I preen for Satan. @tipsy-owls - Tumblr Blog

*makes you green for 1 frame without telling you*

"do you prefer yaoi or yuri" well i like nothing. i like silence. just me. and the cold, empty cosm[Hears a twig crack] .

,Who gors there

twistedpictures

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

beammeupplease

Victor Adame Minguez

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

She's spotted Chris Pratt and she's not letting him make a Juarassic World sequel on her property O_O

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

laurbyboom

jamesbitchjames

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

Advanced maneuvers

Schmovement

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

aflo