An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month

[tj-crochets]

Happy pride month!!

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy detected!

[firstethicalpisces]

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[poneappol]

this fanfiction shit easy

[technically-human]

Pray for us sinners

[rexlottie]

(x)

[chewablepebbles]

In love with this

[first-sight-and-second-thoughts]

hi I love this so much and you have made the world a better place by doing this. more people should follow this example. this should become a thing

[stars-flowers-meteorshowers-dea]

[Image ID: tags by thesixthstar reading:

#god i love the weird shit people do in college #every time we ordered a pizza we would give our cash tip inside a hand written thank you card #that our apartment.any guests had collaboratively composed with flowery language #thanking the delivery person and pizza chef by name #(since the tracker told ou the name of the employees making and delivering your pizza) #and 95% of the time we'd leave a lipstick kiss and a spritz of perfume on the note #one delivery girl texted us after she got into her little dominoes car to say we made her night #it was great

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[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[simandy]

Do you guys know what an Ypê is? You need to know what an Ypê is.

Now you know what an Ypê is. Come to Brazil we have colorful flower ball tree everywhere

[nyctoheart]

these tags are so funnyyyy