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indie selective humanized!bb-8. written by blossom ( 25 / PST / she/her ).

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( CLASSIIFIEDDROID. ) independent, selective, head-canoned humanized BB-8. penned by blossom (she/her). 21+, pst. read my rules before interacting! about BB-8! / rules!

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens  {Sentence Starters}

“You need a pilot.“

“I can fly anything.“

“You’re a monster!“

“You. You’re afraid.”

“Thank you, my friend.“

“Escape now, hug later.“

“A lot of rumors. Stories.”

“Oh, really? You’re cold?“

“You’re offering me a job.“

“I wouldn’t be nice to you.“

“These are your first steps.“

“I can do this. I can do this.“

“I’m not who you think I am.“

“May the Force be with you.“

“Okay. Stay calm. Stay calm.“

“And you’ll drop your weapon.“

“What should we do with her?“

“I will finish… what you started.“

“Take care of yourself… please.“

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.“

“Why? Why are you helping me?“

“Leave here with me. Come home.“

“And I’ll let nothing stand in our way.“

“Classified, really? Me too. Big secret.“

“That’s why I did it. So you’d miss me.“

“Do you know what happened to him?“

“We’ll figure it out. We’ll use the Force.”

“That’s why I’m giving it to you. Take it.“

“Do I talk first or you talk first? I talk first?“

“They’ll slaughter us. We all need to run.“

“Hurt him? He almost killed me six times!“

“Oh, my dear friend, how I’ve missed you.“

“This map’s not complete. It’s just a piece.“

“I’m not sure what we’re walking into here.“

“Something far worse has happened to you.“

“Show me again the power of the darkness.”

“Women always figure out the truth. Always.“

“I’ll tighten those restraints, scavenger scum.“

“I can’t explain it. And you wouldn’t believe it.“

“Same thing I always do. Talk my way out of it.“

“Well, because of you, now we have a chance.“

“I made a choice. I wasn’t going to kill for them.“

“Is there a garbage chute… or trash compactor?“

“What was your job when you were based here?“

“I’m being torn apart. I want to be free of this pain.“

“Little bit more to it than that. You got a lot to learn.“

“And I’m in charge. I’m in charge, now! I’m in charge!”

“I didn’t know there was this much green in the whole galaxy.“

“Okay. How do we blow it up? There’s always a way to do that.“

“When he gets what he wants, he’ll crush you. You know it’s true.“

“You don’t know a thing about me. Where I’m from. What I’ve seen.“

“I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.”

“You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.“

“I’ve traveled too far and seen too much to ignore the despair in the galaxy.“

“I used to wonder about that myself. Thought it was a bunch of mumbo-jumbo.“

“You know, no matter how much we fought… I’ve always hated watching you leave.“

“If you live long enough, you see the same eyes in different people. I’m looking at the eyes of a man who wants to run.“

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baldur's gate 3 starters (part 2)

part 2 / ? .

❝ i’m also worried about me, but i somehow seem to be worried about you more. ❞ ❝ you put the stars to shame. let’s sit here a little while - i want to drink you in. ❞ ❝ i’d tell you not to get in trouble, but i suspect it will find you whether you like it or not. ❞ ❝ well, this seems as good a time as any for me to stop babbling on. ❞ ❝ i just….need some air…clear my head. ❞ ❝ it’s been a long time since i shed a tear. i don’t even know how long. ❞ ❝ i had a feeling you’d show up. it’s sort of our thing. like it’s fate or something. ❞ ❝ i do appreciate your enthusiasm, but let's try to restrain ourselves a little. ❞ ❝ if that was an attempt at flirting, i should let you know i prefer the strong, silent type. ❞ ❝ no matter how far you come, you’re still on the road to ruin. ❞ ❝ i thought you a hunter. wrong. you’re prey - small. snivelling. pathetic. ❞ ❝ and what am i owed? what about the injustices i’ve suffered - am i not entitled to anything? ❞ ❝ i can’t help but feel the strangest twinge of disgust as i look upon you. ❞ ❝ i trust that you will continue to remember who is really on your side. ❞ ❝ better a short life built on truth than immortality woven of lies. ❞ ❝ i won’t make excuses. i can’t make amends. but i want to help, if you’ll let me. ❞ ❝ gods, it’s horrifying…and a touch fascinating. ❞ ❝ there are many names for you --- and all of them inspire dread. ❞ ❝ destiny is at your door; won’t you at least twitch the curtain? ❞ ❝ the gravest crimes committed in this world are committed for love. a hunger crueller than bloodlust. ❞ ❝ you’ve got a backbone, and the makings of a leader. ❞ ❝ revenge sounds so sweet until you’ve taken it. then all you have is…no one left to blame. ❞ ❝ some mistakes can’t be resolved with an apology. some mistakes, you have to carry with you, forever. ❞ ❝ you’re plotting something, aren’t you? come on then - out with it. ❞ ❝ this is not good, if i may state the obvious. ❞ ❝ think of all we’ve been through just to get to this moment. that wasn’t luck. that was us. ❞ ❝ feel like i should laugh but i’m just too godsdamned tired. ❞ ❝ there is something i lost…no, had taken from me. i want it all back. ❞ ❝ careful - you’re in very real danger of hurting my feelings. ❞ ❝ one thing i’ve learned - real saviours never label themselves as such. ❞ ❝ less thinking of bad thoughts, and more breaking of bad bones. ❞ ❝ i rather like interfering. it’s kind of my thing. ❞ ❝ evil is evil, even if it once was innocent. ❞ ❝ you know, i've been catching myself smiling more lately. i think that's your fault.. ❞ ❝ oh, i’m no innocent. but evil? you tell me. ❞ ❝ i still want to believe you’re better than that. but even i am having my doubts. ❞ ❝ i can’t afford to lose my nerve. safer to just not think, and keep forging ahead. ❞ ❝ when all this is over, will you stay with me? for good? ❞ ❝ this is not good, if i may state the obvious. ❞ ❝ is there a reason you're always such an utter drip? do you have some sort of condition? honestly, it's like you hate good news. ❞ ❝ all of nature’s beauty pales in comparison to you. ❞ ❝ i can’t save you from yourself. it hurts terribly, but i can’t. ❞ ❝ if i seem suddenly flush with hope and soft feeling, you have only yourself to blame. ❞ ❝ is there good and evil within us all? ❞

❝ i’ve been watching you fight. your skills are improving. ❞ ❝ you know, for all the sense of dread and horror seeping through this place, i really feel quite at home here. ❞ ❝ and you? you’re wholly without vice or sin or the occasional lapse in judgement? ❞ ❝ i wager you don’t even know how extraordinary you truly are. but i do. ❞ ❝ one might say you’re paragon of luck. i’ll be there when it runs out. ❞ ❝ i've always had a soft spot for the confident ones…they always disappoint though. ❞ ❝ i concealed nothing from you. i simply left out the details that were not pertinent. ❞ ❝ you’re an odd friend. but, i suppose, a friend still. ❞ ❝ i won’t let you do this. i won’t let you win. ❞ ❝ you are my puppet. make no mistake. without me, you have no value. ❞ ❝ well, this seems like a lovely little spot. the sense of impending doom aside. ❞ ❝ whoever your enemies are, they have good reason to fear you. ❞ ❝ this place is astonishing, a bard’s tale made real. ❞ ❝ i may not regret my actions, but i do regret that they were necessary. ❞ ❝ experience has taught me that no matter how bleak things look, there’s always hope. ❞ ❝ if this adventure has taught me anything, it’s that there are things in this world more valuable than power. ❞ ❝ a wise man learns from his mistakes, and strives not to repeat them. ❞ ❝ no more hiding things from me. agreed? ❞ ❝ my friend. my companion. i adore you. ❞ ❝ your face is sour. by all means leave, if i am so distasteful. ❞ ❝ careful, it’s dark around here. would be a terrible shame to lose you forever. ❞ ❝ you startled me. i…i was miles away. ❞ ❝ you have to know who i was. you have to know who i really am. ❞ ❝ nothing special, of course. you’re only the first person who i truly care for. ❞ ❝ you’ve got a backbone, and the makings of a leader. ❞ ❝ anything you ask, i’ll answer as honestly as i can. ❞

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ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY NOVELIZATION PROMPTS *  assorted lines from the book by alexander freed, adjust as necessary ** credit to the amazing vicioushope for providing the content :)

if there’s anything else, make it quick.

whatever i do, i do it to protect you.

you’re confusing peace with terror.

you wanted to kill people.

we have to start somewhere.

you’ll never win.

we have a long ride ahead of us.

you called me. you knew this was important.

i don’t know! i shouldn’t have even said this much.

everything you told me, it’s real?

you also have to give me a chance.

what part of urgent message do you not understand?

do you want a warning? before i do it?

i will kill you then.

you want to get out of here?

you are being rescued.

you’re still mad, aren’t you?

it’s a chance for you to make a fresh start.

there’s a bounty on your head.

when was the last time you were in contact with your father?

i like to think he’s dead.

i’ve never had the luxury of political opinions.

trust goes both ways.

i’ll always protect you.

i’m surprised you’re so concerned with my safety.

i’m not concerned. i’m just worried our enemies might miss you and hit me.

doesn’t sound so bad to me.

no lie is safe.

rebellions are built on hope.

we’re not here to make friends.

what kind of rumors?

tell me you have a backup plan.

is your foot all right?

you almost shot me.

we’ve been in worse cages than this one.

there is more than one sort of prison.

i sense that you carry yours wherever you go.

are we not still friends?

i knew you were safe.

you left me behind.

you were ready, and i saw that, even if you did not.

i was protecting you!

not a day goes by i don’t think of you.

it’s a trap. isn’t it?

did they send you? are you here to kill me?

there’s not much left.

i’m doing this job because i have to.

i made myself indispensable.

if you’re happy, then that’s more than enough.

‘ this was not my doing.

it wasn’t supposed to happen yet.

your work exceeds all expectations.

you don’t believe me.

i’m not the one you’ve got to convince.

i thought we were past this.

i don’t want to know.

i’d prefer ignorance myself.

i’m coming with you.

i won’t be long. you’ll be fine.

must have been hell of a few days.

i’ll be right behind you.

you need to get back down there and find us a ride out of here.

you must be very proud.

they destroyed my home. i will kill them.

so what did we come for, if not vengeance?

would you like to be carried?

i could carry you anyways.

i need you to trust me, all right?

if a fight starts, try not to hurt anyone.

you lied to me.

you’re in shock.

you don’t know what you’re talking about.

i had orders! orders that i disobeyed!

but you wouldn’t understand that.

orders? when you know they’re wrong? 

we don’t all have the luxury of deciding when and where we want to care about something.

you’re not the only one who lost everything.

some of us just decided to do something about it.

you can’t talk your way out of this.

none of it would have made a difference.

you have to decide for yourself.

i’ve given up before, and it doesn’t help.

i’ve seen people lose everything because they happened to be in the way.

the time to fight is now.

there is no hope.

but i do. i believe you. 

every time i walked away from something i wanted to forget, i told myself it was for a cause i believed in.

i couldn’t face myself if i gave up now.

we’ve faced longer odds.

not really my problem, is it?

we’ll take the next chance.

i’m not sure i know how to fight to accomplish something. 

light it up.

it was a good plan.

you’re a terrible spy.

think before you answer.

your behavior is continually unexpected.

i’ll find a way. 

you know who i am. 

you’ve lost.

i’ve lost nothing but time. 

do you think anybody’s listening?

someone’s out there.

i’m glad you came.

your father would be proud of you.

[classiifieddroid]

SHE’S a BB unit, orange && white.

ONE of a kind.

indie selective humanized bb-8 from the star wars sequels! penned by blossom!

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IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! a collection of sentence starters and prompts to inspire holiday/wintery interactions. trigger warnings for mentions of food and drink. 

❝ are you really playing christmas music already? it’s barely november! ❞

❝ come on, get in the spirit! dance with me. ❞ 

❝ if we’re having turkey for thanksgiving dinner, i’m not eating. the bird always looks at me funny and i’m not eating stuffing that’s been stuffed up a butt. ❞ 

❝ are you going to come sledding with us? it’ll be fun! ❞

❝ we can put up the christmas lights tonight! ❞

❝ i don’t want to be a grinch, but untangling lights isn’t exactly my favorite pastime. ❞

❝ let’s wear matching ugly christmas sweaters to the party! ❞ 

❝ do you think this eggnog is spiked? ❞ 

❝ don’t tell anyone, but, i spiked the eggnog. ❞ 

❝ you’re who i want to kiss at midnight on new year’s eve. ❞

❝ pucker up! you got caught under the mistletoe. ❞

❝ i didn’t know what to get you. i hope you like it. ❞ 

❝ you got me [insert gift here]? i love it. ❞

❝ please tell me that’s not a puppy yipping from the box… ❞

❝ isn’t it a little cliche to get engaged on christmas? ❞ 

❝ we always watch grandma got run over by a reindeer. it’s tradition! ❞

❝ i was sucking on this candy cane and accidentally made a weapon… ❞

❝ did you remember to get carrots to leave out for the reindeer? ❞

❝ i loved christmas as a kid, but i haven’t felt the magic in a long time… ❞

❝ do you want to bake cookies with me? ❞

SEND A WORD FOR A PROMPT. add + REVERSE to switch up who does what.

[ SKATES ] for sender and receiver to go ice skating.

[ COCOA ] for sender and receiver to get hot chocolate at a winter festival.

[ FESTIVAL ] for sender and receiver to go to a winter carnival. 

[ ICE ] for receiver to slip on some ice while walking with sender. 

[ FROSTY ] for sender and receiver to build a snowman.

[ ANGEL ] for sender and receiver to make snow angels.

[ MISTLETOE ] for sender and receiver to find themselves under the mistletoe.

[ TREE ] for sender and receiver to decorate the christmas tree. 

[ PRESENTS ] for receiver to open a present from sender. (bonus points for saying what the present is.) 

[ GRINCH ] for receiver’s reaction to sender not being in the holiday spirit. 

[ KITCHEN ] for sender and receiver to make a mess in the kitchen while cooking the holiday feast.

[ MIDNIGHT ] for sender to kiss receiver at midnight on new year’s eve. 

[ TIMES SQUARE ] for sender and receiver to watch the ball drop.

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mentor/mentee vibes (because ur worth it–)

aka i really love the energy of this dynamic, but unfortunately this whole effort turned into me typing down actual dialogue that happened in my car while my poor father tried to teach me how to drive. but they make for fun threads! bon appetit!

from the mentor.

“ you’re doing it wrong. ”

“ would you like me to show you how to do it? ”

“ that… that’s not how you do it. ”

“ maybe this mentoring stuff requires patience that i don’t have. ”

“ keep doing it like that, and you’ll end up hurting yourself. ”

“ correct me if i’m wrong, but that’s not how i showed you to do it, is it? ”

“ okay, alright, look at me. you looking? do it exactly like i’m doing it. ”

“ move your feet, come on, you’ve got to move if you don’t want to end up flat on your ass again! ”

“ look… it’s progress, yeah? you’re better than you were before. ”

“ don’t beat yourself up; it’s a tricky move, nobody gets it right the first time. ”

“ okay, let’s… let’s try a different tactic. ”

“ you’re overthinking it. don’t think; just be in the moment. ”

“ stop, stop… alright. looking back on what you’ve just done, what do you think i’m going to say? ”

“ there’s definitely plenty of room for improvement. ”

“ ah… god, okay, don’t cry… it’s not as bad as it looks, you’re really not as bad at this as you think! ”

“ we’ll get there together. ”

“ okay. time for a break, yeah? let’s stop for now, catch a breath, we can come back to it later. ”

“ you obviously don’t enjoy any of this; why do you want me to teach you so badly? ”

“ i could teach you, if you’d like? ”

“ come on, like i showed you, remember? ”

“ feet apart, hands up; anticipate your opponent’s movements! ”

“ alright… don’t think about getting hit. this isn’t a fight. it’s a dance. you move in response and in anticipation of your opponent. ”

“ who the hell taught you to do that?! ”

“ that wasn’t terrible! you didn’t butcher it this time! ”

“ wake up. wake up, come on, up and at ‘em. you said you wanted to learn, so come on. up you get! ”

“ that was good! hell, that was brilliant! you knocked me off my feet! good job! ”

“ you need to stop worrying about hurting me. you gonna apologize and pay the hospital bills of whatever bad guy you go against next time? ”

“ i’m proud of you. ”

“ you’re doing great! “

from the mentee

“ can you teach me how to do that? “

“ i did it! “

“ okay, there’s no need to be dramatic, i wasn’t that bad! “

“ i AM trying. “

“ oh god, oh, i’m so sorry! did i hurt you? “

“ i need your help with this. okay? i can’t do this alone. “

“ you’re the expert, right? “

“ i’ve seen you fight; i wanna be as good as you! “

“ people’s lives are at stake if i lose. their blood’s gonna be on my hands, and it’ll be on yours, too, if you don’t help me. “

“ quit yelling at me, i’m trying my best! “

“ i’m doing it exactly like you told me to, and i’m still not getting it right. “

“ i don’t need a break! i need to keep going until i get this right! “

“ show me how you did it. “

“ i don’t know how. and you do. all i’m asking is for a few hours of training… please? “

“ that’s it. i quit! “

“ you’re a terrible teacher, you know that? “

“ you said you’d teach me. and i’m here to learn. so let’s go already. “

“ what’s the point?! i’m useless at this! “

“ this is pointless, i’m never going to be ready! “

[classiifieddroid]

currently updating bb’s about a bit!

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starter call!

[goodnightmemes]

just some great Doctor Who quotes

❛ Let me be brave. ❜

❛ I don’t want to go. ❜

❛ Together or not at all. ❜

❛ How about that? I win. ❜

❛ Laugh hard, run fast, be kind. ❜

❛ To save you, I can do anything. ❜

❛ Look how far I went for fear of losing you. ❜

❛ Whole worlds pivot on acts of imagination. ❜

❛ Nothing’s sad till it’s over, then everything is. ❜

❛ Everybody lives. Just this once. Everybody lives. ❜

❛ Never trust a hug. It’s just a way to hide your face. ❜

❛ Have a good life. Do that for me. Have a fantastic life. ❜

❛ Stories are where memories go when they’re forgotten. ❜

❛ I’ll be keeping you safe. One last victory. Allow me that. ❜

❛ Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall. ❜

❛ We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? ❜

❛ I’d forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe. ❜

❛ All that pain and misery and loneliness, and it just made it kind. ❜

❛ Does it ever bother you that your life doesn’t make any sense? ❜

❛ I made my choice a long time ago, and I’m never gonna leave you. ❜

❛ No, I mean it. I would rather die. It’s better to die than to live like you. ❜

❛ What happened to you? When did killing someone become an option? ❜

❛ The only way anyone can live in peace is if they’re prepared to forgive. ❜

❛ Don’t play games with me. Don’t ever, ever, think you’re capable of that. ❜

❛ You were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I! ❜

❛ Never be cruel and never be cowardly, and if you are, always make amends. ❜

❛ Everything’s got to end sometime. Otherwise, nothing would ever get started. ❜

❛ Oh, look, I’m angry. That’s new. I’m really not sure what’s going to happen now. ❜

❛ Good men don’t need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many. ❜

❛ Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make any difference? ❜

❛ Sometimes, the only choices you have are bad ones, but you still have to choose. ❜

❛ Is there a word for ‘total screaming genius’ that sounds modest and just a tiny bit sexy? ❜

❛ You’re stone cold brilliant, you are, I swear, you really are. But you could be so much more. ❜

❛ Just because my pretty face has turned your head, do not assume that I am so easily distracted. ❜

❛ Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters. It’s the person. ❜

❛ It doesn’t matter if there’s nothing under the bed, or in the dark, so long as you know it’s ok to be afraid of it. ❜

❛ If you’re very wise and very strong, fear doesn’t have to make you cruel or cowardly. Fear can make you kind. ❜

❛ Shut up! I can’t let you die, without knowing you are loved. By so many, and so much. And by no one more than me. ❜

❛ If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me. ❜

❛ Letting it get to you. You know what that’s called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now is all that counts. ❜

❛ Come on! Look at me. No plan, no back up, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else. I don’t have anything to lose! ❜

❛ Okay, this is bad. At the moment I don’t know how bad, but certainly we’re three buses, a long walk, and eight quid in a taxi from good. ❜

❛ You asked me if you were a good man. And the answer is… I don’t know. But I think you try to be. And I think that’s probably the point. ❜

❛ Love, in all its forms, is the most powerful weapon we have. Because love is a form of hope. And like hope, love abides. In the face of everything ❜

❛ The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. ❜

❛ You’re all the same, you screaming kids, you know that? “Look at me, I’m unforgivable.” Well here’s the unforeseeable, I forgive you. After all you’ve done. I forgive you. ❜

❛ The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things or make them unimportant. ❜

❛ Because every time you see them happy you remember how sad they’re going to be. And it breaks your heart. Because what’s the point in them being happy if they’re going to be sad later? The answer is, of course, because they are going to be sad later. ❜

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“Woah, wait, Rey --,” the red-head watched her new friend sprint away, away from her fate but leaving this woman - no, this kyber being - alone. “Uh, hi,” an awkward wave,” I’m BB,” a hand raised to touch her own chest in introduction before squinting a bit, her camera optic eye focusing and refocusing. “How long have you just... been here with Moz?” BB prompted. A part of Beth worried the other was trapped her; no way would the rebel leave someone in need (even if she was itching to chase after Rey to make sure she was okay.) “Have you just been waiting for her?” Her thumb jutted towards the stairwell - the way Rey ran off to.

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                                                Caring Edition 

‘ Hey when was the last time you slept? ’

‘ Stay in bed, please. ’

‘ Do you want me to get you anything? ’

‘ Let me look. ’

‘ Let me help you. ’

‘ Here, let me bandage that up. ’

‘ I made you something to eat. ’

‘ You’re burning up! Go lay down. ’

‘ Please drink more water. ’

‘ Were you able to keep that down? ’

‘ Does this hurt? ’

‘ You need to stay still. ’

‘ Want more blankets? ’

‘ Do you want to talk about it? ’

‘ Try to breathe slowly. ’

‘ It’s alright I’m here. ’

‘ Here hold my hand. ’

‘ I’m not going anywhere. ’

‘ You can sleep here. ’

‘ Rest as long as you need. ’

‘ Look at me. ’

‘ Tell me what you are seeing. ’

‘ You can rest in my arms. ’

‘ I will make you some tea. ’

‘ Please, take this. ’

‘ You should be resting. ’

‘ I’m just checking in, how are you feeling? ’

‘ Snuggling helps with a lot of things, so come here. ’

‘ Want me to take you to a doctor? ’

‘ I am a doctor, so please listen to me. ’

‘ How long have you been like this? ’

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