Domestic future Sebek x fem!reader is so back.
Reader being the type to gush about her husband to her friends, family, people they knew from college, etc. Even to Malleus when he invites her for a chat (she's got that privilege).
Bonus point if he also does the same about his wife to his fellow guards.
Synopsis. You and your husband are severely down bad for each other...
Pairing. Sebek Z. x Fem! Reader
Contains. HUSBAND SEBEK ONCE AGAINNNN, two of (y/n)'s random friends, Sebek is a knight, mentions of having children, Silver and Lilia always at the scene of the crime
a/n Actually why can't he be real like there's no man in the world who would be better than Sebek Zigvolt and I mean that literally
Everyone was almost completely sick and tired of Sebek and his wife. Almost...
See, the couple had a bit of a problem: they could not stop gushing over eachother! I mean, people were used to Sebek absolutely fawning over the people he held in the highest regard, but it seemed as though (y/n) had picked up her husband's habits over time...
Like today, (y/n) was out with her two girl friends from college. They'd known about Sebek since their first day of college because of (y/n)'s history with him.
The girls knew that their friend was madly in love with the crocodile, but they didn't realize how bad it would get after their wedding...
"Mia, Sarah, you don't understand, he was sooooo cute that night when it was raining!" (y/n) flushed as the girls sipped their coffee, rolling their eyes at the woman's antics,"There was a puddle in front of us and he literally took off his coat and put it over my shoulders, THEN, he PICKED ME UP -- like a princess -- and carried me OVER the puddle until we got to the car. Isn't he so sweet??!!"
"Yup, we already know about that story, you've told us ten times--" "and counting--" " since it happened." The girls deadpanned
"Okay but can you really blame me?" (y/n) shrugged as she took a sip of coffee, "He's just, like, the perfect guy, y'know?"
"He's also loud..." Mia giggled. She watched as (y/n) frowned... "I mean that in a kind way though! Like, you could find him anywhere." Mia was quick to choke out.
Sarah nodded at her words, "Yeah, but maybe our type is just quiet guys."
A pout graced (y/n)'s lips, "Do you guys not like him?"
Mia and Sarah looked at the woman with wide eyes, "Huh??!!" they shouted in unison.
"(y/n) babe, he's perfect for you! We were just teasing you!" Sarah said, holding one of (y/n)'s hands.
"Yeah, whenever we come over, you two are the cutest! He's a lot better than your ex boyfriends."
(y/n) cackled at her friends affirmations. "Oh my gosh, okay, okay, I get it!"
A couple of days later, Sebek was out getting drinks with a couple of his buddies from the military, along with Silver and Lilia of course. (Malleus could not be here because he had too much work as the prince of Briar Valley... He will be in all of our fondest memories while he hunched over the paper work he must do.)
Sebek was slightly, just a tiiiiny bit, intoxicated. Lilia convinced him that it would be a good opportunity to de-stress over some good beer. As the young man looked up to Lilia so much, he agreed and drank a bit... which ended up becoming one full cup. Yet, the man has some self control-- one was enough for him.
He was slightly hunched over as his buddies laughed about life and such, then, they brought up their home lives... Sebek perked up after hearing about his friend talking about his wife who was at home with their two kids, "Yeah man, she's so good with the kids. She's home with 'em right now."
The man turned to Sebek who was listening, mysteriously quiet, "What about you Zigvolt? You got any kids on the way?" He smirked,"We know how much you like talking about your wife, so I'm sure you'd tell us if you were having kids in some poetic sonnet about (y/n)." The man giggled as he elbowed Sebek.
The crocodile fae's eyes brightened up, "YES!! MY WIFE IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL AND IS EXCELLENT WITH CHILDREN!!!" he boomed, "WE HAVE NONE YET, BUT I DO HOPE WE WILL SOON-- THE ZIGVOLT BLOODLINE WILL LIVE ON!!!!!"
Lilia was hunched over laughing as the whole bar looked at Sebek who's whole face was flushed pink at this point. All of his buddies cheered him on, one even asking how many he planned on having.
"MY WIFE AND I WILL HAVE AS MANY AS SHE WISHES!!! I AM SIMPLY AT HER EVERY BECKONING CALL!!"
Silver was trying to get through to the man, pulling him to sit back down at the bar, but Sebek was determined to let all of Briar Valley know how incredible his wife is.
"SHE IS THE WIND BENEATH MY METAPHORICAL WINGS!!! IF I RELIED ON PHOTOSYNTHESIS TO LIVE SHE WOULD BE THE SUN!!! WHEN I DIE SHE WILL BE THE FIRST ANGEL I LAY MY EYES ON--"
The man, intoxicated after one drink, began crying while yelling at the top of his lungs about how incredible his wife was. The whole bar probably knew her name at this point: The incredible and angelic Mrs. (y/n) Zigvolt...
Lilia was choking on laughter trying to relay the message to (y/n) who was at home cooking dinner for herself.
With a bit of Silver's assistance, Lilia switched the call to a Facetime... When the camera panned to Sebek who was still actively bawling his eyes out whilst preaching about her greatness, she couldn't help but gawk at him... It wasn't often he'd get drunk, but she guessed that made him a bit more of a lightweight than she thought he was.
She would then have to get herself all tidied up to pick Sebek up from his fun and emotional night where he spent the car ride home talking about how beautiful and strong their children would be and how (y/n) was a goddess of some sort... his tangent would then turn into eloquent speeches about his duty to Malleus... then turns it back to (y/n) somehow....
They both had a raging headache the next morning.
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