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iwtv1976

I like volcanoes because there’s nothing you can do about it.

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

3000s

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

scaryhagmother

Absolutely not are you out of your mind

draconym

I've probably posted about this before but it still gets me that Ripley (my parrot) has a special nickname for my spouse, Tev. Like he knows and uses the names of everyone in his flock (me, Tev, Steve, and Cheese. also a couple of our friends and my mom's dog) but because Tev calls him "Ripley buddy," a couple years ago Ripley started calling him "Tev buddy" instead of just Tev. He doesn't call anybody else buddy. He knows that 'buddy' is a special suffix for him and Tev to use with each other's names because they love each other. Doesn't that just melt your fucking heart

They love each other

hydra

spec. spec. spec youve changed the game. i never realized your pointer finger and your wrist artery are the same. holy shit. im going to draw hands thank you

aasdjsd its not really an artery but its a useful landmark to facilitate the Flow of a pose imo

pseudomantis

Bad egg cute moment

deadeyesopened

duckdotimg

I have been an Hellsing fan since time immemorial and I rewatched it with some friends a few months or so ago... It's time to make my 12 years old self happy

teathattast

segamascott

this is honestly such a good idea

memorycycle

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone